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1. Garlic Salt (Older Than Stars) by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Real Person Fiction, Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Barack Obama/Shrek (Shrek)
   • Gargamel & Shrek
   • Barack Obama
   • Shrek (Shrek)
   • Gargamel (Les Schtroumpfs)
   • Michelle Obama
   • Azrael (Les Schtroumpfs)
   • Grand Schtroumpf | Papa Smurf
   • La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette
   • Joe Biden
   • Crack Crossover
   • Crack Relationships
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
   • Marriage
   • POV Third Person Omniscient
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • no beta we die like men
   • Immortality
   • obama is omniscient

   Summary

   Obama is immortal, undying. And with immortality comes loneliness.
   ——
   In which a nameless man offers Obama dinner and steals his heart before he knew he had one.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,415

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   17

   Bookmarks:

   3

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