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  1. Two Tears in a Bucket by

    Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

    25 Mar 2022

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    “Well, I guess it’s just like my mama always said. ‘Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.’”
    - The Lady Chablis

    Patrick Brewer is in Savannah for three days, covering David Rose's legendary Ides of March Gala. At least, that's the plan until he finds himself entangled in a messy murder investigation and head over heels for the man who pulled the trigger.

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