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1. I want to ride my bicycle by Anonymous

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Aug 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Freddie
   • Laszlo Cravensworth/Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/The Djinn
   • Laszlo Cravensworth/Guillermo de la Cruz/Nadja of Antipaxos
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Original Character(s)
   • Baron Afanas/Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Girlboss Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Jealous Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Jealousy
   • Guillermo de la Cruz is Not a Virgin
   • Slutty Guillermo
   • hot guillermo summer
   • Oral Fixation
   • everybody fucks and sucks
   • guillermo is the house bicycle
   • gaslight gatekeep girlboss guillermo
   • Anal Sex
   • guillermo is my poor little meow meow
   • Phone Sex
   • gizmo how are the dildos?
   • Improvised Sex Toys
   • Pining
   • it's pine time
   • tick tock it's pine o'clock
   • Cunnilingus
   • Whipping
   • Gags
   • Threesome
   • Roleplay
   • Mutual Pining
   • Crying
   • Sex Work
   • Sex for Favors
   • Rough Kissing
   • Verbal Humiliation
   • Non-Human Genitalia
   • season 4 adjacent
   • Power Bottom Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Soft Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Pining Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Accidental Voyeurism
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • NO NONCON AT ALL tho
   • Extremely consensual <3
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Anal Play
   • Anal Fingering
   • Orc Culture
   • Fae & Fairies

   Summary

   Nandor is engaged, and Guillermo is totally, actually fine with it. totally. totally fine.

   AKA the one where the Djinn decides it's hot Guillermo summer and Guillermo then fucks literally everyone.

   AKA the one where Guillermo lets 33 years of Catholic repression out on the world and the world says thank you.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,255

   Chapters:

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