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1. don't know the rules but i got to win by susiecarter

   Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Nov 2021

   Tags

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Post-Canon
   • Erotic Poetry
   • Non-Human Genitalia
   • Abstract Forms of Reproduction
   • Gardens & Gardening
   • Accidental Flirting
   • weird porn
   • Podfic Available

   Summary

   At first, Bruce has no idea what he's listening to.

   (Or: Bruce discovers some Kryptonian erotica, and it's—not exactly what he was expecting.)

   Series

   • Part 4 of this feeling's so alien

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   English

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