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KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
To the Jap. people, Australian here, who tf is the kid in glasses attending the heists?
Life? Never heard of that @yes
Do you mean the KID killer? (Hate the name btw.)
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Small, big glasses.
My water is cropped @snek_queen
That is the KID killer. He is the person who came closest to ever catching KID. The reason why the police came close enough to touch him.
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
The little brat? Yeah, I met him a few times. Can’t keep his nose where it belongs, always running around murder cases.
Croissant @Croissant
Excuse-me? The kid can’t be older than 10!
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
He is around 6.
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Japan, you good? I googled, the kid has been part of more cases that the average police officer… He is 6?!
I have blackmail @IceQueen
As mentioned, he can’t keep his nose out of other people’s business. Lives with the sleeping pervert. (I refuse to call him anything else. He disgusts me.)
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
@IceQueen personal experience or???
I have blackmail @IceQueen
@KID stan nr.1 I sadly met him a few times, sadly. I have to vomit almost every time, I pity his daughter, she is such a nice person. A real-life angel.
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
She has a black belt in Karate. The girl isn’t taking anybody’s shit. I saw her once dent a metal table with her bare fist… I still have nightmares.
My water is cropped @snek_queen
We stan a queen.
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
So… Who is the kid?
PogBear @Hnnnn
Right, that was the original question, and before we knew it began to stan somebody. Anybody with the Power Points here? @DetectiveSleep You have stuff like that, don’t you?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Good thing you asked *pulls out every theory known to man* This kid right here is a fucking safety hazard. The cutest one, I might add. What do you want to know? I have it all here.
PogBear @Hnnnn
My job is done.
I have blackmail @IceQueen
There are theories about the kid?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Y E S
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Mom, pick me up, I am scared. What is coming now?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
So, all of you know how Shinichi Kudo is just gone?
LOVE ME KID @Affen-ction
Isn’t he dead?
Potato Phone @potat
I thought he was on a case.
LOVE ME KID @Affen-ction
For what, almost 2 years?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
There is a theory that he works with the FBI and/or was abducted by aliens, but that is a whole another story. Thing is, Conan appeared around the time Kudo disappeared. So, what if, and stay with me guys.
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
I don’t like where this is going…
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Kudo overheard a convo he shouldn’t have and was drugged, turning back his clock. Now he is searching for those people under the alias Conan Edogawa (Edogawa Conan)
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
If something like that existed, then the people would make money, not do some shady things…. Nm. I see it.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
:D
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
Still stupid tho.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
:d
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
I mean, I could see it, but that is still a bit too, how do I put it? Ugh. Science isn’t that far, and we need some more time till we could manipulate some many body cells at once. Do you get me?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Don’t you believe in M A G I C.
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
No.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Aren’t you a KID simp?
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
He uses tricks to show us things which we couldn’t believe are true. That is in the job prescription of a magician. It isn’t really magic. Don’t pull out your theories, I can see your brain producing shit at rapid speeds.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Meany. Hmpf!
Cowockie @UwUkie
This right here. That is the best friend dynamic I want to have.
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
May I get my question answered? You all are going off track, again….
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Right, sorry. He is very smart and is helping the police by solving the mysteries.
Damm @difY
But, isn’t it the sleeping Kogo? He is the one solving the mysteries.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
That’s where you are wrong. The kid puts him to sleep using his watch, and then copies his voice with a voice changer. How do I know that, you might ask? Pervy ain’t the only one who fell asleep and became Sherlock.
Firefly @firefly
So that’s why he disappeared…
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
Why are we talking about the kid? Why not chat about KID-sama?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1 Shut it simp.
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
Rude.
PogBear @Hnnnn
Storytime? @firefly
Firefly @firefly
Fine. So I was with my ex-bf, and then a barista (DB) died. She was poisoned. Lady was very pretty, I could have bet my money that she was a model. Anyway, the bitch™ (ex-bf) puts something into my pocket. (I didn’t see at the time) 1/?
KIDDDDDD:D @KID stan nr.1
What a bitch.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
*Bitch™ @KID stan nr.1
Firefly @firefly
So the police are like: “Yeah, firefly killed him”, and the bitch™ is like “She was always the jealous type. DB was just a good friend of mine”. I tell them it isn’t me, I never met the lady. (Turns out he was cheating on me with her) 2/?
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
What a hoe.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
*Bitch™ @Hello
Firefly @firefly
Anyway, the KID killer (can we find a better name pls?) was the one who told everyone that she was poisoned and to piss off, and not touch the body. He didn’t even look scared at the fact that somebody just d i e d. 3/?
Croissant @Croissant
The kid is either a BAMF or a Marysue.
HoneyBear @HB
I can see it @Croissant
Firefly @firefly
So, I plead and all the shit, it wasn’t me. The police are like, sit down for a second (I thank the female officer who suggested to look into it a bit more) I am sitting there, the kid looks at the bitch™, looks at her hand, smirks, and runs somewhere. 4/?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Did he pull an anime move and the glasses fogged up?
Firefly @firefly
Yes, yes, he did.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Oh fuck, shit is getting good.
Firefly @firefly
The perv falls asleep with some “nye~he” sound and starts deducing. He proves that it wasn’t me, and the bitch™ get arrested. Thing is, he mentioned that the kid told him about the fact that the bitch™ didn’t use his right hand. 5/?
Firefly @firefly
Reason why he didn’t use it: He used it to poison DB and didn’t wash his hand. They found traces of the poison on his hand. Thing is, the perv didn’t talk to the kid. He only flirted (read: ‘talked’ about his perverted fantasies) with young women. 6/?
Firefly @firefly
And he didn’t know anything that had happened after waking up. There is more to the story, but that is the basic of it. 7/7
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@firefly could you dm me the whole story in detail? I need it for my theory bord if you are all right with it.
Firefly @firefly
@DetectiveSleep Sure, I have newspaper clippings if you are interested.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@firefly please.
PogBear @Hnnnn
New topic, we need a proper name for the kid. KID killer won’t do.
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
How about something Sherlock Holmes related? His name is Conan, and the author of SH was Author Conan Doley or smth.
PogBear @Hnnnn
We have Kudo with such a title, not approved. And we won’t do something as simple as “angel”.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
A menace @Hnnn
PogBear @Hnnnn
@JPpolicedepartment✔ Explain???
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
He has broken so many cars by using them as a jumping platform for his skateboard. So. Many. Cars. Our sanity is close to snapping. We have dubbed him “deaths friend”, since death hangs out with his 24/7.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
You aren’t shitting with us? WITH A SKATEBOARD???
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
@DetectiveSleep there is more. And is the name inspired by Kogoro Mori?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@JPpolicedepartment✔ No. I had that name for 4 years. Long before the “Sleeping Kogoro” became a thing. And what do you mean “more”. How much damage can one kid cause?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
*sob*
Firefly @firefly
@JPpolicedepartment✔ Everything all right? Do you need a hug?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
@firefly Please. He is smashing in building walls, with a soccer ball and other items. But mostly soccer balls. HE ISN’T EVEN CARING THEM AROUND; THEY JUST APEARE. Why did I pick this job? Nobody told me about the freaky kids.
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Man, Japan is slowly becoming an anime irl.
PogBear @Hnnnn
Kudos for keeping us safe @JPpolicedepartment✔, but “deaths friend” isn’t a good name, or is it?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
It is a fact. He is a little Shinigami or something. If you want to know more about him, why don’t you ask @SonokoQueen✔
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
We are talking about the hell child. Why?
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
@SonokoQueen✔ That is very rude, you know? I wouldn’t even say that to my neighbour’s child, and she tried to suffocate my cat.
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
@simp_9000 You haven’t met the child. He puts his nose where it doesn’t belong. He should let the adults to do their job. Do you know how much my friend (who takes care of him) worries about the little shit?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
@SonokoQueen✔ We all do, we all do. I remember the Tokyo Tower bombing hostage situation. The kid was the one who had to dissemble the bomb before it went boom. Takagi still has nightmares from the day…
Firefly @firefly
@JPpolicedepartment✔ Who?
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@firefly Police officer who was in the elevator with the kid.
Firefly @firefly
Then why didn’t he do that???
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
@firefly Due to reasons, I can not answer that.
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@firefly My guess that the bomb could be blown up by a bit too much rattling and shaking and the officer was too heavy. If he would have climbed up, the thing would have gone boom.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
@DetectiveSleep How do you know—
Good day @DetectiveSleep
@JPpolicedepartment✔ Fear me, I know everything.
PogBear @Hnnnn
@JPpolicedepartment✔ She doesn’t. There were a few theories floating around, and we had some Americans who know about bombs, theorise about it. That’s what they came up with.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
Thank you for clarifying. @Hnnn
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
You are talking about Tantei-kun? Why didn’t anybody add me? Now I’m mad (ง︡'-'︠)ง
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
WHAT?! YOU HAVE TWITTER?! HOW! YOU DON’T HAVE A SINGLE FOLLOWER, AND YET YOU ARE VERIFIED?!!!
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Somebody is having a midlife crisis…
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
@k.kid✔ Haha- I loved you, platonically, so much. Get recked @SonokoQueen✔
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Love you to, platonically @simp_9000
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
@k.kid✔ (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
@simp_9000 UwU
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
…... What the fuck ……
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
*sigh* @KIDcatching.squad✔
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Yes? @JPpolicedepartment✔
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
KID has Twitter…
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Hello @KIDcatching.squad✔ fancy name you have there. How close have you ever come without the help of Tantei-kun?
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Ginzo will come after my head if he ever finds out… So what should I do? Tell him and risk losing my head, or not tell him, and keep my head?
Firefly @firefly
Don’t tell him @KIDcatching.squad✔
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
Don’t tell him @KIDcatching.squad✔
Good day @DetectiveSleep
Don’t tell him @KIDcatching.squad✔
PogBear @Hnnnn
Don’t tell him @KIDcatching.squad✔
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
Don’t tell him @KIDcatching.squad✔
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
If you want to tell him, I’d gladly disguise myself as you, and film it. @KIDcatching.squad✔
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
@k.kid✔ You would?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Of course I would Jack. @KIDcatching.squad✔
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
How do you know my name? @k.kid✔
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
UwU @KIDcatching.squad✔
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Sorry, not shaking hands with the devil today @k.kid✔
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
My dm’s are always open @KIDcatching.squad✔
PogBear @Hnnnn
May I request you pranking my friend? @k.kid✔
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
@DetectiveSleep ? @Hnnn
PogBear @Hnnnn
Yes
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I can hook you up with some stuff
PogBear @Hnnnn
Thanks.
Ofended @DetectiveSleep
Rude
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
It’s Offended* btw @DetectiveSleep
Firefly @firefly
Getting corrected by KID, story of DS’s life.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
This is the thanks I get for all of my hard work.
PogBear @Hnnnn
You mean the stuff I had to write together into Google doc forms. The ones you kicked me out of for using red to colour code stuff.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Why would you use red??? Why not neon yellow or smth you can see.
PogBear @Hnnnn
You need glasses, bitch.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
I don’t.
PogBear @Hnnnn
What number did the teacher write into the board just now?
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
8
PogBear @Hnnnn
@smartkidtogo What number did our teacher just write onto the black board.
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
3, why?
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
…. @DetectiveSleep you need glasses. And stop texting in class.
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
We all are texting in class. @smartkidtogo You can’t stop the rebellion. jhgkDv,al,cjjgigw98q3
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
@SonokoQueen✔ has been caught by the teacher.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
F
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
F
PogBear @Hnnnn
F
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
F
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
F
I hate you (.-.) @Hello
F
I have blackmail @IceQueen
F
My water is cropped @snek_queen
F, and @Iwillbreakyourbones Are you the person taking care of the little detective?
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
Yes, I am, why?
My water is cropped @snek_queen
You are doing a great job honey. His parents must be real dicks leaving him with you.
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
How would you even know about something like that?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I am also wondering about that. How do you know that his parents neglect him?
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
@k.kid✔ How do YOU know? Wrong answers, and I will change my @ to “I broke bones”
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
You are aware, that he is the person who chases me to the roof tops, etc. Kicking a fucking soccer ball into my face? He has given me trauma. @Iwillbreakyourbones
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Note to us: Soccer ball theme exhibition next time.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Jokes on you, I only fear them when tantei-kun kicks them.
Dank @danke
Ha, KID fears a kid.
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Note: Provide the KID killer with soccer balls.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Pls don’t, I am sorry. He already has his magical soccer balls which come out of nowhere, he doesn’t need more.
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
The what? @JPpolicedepartment✔ What is up with your kid?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment✔
Yes
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Does your department cover therapy fees?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment✔
No…
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Try to convince them, you need it.
Potato @gamerpotato
If somebody would have told me 10 years ago that I would sympathize with the police, I would have never believed them.
PogBear @Hnnn
Same @gamerpotato
I stan a queen @StepOnMe
Who wants to start a cult with me? Worshiping: @Iwillbreakyourbones
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
No.
I stan a queen @StepOnMe
Yes, ma’am
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Good evening my esteemed guests, may I present to you, Tantei-kun! @chibitantei
TheResonWhyThePoliceComesCloseToCatchingMe @chibitantei ✔
No.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
He just deleted his Twitter account. (´；ω；`)
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Hahahaha, KID got ghosted!
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
I don’t blame the kid. KID must be annoying to deal with…
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
(ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣﹏ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣)
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Don’t cry KID!
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Damn. That was cold on the KID killer’s part. He killed KID’s self-esteem.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment✔
More like crushed it.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
What did I ever do to deserve this?
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
Yes.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I never gave him up…
I stan a queen @StepOnMe
Damn.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I never let him down…
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
KID, are you doing what I think that you are doing…
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I never ran around and deserted him…
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Is, is KID Rick rolling us?!
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)
Firefly @firefly
Ha- My life is ruined.
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
I have been blessed and let down.
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
How did you get your phone back?
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
Money.
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
Understandable, have a nice day.
I stan a queen @StepOnMe
So…
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
No.
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
Still trying to get that cult going. @StepOnMe
I stan a queen @StepOnMe
Yeah…
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
That won’t work. Give up.
I stan a queen @StepOnMe
*Sad noises*
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Uhm, my friend told me that you bunch where talking about a little kid with glasses?
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
F R E S H M E A T
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
???
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
Ignore the idiot, didn’t sleep. And yes, we are talking about Conan.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Shshshs, don’t evoke his name! He is the one we must not name. Reality is a faux, we are living in an anime, that is the only explanation.
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
Do you even know what “faux” and “evoke” means?
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
,,,
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
That’s what I thought.
PogBear @Hnnnn
Ignore them @icon_notfound. What’s up? Why do you want to talk about the kid, btw. We still don’t have a name.
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Well, how do I explain this? He saved me from my serial killer ex?
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
…
PogBear @Hnnnn
…
Firefly @firefly
… another one …
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ü
… nani the fuck … what is wrong with this kid …
KaitoKID @k.kid ü
Sounds like Tantei-kun!
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
??? I am confused? Another one?
Firefly @firefly
Oh, he saved me from my ex’s secret hoe who killed the bitch™ (ex) and then tried to push the crime onto me. uwu
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Oh… So, my friend @thehoe™ told me to tell you my story?
Igetpussyontheweekdays @thehoe™
I have been reding through this whole # ever since it started.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
We have a hashtag?!
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Yup, I made one.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Why didn’t you tell us?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Well, would you look at the time. I have to water my cat, and take my breakfast out for a walk.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Welp, @icon_notfound Story Time? What did our mini demi-dog do?
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
God*
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
Ha, dog…
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Shut up @smartkidtogo …
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
I think I’ll just start telling the story?
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
*Getting the snacks and drinks ready*
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Alright, a bit of backstory: 3 Months ago some dude who I met in a coffee shop confessed his love for me. He was cute, so I decided, why not. Worst case scenario, I will dump him. So I started dating him. 1/?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
The coffee shop AU, turned into a murder mystery AU. I see where this is going.
Igetpussyontheweekdays @thehoe™
I told you he wasn’t very sane.
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Anyway, after a month, I started seeing some strange, patterns, I think that is a fitting word, in his behaviour. Like, Sundays he would be busy between 2pm to 7pm. Mon., Wend. and Fri. He just wasn’t available. He usually insisted on late dates. Like, going to the movie at 10pm, etc. 2/?
Firefly @firefly
Red flag for me. Especially after living abroad in my childhood.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
^^ Red flag, 100%
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
My first thought was, a bit quirky the guy, but I’ll talk with @thehoe™. Since she knows how people work. She told me, “He is kinda sus.” (A bit longer, but that was the core message.) 3/?
Igetpussyontheweekdays @thehoe™
Yeah, I just know his type. The low self-esteem, so I try to fix it by doing stupid shit kind.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
… All those crazy fangirls and a few fanboys doing stupid shit to get my attention… I still have nightmares about a few of them…
Igetpussyontheweekdays @thehoe™
What did they do? Flash you, jk.
Igetpussyontheweekdays @thehoe™
KID?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Google, how do I bleach my eyes and brain?
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
They where several? We just know about that one girl.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Sadly, anyway, continue @icon_notfound
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
So yeah. On our last date (right before he tried to kill me) We go to a café. It was rather late, and the only people there where two kids (one of them the KID killer) and an elderly couple. Obviously the baristas, etc. 4/?
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
We sit down next to the kids, who are both having a rather serious discussion? I think about chemistry or something bc there where some formulas on the girl’s laptop. Tbh, I don’t remember high school chemistry. 5/?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
That was probably the Little Miss! @thesmartone✔
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
@k.kid✔ Why am I registered on Twitter, KID?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Because, why not?
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
I will pour cement into your ears, KID.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Help @KIDcatching.squad✔ or @JPpolicedepartment✔
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
No.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
No.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Aren’t you supposed to help poor and innocent civilians?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
When you see one, tell us.
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
You are a menace to society.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
(⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄ ⌯) I’m getting bullied!
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Ignore the child. Please continue with your story @icon_notfound
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Ok? Anyway. We finished with our drinks and went outside, and he dragged me into an ally. The he pulled out a knife. I was fucking scared. I thought he would kill me right there, but he went onto a long rant how pretty girls like me only played with people’s hearts. Etc. 6/?
Igetpussyontheweekdays @thehoe™
As previously stated, low self-esteem.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
I totally agree with @thehoe™
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
After finishing with his rant, a soccer ball hit him in the head. At the other side of the ally I saw both of the kids. The girl filming everything and the boy who just smirked. Then I passed out. 7/8
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
Later, like a few hours later, I woke up in the hospital. Police came and told me that the kids called the police, and asked for my statement, etc. 8/8
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
Honestly, we almost had a full week without any incidents. But it’s a good thing that you are doing fine. We are actually planning on offering therapy for victims. You can register now, if you want.
Shutting Down @icon_notfound
I think that I will. Thank you for informing me.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
But I am actually surprised that @Iwillbreakyourbones didn’t say a thing about all of these incidents. Especially since she can read all of this.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
About that…. I may or may not have filtered out what she can read. Same with @-SonokoQueen
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
Why???
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
KID?
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
Hello?
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
All right. Who wants to know about Conan? He ate my food, so it’s time for me to get revenge.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Interesting.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Uhm, aren’t you two friends? Who backstabs a friend?
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
I would.
PogBear @Hnnnn
I would.
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
What the fuck happened in his life.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
*sad gremlin noises*
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Yes. @simp_9000
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Understandable, have a nice day. But seriously, what 3 years old goes hunting after criminals? His parents/guardians must be neglectful as fuck.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Ran is a goddess, but his bio. parent’s and Kogoro, the perv, could be classified as neglectful. His bio. parents not as much, but the perv? 1000% I would put my hand into the fire for that statement.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Yeah, I see what you mean. Every time I disguise myself to go check on him after a heist, I wonder why he is with the perv.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
So, do we kill him?
PogBear @Hnnnn
The police are reading this, idiot. At least ask KID to hack into their account so that they don’t have any access.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Already did @Hnnnn. Both, actually. And Ran, and Sonoko.
PogBear @Hnnnn
At least somebody has a few braincells left.
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
So, what did Kogoro do?
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Drinks 24/7, his house would be a dump if it wasn’t for Ran. Regularly hits Conan on the head, probably killed of a few braincells. Is just a bad role model, being a perv and alcoholic, to name a few. Would you like me to continue?
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
I will fly over to Japan and commit murder.
PogBear @Hnnnn
No need, we can do that.
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
The kid neds his brain, how fucking dare he. Let’s burn him!
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I think that you have started something @thesmartone✔
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Good. I want to castrate the fucker. And you will help me plan.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Sorry, but my brand doesn’t support murder, or any type of harm. Unless you hunt down my civilian self, I can’t help you.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
I’ll see you in 6 then.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
… How the fuck did you send an SMS to my personal number?...
OfFEndED* bTW @DetectiveSleep
Is this a joke? Did a little girl just find your civilian identity to neuter some perv fucker?
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Yes I did, and now either call me Miss or I will twist turn your ribcage inside out.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Yes, ma’am! I mean Miss.
KaitoKID @k.kid ü
GUYS! LOOK AT THIS! I DID WHAT NOBODY EVER DARED TO DO!!!
*attached, a picture of Conan in normal clothes.*
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Don’t mind me, just saving it in my b.m. file…
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
Holy fuck, he can wear other stuff. I thought that his closes consisted of only one outfit. A suit with that red bow.
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
Welcome to the discussion Heiji, and Kid-sama, next time put him in a turtleneck sweater, dark Jeans, and a trench coat. @Iwillbreakyourbones
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
So cute! I’m saving that picture.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
??? I don’t get the excitement. ???
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
Google a picture of the kid, that is the outfit he wears 24/7. Basically the only outfit he owns. Seeing him in anything else, is like a blessing from the gods. The kid’s fashion style is next to zero.
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
Aw, do you care Sonoko?
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
I care about not getting eye cancer. You don’t understand my pain, having to see the same outfit every time I see him.
Karate_weeb @Iwillbreakyourbones
…
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
You don’t care to much about fashion. You really can’t talk in this situation.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Oh… You go KID! Next heist, another outfit please.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Guys, I need help with my math homework. @smartkidtogo Won’t help.
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
Because you have to learn, and not depend on me and @Hnnnn
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
The betrayal. @k.kid✔ are you good at math?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Of course. I’m good at everything.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Do I have to pull out my blackmail folder, KID?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
No, ma’am.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Anyway, can somebody tell me what the % is of randomly getting a “6er Lotto” if 45 balls are pulled. And then the % of not pulling a single number for the 6er if 45 balls are pulled.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
The weight of your mom.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Oxygen
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
…. I hate you guys so much …
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
I’m sorry, it’s WW2
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Don’t be an idiot. It’s obviously the anime Black Butler.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Basketball.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
A mummy for a British museum.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
A neutered dog.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
A neutered cat, idiot.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Blackmail!
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
New year!
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Please stop. Those answers aren’t even numbers.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Pepperoni!
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Pepperoni!
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
I give up.
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
The answer is P(Lotto 6er) = 6/45 x 5/44 x 4/43 x 3/42 x 2/41 x 1/40 = ~0.000000123% for the first question. The second answer is P(Lotto 6er) = 39/45 x 38/44 x 37/43 x 36/42 x 35/41 x 34/40 =~40.1%
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
You, sir, are a blessing.
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
Stop messing with people @thesmartone✔ @k.kid✔
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
That’s why tantei-kun is my fav.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
I have to agree with KID, you are no fun.
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
@hakuba.s✔ KID is going on a rampage.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
YOU SNICH!
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
Press F to pay respect for Heiji, he won’t survive the next heist.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
F?
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
You shouldn’t have done that Heiji. You messed up big time.
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
Thank you, @heijiü✔. KID, get of Twitter.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
First of all, you are not my mom. Secondly, the only people I listen to, are the ones who know my real identity.
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
Bitch, we go to the same school, I know that it’s you Kaitou!
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
No he isn’t.
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
And how would you know?
KaitoKID @k.kid ü
She is my supplier for costumes.
I’ll_boil_your_teeth @thesmartone ✔
*For Conan.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
For tantei-kun!
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
??? Did I miss something?
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
Yes.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
You should read through every exchange we had so far…
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
Don’t.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Do it.
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
I’ll be back in a second.
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
What the fuck.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Mh, anyway, @heijiü how is tantei-kun?
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
Why would he know?
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
^^^
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
Better question, how do you know @k.kid✔ where the kid is?
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Because, I may or may not have seen them together in a café?
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
Which one? The one with the rapist or paedophile?
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
The what-
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
*sigh* These two are- I can’t-
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
Take your time mate. Take your time.
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
It’s not that bad. The officers are just being dramatic.
PogBear @Hnnnn
Question, Heiji, did you and Conan take out the serial killer “snapshot”?
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
Yes, how do you know?
PogBear @Hnnnn
The news. So let me recap, you had to deal with a serial killer, a normal killer and a paedophile in a day?
DetectiveoftheWest @heiji ✔
No, there where two pedo’s, stopped 4 murders, 1 serial killer, solved 2 murders and solved an old family riddle. All in a day’s work.
My sanity @JPpolicedepartment ✔
Paperwork, much, so much…
PogBear @Hnnnn
We need to send the police a box of chocolate.
A prod KID simp @SonokoQueen ✔
What the fuck.
Hakuba_Saguru @hakuba.s ✔
My, brain. What?
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
^^^
Coffee? Energy Drinks? Please? @smartkidtogo
You don’t have a brain, DS.
Mom_pickmeup @DetectiveSleep
Why do you bully me?
Ginzo pls don’t scream at us @KIDcatching.squad ✔
To however is in the sky, I want to thank you for the smaller menace called KID that we have to deal with.
KaitoKID @k.kid ✔
Hey!
KID’s dove nr.1 @simp_9000
We still don’t have a name for the kid.