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Merlin and the gang do twitter (?)

Summary:

things me and my friends have said (but slightly altered) but its merlin and the gang

Notes:

its currently 1:56 am and im wide awake but STILL cant come up with usernames to save my life so sorry they suck I guess

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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 Boom magic @dragonboy_

  @camalotking are you… reading bucky barnes smut?? 

 

         Clotpole @camalotking___

           -Replying to @dragonboy No. Im watching it.

       

                      boom magic @dragonboy

                         -replying to @camalotking …excuse me? 

 

                          clotpole @camalotking    

                            -replying to @dragonboy WAIT that- thats not- 

 

                                    

 

 

 

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 sir Gwaine :p @applepiecheese 

   dont wheeze too hard or you wont be able to suck dick anymore <3

 

         Percy Jackson @notlutherhargreeves 

            -replying to @applepiecheese Gwaine, W H A T 

 

 

 

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  Elyan @sirelyan  

     The LOOK my sister just gave me- I think she could see my soul

 

         Gwen (she/her) @camalotsangel

            -replying to @sirelyan get back here with my pop tarts you little shit 

 

 

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clotpole @camalotking

  @dragonboy im inventing new emotions as we speak cuz I loooove you sm <3333

 

       Boom magic @dragonboy

         Replying to @camalotking <3333

 

               Mordred :0 @druidknight

                 Replying to @dragonboy imagine having someone love you lol 

 

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Boom magic @dragonboy

 WELL im making friends with the horny demons and nobody can stop me :) 

 

    Gwen (she/her) @camalotsangel

   Replying to @dragonboy you already did. Have you seen our friends ???? Those  bitches all be horny demons    

 

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Boom magic @dragonboy

I SWEAR IM GONNA STAB MY ADHD IN THE FACE 

 

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Boom magic @dragonboy

Over The Rainbow. EXCEPT-

 

   Sir Gwaine :p @applepiecheese

    Replying to @dragonboy JAHFJHAKFHIU YES 

 

       Boom magic @dragonboy 

        Replying to @applepiecheese as I was saying. Except we jumped over the rainbow, slammed into it, and fell and broke all our bones. 

 

           Clotpole @camalotking

             Replying to @dragonboy merlin, are you okay? 

 

                Boom magic @dragonboy 

                  Replying to @camalotking no I haven’t slept in 3 days :) 

 

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Boom magic @dragonboy  

 Its like, dude, what the hell, get out. Mom get out of my room im playing Minecraft

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editing at 2:09am, FUCK why do I have to separately underline in ao3??? this is gonna make me kill someone fr

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