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Eren was enjoying his afternoon, basking in the sun. Well he was, until Jean decided to ruin it by sitting down next to him.
"Go find your own spot idiot!" Eren yells angrily. Jean does not move, but instead kicks Eren with his smelly, muddy boot.
"Gross! This is why Mikasa will never like you!" Jean does move at this, this time to hit Eren upside the head.
"Oi shut up, like you'll ever get a girlfriend you ugly peice of shit!"
"I'm ugly!? Have you looked in a mirror recently? or are you too busy kissing Mikasa's ass!"
"I would love to kiss Mikas-" Jean was cut off by a swift punch to the face.
"STOP TALKING ABOUT MIKASAS ASS"
"YOURE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP!"
"WELL I-" Eren was caught off by an honest to God shriek from Jean, who looked scared shitless.
"what!? is there titans!?" and then Jean literally jumps into his arms-
"It's worse than a titan! it's a snake!" Jean screeches. Eren blinks before bursting out in laughter.
"HAHAHaha you're afraid of SNAKES!"
"YES! NOW TRANFORM AND KILL IT"
"I'm not gonna transform to kill a snake you idiot, now get off me fatass you weigh like a thousand pounds!" Eren was just about to drop jean on his sorry ass, but then he spotted something worse than titans or a snake.
"AHHH THERES A SPIDER!!!" and he actually does drop Jean this time, who quickly scrambles away from the snake and spider.
"EREN ITS A TINY LITTLE SPIDER, WHAT YOU REALLY SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT IS THE SNAKE!"
"DONT TELL ME WHAT TO WORRY ABOUT YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT TAKING A SHOWER YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT"
the two continued to argue, the snake and the spider long forgotten.