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dick @graysonwayne
hey youchube welcome to my vlog where i take you to my secret bunker and you can see my process of meticulously planning my break into a crane stay tuned and subscribe for my next step in this plan and i will reveal at 100k likes what the crane is for xoxo
Bruce Wayne @wayne
What. Dick. Dick what does this mean.
dick @graysonwayne
[GRWM #5] BUNKER HEIST EDITION 🚧💖
dick @graysonwayne
(dick can’t come to twitter rn im a youtuber who is also openly committing felonies on the internet)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(was one of those felonies kidnapping dick?)
dick @graysonwayne
(no <3)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(i dont believe you <3)
dick @graysonwayne
Hey youtube!! 👋thank you for all the positive comments on my last video!!! we’ve reached the 💯k likes super easily so of course I will keep my promise ✋👍and tell you guys what the crane will be for!! first make sure to check if you’re subscribes though because only a small percentage of my viewers actually are, and youtube sometimes unsubscribes you!! ❌: 😯
Damian Wayne @TheBloodSon
Disrespectfully, what the fuck.
dick @graysonwayne
(im trying to make this confusing bit work where im a youtuber who needs a crane to do somethinf and yallare just haters plEASE)
dick @graysonwayne
post notification for @wildwest dick just uploaded
gotta go fast @wildwest
heyy can i donate to ur patreon? what r the perks?? any overpriced merch???
dick @graysonwayne
@wildwest hey! please check my faq for that :)
gotta go fast @wildwest
okay thankss
Damian Wayne @TheBloodSon
I am still very confused, but I support you Richard, I think
timothy @dragondrake
what in the absolute fuck
tason jodd @bluejayreads
who knows, tim. who knows
gotta go fast @wildwest
@dragondrake come. join the hypesquad 💯
timothy @dragondrake
@graysonwayne what do you need the crane for
dick @graysonwayne
hey youtube!! welcome to my new upload!! today i just wanna give a big shoutout to @wildwest, one of mybiggest supporters since day one!!
dick @graysonwayne
wally, youre a real one
gotta go fast @wildwest
ohmgod haha😂im shyy
purple waffles @stephbrown
hey dick!! do you have any other socials?
dick @graysonwayne
@stephbrown please refer to my faq :)
purple waffles @stephbrown
OMG ZIE REPLIED!! tysm dick 🥺🥺🥺
timothy @dragondrake
dick i have subscribed. what’s the crane for
or do i need to become a channel member to find out
dick @graysonwayne
anyways guys time to reveal a little more of my plan with the crane!! please type in the comments some creative names for the plan, since i love including you guys in this!!
timothy @dragondrake
plan “what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-with-it”
gotta go fast @wildwest
oo how about dick’s super cool creative crane crashcourse :)
dick @graysonwayne
thats quite whelming thank you wally!!
purple waffles @stephbrown
i love that!!
gotta go fast @wildwest
haha 😂❤️any time
like the video guys 1k likes for faster uploads cmon hypesquad🔥💯
dick @graysonwayne
okay back to my crane!! once we have it we need to lift a very heavy ancient stone !! im not gonna reveal what era the stone is from yet, BUT be sure its going to be exciting!!!
purple waffles @stephbrown
so excited to find out!!!! im living for the updates ❤️💯🥺
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg thats sso cool i love you dick!!! best youtuber like if u agree
edit: wow i didn’t think this would get pinned comment, ily dick!!! and thanks for the like guys!!!! :DD
dick @graysonwayne
(im laughing so hard this bit is breaking me)
purple waffles @stephbrown
dick!!!! what should we call your fandom??
gotta go fast @wildwest
dick lovers teehee
purple waffles @stephbrown
i love that! ❤️
timothy @dragondrake
at this rate im going to become an anti /hj
gotta go fast @wildwest
@stephbrown so how long have you been a dick lover i’ve been here since sixty subs
purple waffles @stephbrown
i’ve been a dick lover since 50k, so im pretty new! the community here is so beautifel and im so happy to be here ❤️🥺💯
gotta go fast @wildwest
@dragondrake yuo dont even watch his vids so just shut up
gotta go fast @wildwest
@stephbrown omg a baby!!!! i cant wait to catch you up on all the lore!!!!
purple waffles @stephbrown
omg id love that!!
timothy @dragondrake
what the hell is the crane for
gotta go fast @wildwest
well you have to wait and see
its a suspense mystery
dick @graysonwayne
i revealed a part of it already please check out my channel :)
timothy @dragondrake
you just revealed that you have it
purple waffles @stephbrown
guyss im making this post to let u know @dragondrake is a mean anti who goes around harrasing ppl abt liking dick just block him for ur own safety it rlly sucks that we have to have these kinds of ppl lol
gotta go fast @wildwest
@dragondrake omg stop attacking them ur just an anti for no reason
dick @graysonwayne
@dragondrake i dont have it yet, im planning on it. please if u start being mean to me get your facts right :/
timothy @dragondrake
i literally watched the video he doesnt even have it??? what does the crane have to do with anything
gotta go fast @wildwest
well he doesnt have it YET
but zie’s gonna get it
for 1mil subs
timothy @dragondrake
but what are they gonna do with it
gotta go fast @wildwest
DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO!11!!!!
purple waffles @stephbrown
@dragondrake hes gonna reveal more later on!! just watch the whole way through ❤️
tason jodd @bluejayreads
is this a youtuber au
gotta go fast @wildwest
guyss update post i think @dragondrake is a total troll he makes up so much shit that can be disproven if u just watch dick’s vids so just block him lol
purple waffles @stephbrown
for sure, im glad youre speaking up on it! dick doesn’t deserve the hate 🥺
timothy @dragondrake
i watched the video it was just being told to like and subscribe and that only a small percentage of viewers are subscribed. there was no content just a hypothetical crane?
gotta go fast @wildwest
ok ur just a troll so im not gonna respond further lol
dick @graysonwayne
[ADRESSING THE RECENT CONTROVERSY] sigh. hey guys. i just want to clear a couple things up. i currently DO NOT. have a crane. i am in the phase of my plan where i am in my bunker planning the break in so i can get the crane to lift a heavy ancient stone. im not willing to reveal more of the plan yet. thank you for all your support so far.
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg thats totally coool dick, i never doubted you!!!! don’t listen to the haters
gotta go fast @wildwest
is there anything i can do to help the #hypesquad💯 (like this so he sees it guyss)
purple waffles @stephbrown
im so sorry you got so much hate dick, your fans and subscribers will always be here for you!! 💯❤️
edit: omg i cant believe dick pinned this, thank you so much!!!!!! love you ❤️
timothy @dragondrake
isnt it illegal to move ancient shit like that???? does any of this persons audience realize that this is illegal?????? idc if hes your little meow meow zie is literally committing crimes for nO REASON????
purple waffles @stephbrown
oh my god youre literally overreacting
gotta go fast @wildwest
shut up ur just a hater why do you even watch their videos if you don’t like hir you’re just a sad troll who doesn’t have anything better to do than act like a dick to ppl who don’t deserve it bye lol
timothy @dragondrake
HE IS COMMITTING CRIMES??? ON A PUBLIC PLATFORM????
tason jodd @bluejayreads
FAMOUS YOUTUBER DICK RECEIVING HEAT FOR OWNING A CRANE! WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? -buzzfeed news
gotta go fast @wildwest
HOW IS IT A CRIMW HW HASNT DONW ANYTHING SHUT UO
gotta go fast @wildwest
(sob those typos are authentic)
purple waffles @stephbrown
what crimes
dick @graysonwayne
TWITTER: hey guys i just got on buzzfeed!!!
tason jodd @bluejayreads
EVERYONE HERE AT BUZZFEED STAND BY DICK AND HOPE THE HATERS LEARN TO STOP HATING -buzzfeed news
timothy @dragondrake
DICK IS LITERALLY COMMITITING CRIMES ON A PUBLIC PLATFROM HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE PROBLEM
purple waffles @stephbrown
omg its this guy again
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg our baby made it so big!!!! im so proud i love you dick!!!!!!!!
purple waffles @stephbrown
he got on buzzfeed!!! im so proud of him, what a big deal ❤️
timothy @dragondrake
I DONT CARE WHAT HE GETS UP TO IN HIS SPARE TIME BUT THIS IS PUBLIC?? HE IS GOING TO GET ARRESTED????
gotta go fast @wildwest
noo ill pay hir bail lol
purple waffles @stephbrown
i dont understand what hes done wrong like he hasnt broken the law ur just being ridiculous
tason jodd @bluejayreads
BUZZFEED IS HERE TO COVER UP ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE COVERED UP -buzzfeed news
timothy @dragondrake
BUZZFEED, THATS ILLEGAL
tason jodd @bluejayreads
BUZZFEED IGNORES THIS AND MAKES A WHAT TYPE OF DESSERT ARE YOU QUIZ -buzzfeed news
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg i got honey cake thats dick’s fave!!!!!!
purple waffles @stephbrown
omg same!!!!!!! 💯🥺
dick @graysonwayne
TWITTER: taking a little mental health break. will be back to my usual content after that and another reveal coming!! 😳
purple waffles @stephbrown
we’re here for you dick!!!! im so glad youre taking care of yourself ❤️🥺
gotta go fast @wildwest
aww, i hope it gets better ur hypesquad loves you!!!!!!!
timothy @dragondrake
probably going to fuckin court for his several felonies tbh
tason jodd @bluejayreads
buzzzfeed says no <3 -buzzfeed news
timothy @dragondrake
BUZZFEED WHAT ARE YOU DOING
the most normal one @dukethomas
buzzfeed says fuck you and makes a which crane should dick buy poll
tason jodd @bluejayreads
BUZZFEED COINS THIS IDEA -buzzfeed news
purple waffles @stephbrown
he literally said they’re taking a mental health break omg
timothy @dragondrake
this is so illegal oh my god what the fuck are dick’s fans on??? do they realize what theur fav is doing im literally worried for some of these people
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg why are you still here all you do is spread hate, we’re jsut trying to have fun and relax lmao chill out
tason jodd @bluejayreads
BUZZFEED MADE A WHICH FUNNY DICK MOMENT ARE YOU BASED ON THESE FUNKY QUESTIONS!!! TRY IT OUT!!!! -buzzfeed news
gotta go fast @wildwest
OMG I GOT DICK SAYING SUBSCRIBE FOR 10 MIN STRAIGHT @stephbrown WHAT DID U GET
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@dragondrake BUZZFEED IS GETTING UPSET. -buzzfeed news
the most normal one @dukethomas
@dragondrake h8trz gonna h8t!!! we r just trying to have fun and ur ruining it TwT
timothy @dragondrake
this is literally so illegal how has the fbi not looked into ANY of this yet???
gotta go fast @wildwest
BECAUSE ITS NOT ILLEGAL
tason jodd @bluejayreads
BUZZFEED CONTROLS THE FBI THEY MOVE ON MY WORD -buzzfeed news
dick @graysonwayne
Hey GUYS welcome BACK TO MY CHANNEL!! listen i know ive been gone for a while but now!! im BACK and BETTER than EVER!!! ok ok listen you guyses support in the past times have been INCREDIBLE and i think for that you deserve a big big treat!! and that is revealing what ancient stone i plan on lifting with the crane?! dont forget to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR THIS BIG REVEAL GUYS!!
gotta go fast @wildwest
OMG IM SO EXCITED IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR THREE YEARS @stephbrown @dukethomas GUYSS LOOK
timothy @dragondrake
guys I genuinely think you all need to reevaluate the way you are looking at your fav ???? every action of his isnt excusable just bc you like them??? HE IS LITERALLY A FELON??
gotta go fast @wildwest
maybe i like bad boys?
purple waffles @stephbrown
dick im so glad youre back!!!! im so so excited for the big reveal! are you gonna do anything for you 200k celebration??
the most normal one @dukethomas
OH MY GOD!!!! HES BACK FROM HIS BREAK A;DKLJF;ADJF AHHHHHH DICK NOTICE ME IM SUCH A BIG FAN!!!!!!! LIKE THIS SO ZIE SEES IT GUYS
timothy @dragondrake
i cant anymore
tason jodd @bluejayreads
hey dick buzzfeed here! we just wanted to let you know that if ever you’re in need of money, protection, high class supplies, access to secret government documents, etc.! just give us a call! we’d be happy to help you out! - buzzfeed news
dick @graysonwayne
SO. THE STONe i want to lift is……..
*drumroll sound effect*
gotta go fast @wildwest
OH EM GEE ITS HAPPENING ALKDJFL;AKDJFJ
the most normal one @dukethomas
AHH IM SO EXCITED FOR THE BIG REVEAL
purple waffles @stephbrown
omg omg omg omg
dick @graysonwayne
THE RÖK RUNESTONE!!!!!!
gotta go fast @wildwest
OH MDKDL;KADJF;DKLFJ @stephbrown LOOK
purple waffles @stephbrown
WOW WOW WOW AL;KDJF;DAKFJ
the most normal one @dukethomas
OH MY GOD KING!!!! KJADLKFJJDKFLJALKDFJ
gotta go fast @wildwest
@dukethomas IM SO EXCITED AHHHHHHGHH
purple waffles @stephbrown
king shit right here adkfj;ldfj
the most normal one @dukethomas
IM SCREAMING AHHHH!!!
timothy @dragondrake
guys i dont think he should move the runestone????? idfc about legality anymore some dark shit is around this i can feel it
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg how do u have dick fans in ur dni but watch all of his videos and lives and ALWAys respond r u a secret dick fan
the most normal one @dukethomas
HOW DID YOU DECIDE ON THIS ROCK?? THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING ROCK
purple waffles @stephbrown
dick thats a beautiful rock i love the runes!!!!! so pretty ❤️💯
timothy @dragondrake
@wildwest no absolutely not no fuck you fuck off i cant stand this fucking fandom holy shit you are all so toxic
purple waffles @stephbrown
wow ok overreaction much
gotta go fast @wildwest
ur the only toxic on here but ok LMAO 🤣
the most normal one @dukethomas
so u “hate him” but watch all his lives and videos 🙄ur just a secret fan i bet
dick @graysonwayne
HEY WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL, THIS TIME Q AND A !!! @dukethomas asked how i decided on this rock, and i willreveal that very soon i promise!!!
the most normal one @dukethomas
OMG OMG OMG AJKFHHE HE RESPONDED !!!! AGHHHHHH DICK IM SUCH A BIG FAN THANK YOU FOR SRESPIONDING A;KFHAD;KJFA;SDKLJF
purple waffles @stephbrown
DICK!!! when are you planning on revealing the next part of your plan??
dick @graysonwayne
after this q&a!!
timothy @dragondrake
have you all seen yourselves?? omfg 😬
gotta go fast @wildwest
lmao ok loser
the most normal one @dukethomas
lmao ur such a loser just hating on kids on the internet for no reason 🙄 get a life
tason jodd @bluejayreads
FAMOUS YOUTUBER SPARKS CONTROVERSY????? lately weve been seeing beef in the youtube excavation community! unbelievable right??!! well Dick Youtube has been facing some heat for hir actions and is currently caught in a legal battle against this one dick hater (that shall not be named). Dick’s plan was to dig up a big rock with his big crane and it was going smooth until the hater started spouting legality and crime. Dick’s fans have had and been having his back since day one, but lately we’ve been seeing some numbers drop in subscriber count. Will Dick be able to clear things up or will they face time for his innocent actions. Here at buzzfeed we try and stay neutral but as dick lovers we simply cant stand by and watch them get slandered. -buzzfeed news
gotta go fast @wildwest
imagine being as sad as that person lmao all he does is hate on innocent ppl lmao
purple waffles @stephbrown
for real its just so pathetic
the most normal one @dukethomas
EVERYONE SUB TO DICK WE NEED TO HAVE HIS BACK IN THESE HARD TIMES!!!!!!!
edit: AHHH LAKJDFL;KFJ THEY LIKED!!!!
timothy @dragondrake
you all are so blinded by him I literally don’t fuckin get it I don’t you all need to realize how serious hir actions are !! you are not his friend this is a parasocial relationship !!
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg u just dont get it lmao
the most normal one @dukethomas
im not his friend?? then why have they liked my comments three times AND responded to me huh???
dick @graysonwayne
(i feel so bad for the WE pr ppl omfgg)
timothy @dragondrake
(i was just thinking that i hope everyone else on the internet treasures us)
timothy @dragondrake
@dukethomas you dont even know what he looks like 😭😭😭
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg r u saying internet friendships arent real
the most normal one @dukethomas
i dont care what they look like he is beautiful and amazing and kind and sweet ur just a h8tr
gotta go fast @wildwest
i knew u were a dumb troll but i somehow still had faith lmao
tason jodd @bluejayreads
uhh hey guys the law here. we’ve been receiving some complaints about criminal activity?? we’re just hoping to clear things up if anyone could throw us into the loop.
gotta go fast @wildwest
no crimes, all legal 😊👍
tason jodd @bluejayreads
okay thanks a bunch! is there anything we can do for you? wait i’m getting another call hold please.
timothy @dragondrake
hello law there is a criminal who makes youtube content its pretty scary id suggest looking into it!! its @graysonwayne
gotta go fast @wildwest
who called the fucking law oh my god was it that fruit bitch
gotta go fast @wildwest
hey law this guys is an infamous liar don’t trust him
also multiple ppl saying its wrong and just one guy saying there is crime who do u trust lmao
tason jodd @bluejayreads
oh noted, i’ll keep that in mind. thank you very much citizen.
the most normal one @dukethomas
hey law this guy is a notorious liar who is just looking for clout and attention
tason jodd @bluejayreads
okay thank you. i’ll look into his background.
dick @graysonwayne
(this has been going on for an hour im having the time of my life lmaoooo)
timothy @dragondrake
(mental illness publicly on twitter 🙏)
purple waffles @stephbrown
(the tension between me and tim rn)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@dragondrake oh? sources? i’ve just been informed by other parties involved that everything is a-okay. if you’re really worried we’ll take a look but don’t be upset if nothing turns up okay?
timothy @dragondrake
honeslty at this point just look at it im so tired of these people they dont know anything
timothy @dragondrake
they only call me an infamous liar because they dont wanna believe their fav is a FELON???
gotta go fast @wildwest
OK THEN WHY DOES EVERYONE DISAGREE WITH U LMAO
purple waffles @stephbrown
speak on it bestie im here with u
timothy @dragondrake
YOU ALL DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A CRIME IS
the most normal one @dukethomas
whats a crime lmao im too pretty to know what that is
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@dragondrake i’ve just received news that you’re untrustworthy? how do you react to these claims? i can’t help you if you don’t help me.
dick @graysonwayne
TWITTER: hey twitter people, will post again after the whole law thing is over! love you <3
gotta go fast @wildwest
love u too!!!! take care of urself the #hypesquad love uuuuu 💛💛💛
purple waffles @stephbrown
so sorry you’re going through this!!! the true dick lovers are here for you. #hypesquadforever❤️💯🥺
the most normal one @dukethomas
AHHH IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPDATES!! BUT DONT RUSH URSELF KING WE LOVE YOU AND WILL WAIT!! PUT URSELF FIRST 🥺💛😍EDIT: holy shit they liked!!!! ahhh brb freaking out!!!!!
timothy @dragondrake
im not a liar, they just want to believe that their favorite content creator could do no wrong rather than actually look at the facts and evidence
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@dragondrake okay, i’ll try and get close to the suspect thank you for your help, i appreciate it.
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne hi hi <3 the law here! i was wondering if you’d be able to have a talk with me? it’s okay if you can’t! i know you’re busy and everything! but it’d really help both of us out y’know! thanks a bunch! love you!
dick @graysonwayne
oh for sure! dont arrest me tho <3
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg
if dick gets arrested we’ll do a jailbreak right guys?????
purple waffles @stephbrown
for sure!
the most normal one @dukethomas
ohmygod yes!! ahhh #hypebeastjailbreak ill bring snacks!!!!!!!
timothy @dragondrake
thats illegal 😭😭this is my whole fuckign point
the most normal one @dukethomas
hey the law 😠😠if you arrest our king dick the #hypebeasts will make sure you pay for your actions
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne oh haha! you’re funny! i’ll only arrest you if you threaten me or act suspicious! now for the first question! what is going on with you?
purple waffles @stephbrown
guyss i have bad news THAT HATER FRUIT BITCH TRIED TO Hurt ME
the most normal one @dukethomas
GASP!! OH MY GOD NO!!!! ITS OKAY WE HAVE YOUR BACK!!!!!!!
timothy @dragondrake
at this point you guys are just being homophobic bc i told u something you didnt wanna admit yourself omfg 🤣🤣
purple waffles @stephbrown
sooo im asking for money 4 the med bills n stuff um heres my paypal n stuff thanks
purple waffles @stephbrown
@dragondrake shut up im literally not homophobic my best friend is gay
timothy @dragondrake
what the fuck 😂😂😂
dick @graysonwayne
@bluejayreads if you wouldnt mind, id like to see some ID though :) im good, the law! currently having a small break from bunker business
the most normal one @dukethomas
@stephbrown just donated!! hey @graysonwayne one of your fans has been hurt and it would mean the WORLD to us if you helped them out? no pressure ofc i know youre going through a lot 🙏
purple waffles @stephbrown
omg dukee thats so nice ty ily angel
purple waffles @stephbrown
@dragondrake im blocking u asshole hey law i would like to report smth
timothy @dragondrake
okay homophobe 😂😂
the most normal one @dukethomas
im not homophobic my dog is gay!! god would you stop making things up and making fake accusations up for attention
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne oooh! haha! that sounds fun! now let’s get straight to the point! what do you want to do with the rock dick :) honest answers only! i’ll know if you’re lying! :D
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@stephbrown ears are wide open what’s the matter kid?
timothy @dragondrake
hello law i would like to report a literal hate crime 😂😂
dick @graysonwayne
@bluejayreads i need to see the ID first before i can discuss not-public stuff, im sorry, law </3
purple waffles @stephbrown
@bluejayreads umm sooo 👉👈this guy fruit bitch hurt me hes the guy you got the accusations from n stuff he’s totally wrong u can tell now right????? also he keeps making stuff up about me :( proves the lying
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@dragondrake yeah yeah i’ll listen to ya spill the beans
timothy @dragondrake
theyre literally calling me FRUIT BITCH (im openly gay/trans/polyam and have never called myself that) and when i told them to stop they just started pulling out excuses and trying to frame me 😂😂😂😂
tason jodd @bluejayreads
well that’s pretty bad isn’t it! hmmm idk what to tell you! i’ve never concerned myself with this kind of subject matter! find someone else to sort this shit out! ty for your time!
timothy @dragondrake
(oh god i can already hear the pr department sneaking into the manor to murder me in my sleep)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
hey @graysonwayne! i’m feeling a little threatened! just a reminder you are surrounded! and i’m not scared of ruining your crane or your fancy smancy rock! we’ve all got jobs to do in this world so help a fan out and everything will clear up just fine yeah?
purple waffles @stephbrown
LMAO YOU STARTED IT AND THE FRUIT DICK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING GAY I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU WERR GAY and even if i said that u still assaulted me that’s literally worse dipshit
purple waffles @stephbrown
hey guys i wanted to address some stuff… there’s been a lot of controversy around gay people in the dick lovers, and i wanted to officially say that i am a lesbian, and i hate that haters are randomly calling us homophobic. please don’t assume things about us ❤️💯🥺
timothy @dragondrake
@stephbrown ITS LITERALLY IN MY BIO THAT IM GAY???
dick @graysonwayne
@bluejayreads i dont like the way that sounds….
gotta go fast @wildwest
@stephbrown omg i support you <3333 this whole thing sucks i can’t believe it
purple waffles @stephbrown
i know its awful, thank you so much for being here for me!! ❤️
the most normal one @dukethomas
we support you love <333 god im so sorry that gay assumed things!
the most normal one @dukethomas
*guy oh my god hahahaha (seriously that was a typo im not even jokinfldjkfhaslkjdhf)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne you want to stay outside of the dog house? answer my questions! we can do this the easy way, the hard way, or the my way! choose wisely! :))
the most normal one @dukethomas
THATS I T!! LAW IS CANCELLED!!!
gotta go fast @wildwest
hey guyss i’m taking a mental health break my besties all have my contacts n stuff but i’m not rlly gonna be online for a while haha xD (i don’t wanna get into it but this whole fruit bitch thing has rlly hit me hard lol) i love u guyssss #hypesquad4ever <3333
the most normal one @dukethomas
awww we love you!! take all the time you need i know this guy was being horrible, we are all here for you!! #hypesquad4ever #hypebeastfamily
timothy @dragondrake
I think I’m gonna deactivate for a while you guys 😂😂the casual homophobia esp on this platform and the literal refusal to help from the actual LAW is so disgusting this is why the dick lovers are the worst fandom istfg you all need to reevaluate how you think
timothy @dragondrake
(i have to go take a shower i’ll be back for more mayhem tho)
gotta go fast @wildwest
(yeah same im gonna go brush my teeth)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@dragondrake hey kid don’t go raking my name through the mud okay? i’m literally conducting an investigation i can put a stop to at anytime! i’ve got my hands full.
dick @graysonwayne
[MY TRUTH.]
hey guys. ive been recently threatened by the law to reveal some part of my plan to the government. but i’m afraid of what they will do with that knowledge and power. so i will take that power from them. i will continue to have agency. I will decide when what will be revealed. and i’ve decided to reveal everything. now.
as you all know by now, i developed a plan to obtain a crane to lift the rök runestone from its original space in ödeshög.
the next parts are very personal to me and i have never spoken to anyone about them
tason jodd @bluejayreads
you are literally about to incriminate yourself in front of the law
dick @graysonwayne
oh nvm then
tason jodd @bluejayreads
no no continue. pretend I’m not here
dick @graysonwayne
im waiting for my supporters they need to be here for this moment
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(tag them?)
dick @graysonwayne
@wildwest @stephbrown @dukethomas dick is premiering a Video soon!
(this bit is the fucking death of me istg)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(you’ve dug yourself into a hole you cant escape from)
dick @graysonwayne
(its been so funny though lmfmao)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(oh yeah definitely, this is incredible)
purple waffles @stephbrown
OMG I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT
i cant wait for the premier!! unfortunately it appears that a few of my friends are taking mental health breaks bc of the issues with the law earlier
:) @casswayne
hello
gotta go fast @wildwest
COMING OUT OF HIATUS FOR THIS
dick has meant so much to me over the years, i have struggled so hard with my mental health and i have met so many amazing people in this community who have supported and helped me. no matter what, dick himself has had a Big impact on my life and i am so thankful i discovered hir little corner of the internet when i did :)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(hello cass)
dick @graysonwayne
(hello cass we are doing youtube roleplay)
purple waffles @stephbrown
(hi cass!!!!!)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(cass we’ve been going for longer than an hour at this point)
dick @graysonwayne
(i started this 1:40h ago i believe) (family bonding ❤️)
:) @casswayne
okay im leaving now :)
purple waffles @stephbrown
(incredible showstopping amazing never been done before this is fuckin hilarious lmaooo)
dick @graysonwayne
(menthol eelnis innit luv)
dick @graysonwayne
premiere starting!
the most normal one @dukethomas
OMG OMG OMG
gotta go fast @wildwest
OH MY GOD
purple waffles @stephbrown
guys i know me and fruit bitch never got along but im kind of worried about him? like i know he went on hiatus but its been too long i think
the most normal one @dukethomas
@stephbrown i mean. i guess??????? didnt he like assault you though
purple waffles @stephbrown
i mean, yeah
but we all change you know
gotta go fast @wildwest
that’s true! plus wasnt there a theory that he was a secret fan anyway?
purple waffles @stephbrown
yeah
i think he was just trying to look out for dick
i mean he was always worried abt dick getting into trouble with the law thats like, really nice
the most normal one @dukethomas
i agree! he does seem like a nice guy
tason jodd @bluejayreads
who needs secret friends when the law will arrest you no matter what?
dick @graysonwayne
[MY TRUTH.]
hey guys. ive been recently threatened by the law to reveal some part of my plan to the government. but i’m afraid of what they will do with that knowledge and power. so i will take that power from them. i will continue to have agency. I will decide when what will be revealed. and i’ve decided to reveal everything. now.
dick @graysonwayne
as you all know by now, i developed a plan to obtain a crane to lift the rök runestone from its original space in ödeshög.
the next parts are very personal to me and i have never spoken to anyone about them.
dick @graysonwayne
the rök stone is not the only viking age rock that i need to lift.
i will make efforts to lift and transport the Velandasten as well as the Karlevi Runestone too. i will insert pictures of them here in the video.
those three stones need to be placed at One Exact space on the north pole, causing a portal to open.
dick @graysonwayne
what is behind that portal is indescribable in human words, since it was revealed to me in a dream. but i promise, it will be beautiful and lush and peaceful and everyone who is willing to go with me from my #hypesquad is of course invited to join me on my new life journey through the portal!
purple waffles @stephbrown
wow this is beautiful i cant wait!!! the #hypesquad will be here for you no matter what ❤️
gotta go fast @wildwest
thats so cool!!!!! our baby has come so far,,,, 🥺🥺🥺really makes me emotional #hypesquad4ever
tason jodd @bluejayreads
PLEASE TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN IMMEDIATELY THE PUBLIC CANNOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
dick @graysonwayne
lmfao government really said guys PLEASE
timothy @dragondrake
(i just got out of the shower and lost my shit when i saw this)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
REFUSAL TO TAKE DOWN THE VIDEO WILL RESULT IN JAIL TIME FOREVER
dick @graysonwayne
TRY AND CATCH ME
purple waffles @stephbrown
CANCEL THE GOVERNMENT 2K21
purple waffles @stephbrown
(@dragondrake i did your redemption arc without you bc this way you cant defend yourself)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne Hey! Remember me!!
dick @graysonwayne
yes hello?
timothy @dragondrake
(maybe fruit bitch needs to come back and in a heart wrenching moment decide to take to dick lover’s side)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
guess who’s under arrest! it’s not me! it’s not fruit bitch! oh! would you look at that! it’s you :) wowee! who woulda thunk huh! we’ll see what the judge has to say about your plea! cause you sure are guilty
purple waffles @stephbrown
(@dragondrake yes so true lets go through the portal together)
dick @graysonwayne
@bluejayreads no <3
purple waffles @stephbrown
guys what do we do we cant let this happen
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne lol no you!
gotta go fast @wildwest
we have to defend our smol bean
(typing out smol bean in reference to dick physically hurt me)
tason jodd @bluejayreads
*arrests dick*
purple waffles @stephbrown
fruit bitch you have to help us help him!
tason jodd @bluejayreads
lol hey guys time for court
timothy @dragondrake
@stephbrown what did he ever do for me
purple waffles @stephbrown
he didnt sue you for slander
it was well within their right to do so
but zie had mercy
bc he is kind
and benevolent
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg if we all change our pfp’s to the rocks we can open the portal for dick!
purple waffles @stephbrown
omg genius!!
tason jodd @bluejayreads
N-NO DON’T DO THAT
gotta go fast @wildwest
@dukethomas its our destiny….
tason jodd @bluejayreads
it is absolutely not
dick @graysonwayne
[EMERGENCY PROTOCOL]
if you are seeing this, i got unlawfully arrested. in my past tweets (not really) ive been hiding the location of my bunker so my squadfam can find the plan layout and start lifting the runestones for me! dont worry about me hypesquad! i can escape prison with ease its not like i didnt do it before lmfao see you losers @ gov
purple waffles @stephbrown
@bluejayreads shut up buzzfeed jail jury judge im blocking u
how can the law arrest me if i cant see the law?
bet you didnt think of THAT
gotta go fast @wildwest
the law simply doesnt exist
purple waffles @stephbrown
duke pls
dont let us down
dick is depending on us
all of the dick lovers are depending on us
gotta go fast @wildwest
where is duke @dukethomas
tason jodd @bluejayreads
@graysonwayne rip you thought 🤣no you can’t
dick @graysonwayne
PLEASE GET THE CRANE NOW. ITS ESSENTIAL.
tason jodd @bluejayreads
crane? lol it’s been destroyed
purple waffles @stephbrown
WE’RE TRYING OUR BEST DICK
tason jodd @bluejayreads
what are you gonna do with a crane in pieces huh?? that’s what i thought
gotta go fast @wildwest
@bluejayreads i’ll rebuild it. try me
tason jodd @bluejayreads
fine i’ll eat it munch munch
purple waffles @stephbrown
i reblogged duke’s post bitchass rlly out here blogging whilst our world crumblies
tason jodd @bluejayreads
duke is your weakest link lolzers sucks to suck
gotta go fast @wildwest
shut up law i hate blue anyway
dick @graysonwayne
ALT TWT: honestly why did the law have to get involved. i just needed an escape from all of this. my content did that for me. and all of you. im sorry its gotten this far
timothy @dragondrake
whoops @graysonwayne my bad bro i think you’re kinda chill now tho 🤣🤣
purple waffles @stephbrown
we’re here for you dick
gotta go fast @wildwest
we’re here dick <3
purple waffles @stephbrown
we will get the portal soon
tason jodd @bluejayreads
i’ll eat the rocks too
dick @graysonwayne
@dragondrake would you consider quickly opening that portal? only for a sec ://
timothy @dragondrake
which one
purple waffles @stephbrown
we need duke
tason jodd @bluejayreads
shit what do i do can we have a police chase through a portal??
gotta go fast @wildwest
steph we could get ur enemy turned bff to do it
purple waffles @stephbrown
FRUIT BICTVH QUICK
dick @graysonwayne
(fruit bitch redemption arc???)
purple waffles @stephbrown
COME ONE
WE NEED
it
Damian Wayne @TheBloodSon
????
tason jodd @bluejayreads
i’ll send in the cockroaches theyre invincible
dick @graysonwayne
@TheBloodSon im busy rn dhmu
timothy @dragondrake
my time is now
purple waffles @stephbrown
WE DID IT
dick @graysonwayne
FINALLY
gotta go fast @wildwest
YES GO US
tason jodd @bluejayreads
(@TheBloodSon hey welcome to our wizards and warlocks campaign)
purple waffles @stephbrown
we finally did it sob
dick @graysonwayne
I LEAVE THIS EARTH AND YOU CAN JOIN ME HYPESQUAD
tason jodd @bluejayreads
*i come out of the portal*
gotta go fast @wildwest
omg lets……… go through the portal
purple waffles @stephbrown
im out! earth was so last year anyway
the most normal one @dukethomas
hey guys im back what did i miss
purple waffles @stephbrown
Duke
dick @graysonwayne
sobs its so beautiful here
timothy @dragondrake
i will become your #1 stan in the other world
purple waffles @stephbrown
DUKE YOU ABANDONED US
IN OUR TIME OF NEED
gotta go fast @wildwest
see y’all later in a different dimension or whatvr
purple waffles @stephbrown
fruit bitch <33 come to think of it i never asked ur name
timothy @dragondrake
i dont have a name i lost it in the great twitter anti war of 1623 fruit bitch is the first name i’ve had in years bro
purple waffles @stephbrown
fruit bitch… i named you…. thats beautiful bro……..
timothy @dragondrake
bro……
gotta go fast @wildwest
im crying this is beautiful
Bruce Wayne @wayne
Is the bit done with yet?
timothy @dragondrake
(@wayne somehow, no)
purple waffles @stephbrown
(it’s never over)
the most normal one @dukethomas
i need food
brb
purple waffles @stephbrown
DUKE ABANDONS US AGAIN #fakefriend
Damian Wayne @TheBloodSon
I am just as confused as I was almost two hours ago
timothy @dragondrake
good.
tason jodd @bluejayreads
this is in the portal afriend.jpeg
[image description: the background appears to be a starry sky, but there are too many things edited on top to be sure. three blue butterflies are edited in the top left, right center, and bottom center. in the interior is a rat. a cockroach is edited on either side of the rat. end id]
timothy @dragondrake
A FRIEND
dick @graysonwayne
the law was a big fuzzy rat all along?
timothy @dragondrake
omg big law,,, have you just wanted to be held this whole time?? a few pets???
dick @graysonwayne
i need to have some kind of closure with planet earth guys theend.jpeg
[image description: the background is a grainy sunset in black and white. on the top of it the words “The End….. or is it?” are written in cursive. end id]
timothy @dragondrake
(is the bit over)
purple waffles @stephbrown
(i think so??)
timothy @dragondrake
(i think law was revealed to be a rat and being given pets after we went through the portal is a good ending but if anyone else has any other ideas)
purple waffles @stephbrown
when are the academy awards i feel like i deserve a trophy
timothy @dragondrake
next dimension 20 show is just us. brendan lee mulligan is there too ig