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Prologue: Roxy and Chica were secretly in love and married. After the marriage, Roxy, Gregory, and Glamrock Freddy meet and start walking around for patrol around the Pizza-Plex when they run into Monty. Monty is angry at Roxy but Roxy is able to keep calm. Gregory decides to incite the fight however, and poorly starts fighting Monty. This obviously leads to Gregory getting hurt, and in retaliation Roxy fights and dismantles Monty. Peepaw Afton hobbles out and wants to know why everyone is in scraps on the floor, and decides that Roxy will have to either leave the Pizza-Plex or be decommissioned.
Glamrock Freddy: Let’s head in for the night, I don’t think meeting Monty at this time would be beneficial to us.
Gregory: Oh yeah, because *you’re* the real problem here, aren’t you? You’d rip Monty to shreds, I’m *sure*.
Glamrock Freddy: You think so?
Gregory: You’re so angry all the time, I bet you’d start a fight with the wall if you got the chance!
Glamrock Freddy: The wall?
Gregory: You’d fight anyone who looked at you funny! If a kid accidentally spilled their drink you’d--
[Gregory starts playfully hitting Freddy]
Glamrock Freddy: We’d be in a lot more trouble if you were the one ordering us around.
Gregory: You literally come to me when I press a button on my watch, I *am* the one ordering you around.
Glamrock Freddy: Prepare yourself, I can sense Monty is near.
Gregory: Okay, and?
Monty: Have any of you seen Roxy?
Gregory: What if we have? What if we haven't?
Monty: You either have or you haven’t, kid
Gregory: What if we can’t see? What if *Roxy* can’t see?
Glamrock Freddy: Hey let’s make sure we’re all playing nice. Violence is strictly prohibited in the Pizza-Plex, especially between animatronics!
Monty: No one will know if you don’t snitch. Besides, who said we were fighting? We’re just having a “friendly chat”.
[Enter Roxy]
Monty: Nevermind, I’ve found the one I’m looking for, just my man.
Gregory: Where? What man? I don't see any man that’s on your side.
Monty: That’s it Roxy, you keep going around and sticking your nose where you don't belong.
Roxy: I don’t have to deal with this. You don’t know what you’re talking about, croc.
Monty: Croc? Oh, you’re just looking to fight.
Roxy: I’m not looking for anything. You’re the one looking for a fight.
Gregory: This is gonna be fun
[Gets into a fighting stance]
Monty: Kid, stay out of this
Gregory: What ? Scared I’ll win?
Roxy: Gregory, you should really just stay out of this
[They start wrestle fighting]
[Roxy tries to get them to stop, and Gregory gets clawed]
Gregory: Roxy, look at what you’ve done!
Glamrock Freddy: Gregory! Are you okay?
Gregory: If you call bleeding out from a foot long gash fine, then yeah! Just a scratch, you know? Do we have first aid kits?
[Gregory coughs]
Roxy: You’ll be fine, just hold on a bit
Gregory: Hold on a bit? Roxy, you’re the reason why I’m hurt!
[Roxy and Monty start fighting as Freddy starts to check on Gregory’s wounds]
[Roxy stabs Monty with her claws]
Roxy: Oh, oh god…
Glamrock Freddy: Roxy, you’re going to get scrapped for parts at this rate! Go, before the pizza plex opens up again-
[Roxy flees]
Mapbot: Why is Montgomery Gator on the ground with a hole through his chest? Why is there a kid laying on the ground? Is he hurt?
[Glamrock Freddy picks Gregory up]
Glamrock Freddy: There’s been a few accidents, let’s go get this sorted
[They go to Afton]
Afton [Not in a british accent p l e a s e]: What in tarnation is this?
Glamrock Freddy: Gregory has been killed by Monty, who has been killed by Roxy in what started as a trivial fight.
Vanny: It had to have been started by Roxy, she’s always starting fights
Foxy: No no, Monty has always been a trouble maker too
Afton [Still not British]: Well either way, Monty is dead, and so is a child (Greg? Gregory?). Roxy can’t be here anymore if she doesn’t want to get scrapped. Tell her she needs to leave far, far away from here.
[End scene]