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April 10th, 2015
Bored.
Bored. Bored, bored, bored. Bored. So very, very bored.
If John will insist on leaving his laptop on his desk with a mere system of three passwords, two anti-spambot filters and another two passwords, then really, he’s asking for me to have a bit of fun, isn’t he?
I have decided, therefore, to commandeer John’s blog for the day. Yes, I’ve changed the username and password, but let’s not dwell on that; John won’t like it. I like to think I’m doing him a favour. As you may have noticed, I’ve updated the previously dull colour scheme to something far more vibrant and I think you’ll agree that the new profile picture I’ve chosen for John is far more flattering than that close-up he insisted on using before.
Honestly, I don’t know why I have the reputation of someone cold and uncaring. As I believe I have made very clear, I am, in fact, the polar opposite.
John often signs off his tedious little posts with a question designed to provoke some debate in the comments section, so: what’s your favourite element of the periodic table?
Laterz.
- SH
61 comments
hahahha excellently done Sherlock
theimprobableone, April 10th, 07:43
Oh, Sherlock. John’s such a nice man, why do you wind him up so? He’ll give you a right whallop if he’s got any sense in him! It’s Mrs Hudson by the way
Marie Turner, April 10th, 08:31
Damn bloody right I will!! Sherlock, change the password back RIGHT NOW and I’ll consider not incinerating all the severed feet in the fridge.
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 09:28
There is no Sherlock here, only me, John Watson.
John Watson, April 10th, 09:32
oh you reply to him
theimprobableone, April 10th, 09:35
Sherlock, this isn’t funny. Please. Find some other way to occupy yourself that won’t make me look like a complete tit.
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 09:38
Don’t worry John, he’s the only who looks like a complete tit here.
Anderson, April 10th, 09:42
Thanks, Anderson…
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 09:44
Oh bollocks, it’s Sally
Anderson, April 10th, 09:47
There, that’s better
Anderson, April 10th, 09:47
BOLLOCKS
Anderson, April 10th, 09:47
OK, got it.
Sally Donovan, April 10th, 09:49
I’m so very bored. I know, I’ll redecorate the living room!
John Watson, April 10th, 09:57
SHERLOCK HOLMES, is this really what you’re reduced to when I can’t find any cases for you?? Jesus, I’ll murder someone myself if it saves poor John from this Hell
Lestrade, April 10th, 10:06
Sherlock isn’t here! Can’t you read, Greg? See, I know your name is Greg! I must be John!
John Watson, April 10th, 10:09
You know my name is Greg. You call me Greg all the time. Don’t make me send Mycroft down there
Lestrade, April 10th, 10:11
Please don’t send mummy, I’ll do anything not to have to sit on the naughty step again.
John Watson, April 10th, 10:14
YOU’VE MADE MY BLOG BRIGHT PINK, SHERLOCK. BRIGHT BLOODY PINK. AND ARE THOSE BUTTERFLIES IN THE HEADER? JESUS CHRIST
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 10:18
I was summoned by what sounded like the tears of all those poor people you’ve blinded with this new layout, Sherlock. Would you like me to pay you a visit?
Mycroft Holmes, April 10th, 10:24
Go away.
John Watson, April 10th, 10:25
No.
Mycroft, April 10th, 10:26
Yes.
John Watson, April 10th, 10:26
Stop impersonating John and I’ll consider it.
Mycroft Holmes, April 10th, 10:27
This is like watching paint dry
Lestrade, April 10th, 10:29
I’m going to go and staple my forehead to something
Lestrade, April 10th, 10:30
You should try it, Sherlock. It’s genuinely a more productive way of relieving boredom than what you’re doing
Lestrade, April 10th, 10:34
SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHERS LAPTOP THIS INSTANT HE HAS VERY IMPORTANT PERSONAL FILES ON THERE
Harry, April 10th, 11:03
Does he, now?
John Watson, April 10th, 11:24
Harry!!
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 11:35
Oh my. The things I have learnt today. The things I have learnt. I thought I was intelligent before, but now…
John Watson, April 10th, 13:39
You’re being a prat, Sherlock.
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 13:46
Haha this looks like you’re talking to yourself John! You know I once had a cat who did that I think she used to purr a lot when noone was stroking her and then someone kicked her and she stopped purring and died xxxxxx
Molly Hooper, April 10th, 13:49
Oh Molly :( I can relate, as you may know my dog Flumpy died about a year ago and it was very sad I am always here if you need to talk
Mike Stamford, April 10th, 14:02
:)
Molly Hooper, April 10th, 14:05
:)
Mike Stamford, April 10th, 14:08
See, John? Our senseless sparring has brought together a young couple under the umbrella of love. You can’t say I’m not having a productive day.
John Watson, April 10th, 14:17
Oh we’re not a couple haha xxxx
Molly Hooper, April 10th, 14:23
You’re not young either, and yet I said it. Hmm.
John Watson, April 10th, 14:37
John!! I am only 35!! xxx :(
Molly Hooper, April 10th, 14:41
IT’S NOT ME!
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 14:59
Who are you???xx
Molly Hooper, April 10th, 15:02
Oh, for… Molly, I am John. Sherlock has hacked into my main account.
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 15:05
Don’t worry, John. Lestrade and I are on our way over to 221B to… discuss matters further.
Mycroft Holmes, April 10th, 15:08
ETA approx. 4pm, taking into account congestion near Mr Lestrade’s house.
Anthea?, April 10th, 15:10
Haha just keep your wig on John, we’ll be there soon! I’m just waiting for Mycroft now at Scotland Yard
Lestrade, April 10th, 15:16
Thank God. I am never spiking your drinks with rohypnol again.
John Watson, April 10th, 15:20
THAT WAS NOT ME
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 15:22
I DID NOT DO THAT
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 15:31
MYCROFT?
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 15:46
LESTRADE?
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 15:58
It’s 4pm, please say you’re with Sherlock and you’ve got him to see sense
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 16:11
I don’t even care if you’ve beaten him up and thrown him in a ditch; I just want control over my life again
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 16:27
Mycroft?! Lestrade?!
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 16:39
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Lestrade, April 10th, 16:42
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Lestrade, April 10th, 16:59
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Lestrade, April 10th, 17:04
The car is delayed in traffic. That’s what I’ve been told to tell you.
Anthea?, April 10th, 17:09
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Mycroft Holmes, April 10th, 17:27
wen are oiknt our way!!!!
Mycroft Holmes, April 10th, 17:59
I am never getting this blog back, am I?
[Guest: John Watson], April 10th, 18:30
Nope.
Sherlock Holmes, April 10th, 18:59