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Summary:

Denki has the bright idea of creating a group chat for Class A to bitch about how annoying Katsuki and Izuku are, especially regarding each other. An alliance forms amongst the up-and-coming heroes which lead them to set up aforementioned annoyances.

text au mixed in with like actual writing idk what to call it lol

Chapter 1: one

Notes:

disclaimers b4 we continue !!!

- no mineta, he does not exist bc i really don’t like him,,,,, there won’t be anyone replacing him either but class a do acquire a certain pet in the future … guess what it is :D

- this is a post deku v kacchan world but it’s also kinda ambiguous timeline wise ,,, we’re ignoring most do the stuff that happened besides the eri stuff and festival bc i hope to write out situations from then

- i’m trying to keep it slow burn

- they’re just gonna be dudes bring bros being domestic and homosexual in each other’s presence totally no romantic feelings whatsoever (slash j)

HOPE U ENJOY MWAHHHAHA also all the girls r lesbians bc i am lesbian and i enjoy projecting insert hands making a hear emoji x3 here

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

electric boy added 16 people to ‘dekuchan haters’

 

pinky

i can’t believe he actually did it

 

sero

LMAO

 

Iida Tenya

What is the meaning of this?

 

electric boy

dekuchan are gay

 

Yao-Momo

*Is

Also there isn’t anything wrong with Midoriya being gay. It’s pretty harsh to make a whole group chat without him in it just to be mean. I expected better, Kaminari.

 

Iida Tenya

What Yaoyorozu said. This is extremely disrespectful. I think you should write out an apology letter to him.

 

jirou

with tears

 

Iida Tenya

Huh?

 

jirou

it’s an inside joke

 

Iida Tenya

Right. Kaminari, where are you? You have to apologize and explain.

 

electricboy

calm down i’m not talking about just midoriya dekuchan is clearly a ship name for deku and kacchan

also it’s not in a mean way >:(

how could you think of me like that i’m just saying that they’re in love

also dumb and in need of getting their shit together

 

Iida Tenya

What in the world is a ‘ship name’?

 

jirou

shipping is when u think ppl would make a cute couple

ship name is just mashing ppls name together because of it

 

Iida Tenya

Well, it just sounds like you’re calling Midoriya-kun ‘Deku-chan’, no? It’s hardly a pairing name.

 

electricboy

it’s about the principal pretty boy keep up

 

jirou

why is your name on here so cheesy

 

electricboy

kiris is worse

 

manlymenrock

what’s wrong with it :(

 

pinky

LMAOOO

 

Yao-Momo

I am still confused as to why this group chat was created? @ electricboy

 

electricboy

oh i thought it was obvious we’re setting them up

 

uravity!!

OH OH @ tsu @ shoto we were talking about something like this yesterday

 

tsu

that is true

 

shoto

i remember

 

electricboy

another 3 on board i assume

 

satou

Me too

I was trying to cook yesterday Bakugou came in and threw me out just to cook surprise meal for Midoriya

they should kiss

and get their own kitchen can we plz ask Aizawa about it???

 

ojiro

yes

 

shoji

aoyama broke his phone earlier but he is saying yes

me too

 

tokoyami

the love of which is bred through the triumphs of our dark ages i do support

 

electricboy

i’m taking that as yes where’s hagakure

 

pinky

she’s w me! she’s asleep rn

 

electricboy

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

 

jirou

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

 

pinky

l + ratio

 

jirou

l for lesbian

 

pinky

shut up you are too loser

 

Yao-Momo

You are?

@ jirou

 

electricboy

SHUT UP THATS BEYOND THE POINT REMEMVER THE MAIN FOCUS IS DEKUCHAN

 

uravity!!

do u have a plan kaminari :o

 

electricboy

glad u asked >;)

Notes:

comments and kudos appreciated they keep me going, might (read: definitely will) be slow ish updates

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