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1. What's a Dark Lord To Do? by Bonfoi

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Nov 2005

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lucius Malfoy/Voldemort
   • Remus Lupin/Harry Potter
   • Sirius Black/Draco Malfoy
   • Rubeus Hagrid/Severus Snape
   • Voldemort
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Remus Lupin
   • Harry Potter
   • PWP
   • One Shot
   • Humor
   • Parody
   • The Silver Snitch
   • TSS

   Summary

   “Lucius, do these robes make me look fat?” The Dark Lord Voldemort stood twirling in front of an antique mirror. He’d started feeling unloved as his Death Eaters were wooed over to the Light with promises of unlimited aphrodisiacs and classes in sexual gratification for the older witch or wizard.

   Series

   • Part 3 of the original The Silver Snitch stories

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,446

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