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Morgan: hey
Morgan: I forget to put oranges on the list
Alex: are you kidding me I just left the store
Morgan: okay good so you can still get them
Alex: what part of I just left was unclear
Morgan: if you just left you're still right outside
Alex: I'm not turning around for oranges
Morgan: I was gonna bake with them :(
Alex: bake what?
Morgan: no oranges no answers
Alex: FINE
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Barnaby: check the security footage on the third floor
Morgan: why
Barnaby: kotetsu guided Alex through a death trap
Morgan: no way
Morgan: NO WAY
Barnaby: I KNOW
Morgan: Kotetsu is so patient with him
Barnaby: are you smarter than a fifth grader but it's is Alex smarter than a dog
Morgan: fhjdfslidfshdvs
Morgan: I set the traps you handle Kotetsu and we can make it happen
Barnaby: Done
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Hawk: 🔪
Hawk: 🔪
Hawk: 🔪
Alex: what's up?
Hawk: 👁➡️🦆🏡❓️
Alex: yeah just be back before seven
Hawk: 😁
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Morgan: where is it
Morgan: tell me
Ohio: ?
Morgan: don't play dumb I know it was you
Ohio: I genuinely don't know what you're talking about
Morgan: the MASK I know you stole the mask!
Ohio: wasn't me. Last time I tried to steal it Alex stopped me
Morgan: EXCEPT you knew Alex and me weren't home today and the cameras went down for ten minutes so WHERE IS IT
Morgan: I know it's still in the building because no one saw you leave
Ohio: out the front door
Morgan: what
Ohio: no one saw me leave out the front door
Morgan: the fire escape
Ohio: bingo
Ohio: the stewardess is telling us to put our phones on airplane mode so we'll have to finish this later
Morgan: you're on a plane already?!
Ohio: bye!
Morgan: OHIO
Morgan: NO
Morgan: LAST MINUTE PLANE TICKETS ARE SO EXPENSIVE
Morgan: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Morgan: OHIO
Morgan: hey wanna ruin Ohio's day?
Alex: I would love to
Barnaby: ohio's mad at you for cheating
Morgan: it's not cheating if I win
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Alex: hey I was fighting a mold monster but it went in the vents has anyone seen it?
Ohio: A What
Barnaby: not another one
Morgan: is this one my fault?
Barnaby: are you implying the last one was your fault?
Morgan: I plead the fifth
Ohio: we're Canadian
Alex: focus people, mold monster, any sightings?
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Morgan: rents going up
Barnaby: can I know why? I'd like to check it with our local rent laws
Morgan: rents not going up
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Hawk : 👀🍴🧙♀️2️⃣🅱️
Morgan: no you can't eat the lady in 2b
Hawk : 🥺
Morgan: No
Alex: how did you get that
Morgan: it was obvious
Hawk : 🙄🔪
Alex: I'm doing my best okay
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Alex: Friday then?
Morgan: no I've got a thing Friday
Barnaby: and I'm stopping them
Morgan: sure you are
Alex: this is fucking stupid
Alex: Saturday?
Barnaby: I'm free
Morgan: if nothing goes horribly wrong Friday and neither of us end up in the hospital yeah that works
Barnaby: you say us but you're the only one that's ended up hospitalized after one of your schemes
Morgan: no you've gotten hurt
Barnaby: I haven't
Morgan: I could've sworn you have
Alex: argue later, Saturday is good? We finally have a day?
Barnaby: yes
Morgan: yep
Ohio: I have class
Barnaby: NO
Alex: DAMMIT
Morgan: ON A SATURDAY?!
Ohio: it's the only time the room I need is open
Alex: I'm canceling your class
Ohio: no
Alex: class canceled
Ohio: whatever you're about to do
Ohio: don't do it
Morgan: oh no
Ohio: Alex
Morgan: Alex
Ohio: Alex get back here
Barnaby: I think they're doing it
Morgan: they're totally destroying your campus
Ohio: I'm gonna kill them
Morgan: quick, find a day, who's free next Sunday?
Ohio: me
Barnaby: not me
Morgan: Monday???
Ohio: no
Barnaby: no
Alex: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Alex: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH FREE TIME
Alex: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING BUSY
Ohio: DID YOU WRECK MY CAMPUS
Morgan: WE DON'T ALL HAVE YOUR POWERS ALEX WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THINGS
Alex: GET GOOD THEN
Ohio: ANSWER ME
Barnaby: tuesday??
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Barnaby: did you leave me flowers or is this a trap from Morgan?
Ohio: I left you flowers
Barnaby: they're lovely ❤️
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Morgan: you're not getting your security deposit back
Barnaby: that dent is there because of your death trap
Morgan: :/
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Alex: THEY JUST
Alex: THEY
Ohio: "hello Ohio how are you doing?"
Ohio: oh I'm good Alex thanks for asking, how about you?
Alex: THEY CAN DO BUTTERFLY KNIFE TRICKS
Alex: AND DIDN'T TELL ME UNTIL NOW
Ohio: I'm sure it's a new skill
Alex: SO THEY SHOWED ME
Alex: AND THEY CAUGHT IT BEHIND THEIR BACK
Ohio: are you ever going to message me for any reason besides this one
Alex: THEY WERE JUST SO FUCKING HOT AND CONFIDENT AND I WILL DIE
Ohio: at this rate, me too
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Hawk : ⤵️🏢🛹❓
Ducky: lemme ask my mom
Ducky: she said yes i'll be over in a bit!
Hawk : 😄❗️
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Ohio:
Alex:
Ohio: why are we playing this?
Alex: I dunno
Ohio:
Alex:
Ohio:
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Chad: Morgan! Are you still mind-controlled?
Morgan: i think you've got the wrong number
Chad: my apologies!
Chad: Morgan! Are you ready to be my sidekick?
Morgan: you have the wrong number
Chad: sorry!
Chad: Morgan! I can help you!
Morgan: wrong number
Chad: my bad!
Chad: Morgan!
Morgan: no
Diego: stop tricking Chad
Morgan: but it's so fun and easy to do!
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Alex: hear me out
Barnaby: no
Alex: just let me pet him once!
Barnaby: he doesn't want you to
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Diego: come pick Hawk up
Morgan: I did?
Morgan: it's right next to me
Diego: then what am I looking at
Morgan: oh not again
Morgan: Okay headcount who's got how many Hawks? I have one
Diego: I have one
Ohio: me and Barnaby have three
Alex: I've got 17
Ohio: 17?!
Alex: yeah I thought it'd be more
Morgan: do we know if any of them are the epicenter? Hawk Prime? The most important one?!
Alex: none of mine aren't and judging off the fact Hawk just texted me a demon emoji none of yours are either
Morgan: it's so grounded
Alex: we're not grounding Hawk
Morgan: what if something bad happened?! It could get kidnapped!
Alex: Hawk can handle itself
Ohio: we caught Hawk with a net
Alex: all three? Like you caught the first one with a net and then the other two still fell for it?
Ohio: yep
Alex: okay the kids grounded