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1. Aye Aye, Captain! by Capitanussy

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Capitano/Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore/Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Capitano & Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore & Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • (mentioned) Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • (mentioned) Tartaglia | Childe & Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • Capitano (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Il Dottore (Genshin Impact)
   • Pantalone (Genshin Impact)
   • Pulcinella (Genshin Impact)
   • Mentioned Zhongli (Genshin Impact) - Character
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Childe and Zhongli are Exes
   • Heartbroken Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Confused Capitano (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe Being an Idiot (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • Capitano is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact)
   • Capitano is Trying Okay?
   • Papa Pulcinella
   • It's My Favorite Platonic Relationship
   • Papanella
   • Pulcinella is Tartaglia | Childe's Adoptive Father (Genshin Impact)
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • everything in between
   • They're Two Dumbasses in Love Who Don't Know How Feelings Work
   • Blind to Each Other's Affection Tbh
   • Dumbasses
   • absolute idiots
   • I'll Slander Childe Any Day
   • AU Where Capitano is Secretly the Biggest Softie Ever?
   • He Wants To Understand Love
   • Someone Cuddle the Big Man
   • How Do I Tag
   • future smut
   • slow burn sort of
   • Plot
   • Lots of plot
   • I Don't Usually Say That
   • non-consensual drugging
   • Doesn't Result In Sex
   • Just a Frustrated Tartaglia

   Summary

   Tartaglia returns from Liyue heartbroken and manages to run into one of the last people he'd like to notice him at a time like this; his idol, Capitano. They're both infuriatingly idiotic and blind to each other's feelings. In other words, they'll probably need some help getting together. It's a great thing a certain banker is more than up for the job!

   P.S. I don't know how to name fics but I got spongebob stuck in my head so I said "Eh, why not?"

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   English

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