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36 comments
John? Is everything all right there, mate? Think you might have sat on the keyboard, lol!
Bill Murray, 29th December, 13:24
I don’t think that’s what’s happened, Bill. If I were you, I’d go home and wash your eyes out with bleach. That’s what I intend to do as soon as I get out the office.
Lestrade, 29th December, 14:22
What do you mean?? I’m confused. By the way, John – if you get this, you still haven’t texted me about that pint!! Mike and I will go without you if you don’t get back to me, lol
Bill Murray 29th December, 14:57
Well, Bill, what my boss is trying to say is that when a man and a man love each other very much…
Sally Donovan, 29th December, 15:10
REALLY???? Do people actually think that’s what’s happened??? BRILLIANT! LOL!
Jacob Sowersby, 29th December, 15:21
I genuinely worry about the age of some of the readers of this blog.
Sally Donovan, 29th December, 15:46
john is not intelligent enough for Sherlock i dont understand why he has lowered himself to this
theimprobableone, 29th December, 16:07
How do you know Sherlock’s the one lowering himself?
Anderson, 29th December, 16:14
THAT WAS NOT ME, THAT WAS S
Anderson, 29th December, 16:16
OMEONE ELSE
Anderson, 29th December, 16:16
ok i am confused what is going on???? what is up with my brother????
Harry Watson, 29th December, 16:44
Mr Holmes with the lead piping in the living room, apparently! lol
Bill Murray, 29th December, 16:59
??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Watson, 29th December, 17:08
The other Mr Holmes, I hope!
Lestrade, 29th December, 17:29
Correct.
Mycroft Holmes, 29th December, 18:03
I don’t like to be rude or anything but should we really be discussing this here? It seems like this something that should be um private xxxxx
Molly Hooper, 29th December, 18:25
I agree with Molly on this one, John has a right to a personal life, even if he does insist on posting everything on his blog. Also, this is giving me mental images that I really don’t need right before dinner.
Mike Stamford, 29th December, 18:34
I’m glad you agree Mike!! I just don’t think it’s fair to talk about something like this xxxxxx
Molly Hooper, 29th December, 18:41
I hope you are enjoying your dinner by the way xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Molly Hooper, 29th December, 18:42
I am, thanks! Made too much as always, though. It’s a shame there’s no-one else here to share it with me :(
Mike Stamford, 29th December, 18:47
Oh, well maybe next time haha!!!!! :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Molly Hooper, 29th December, 19:07
Can we stop flirting in the comments section and get back to the matter at hand?? How do we delete this monstrosity?
Sally Donovan, 29th December, 19:24
Which body part do we think made the blog post?
Anonymous, 29th December, 19:37
No
Sally Donovan, 29th December, 19:40
My vote is on the buttocks.
Anonymous, 29th December, 19:56
NO
Anderson, 29th December, 19:59
Probably John’s buttocks.
Anonymous, 29th December, 20:01
Hello John it’s Mrs Hudson here, just reminding you that you’ve left a bit of a mess in the living room, I’d clean it up but I don’t want to touch it! It’s Mrs Hudson by the way
Marie Turner, 29th December, 20:34
I am in Hell.
Sally Donovan, 29th December, 20:36
I am in Heaven.
Anonymous, 29th December, 20:39
Oh, come on, guys! Really? If you must know, Sherlock and I procured a cat today. It’s a right tetchy bastard, to tell you the truth. It’s scratched everything in the bloody flat to buggery and knocked one of Sherlock’s god-forsaken experiments all over the sofa and now I find that it’s been making sexually implicit blogposts? Damnit, Sherlock, we are NOT keeping the cat. Sorry to be disappointing, folks!
John, 29th December, 21:01
Oh thank God.
Sally Donovan, 29th December, 21:05
Having a domestic, are we???? Just wait, you’ll be thankful for it in a few hours ;)
Lestrade, 29th December, 21:18
Sometimes I start domestics just for the rewards!!!!!
Lestrade, 29th December, 21:23
I had noticed they’d become more frequent.
Mycroft, 29th December, 21:29
I’m turning off comments now. For the good of mankind.
John, 29th December: 22:07
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