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If you had to pick a new admin, who would it be? Maybe Phil? Or Sam? Someone who seems like a responsible adult? Yeah, Drista doesn’t think like that. Instead, the young admin decides to hand Dream’s admin powers, and by proxy, control over the server, to Technoblade. Yes, Techno “Blood for the Blood God” “never dies” Blade. First thing he does? Take one look at the fucked up code of the server and say “Yeah no” and runs a whole server fix, restoring the broken and scrambles pieces and bringing back the destroyed bits. Of course, his communicator is blowing up.
Dream: WHAT THE HELL DRISTA?!
Drista: L
Tommyinnit: Why Techno?
Drista: Why not Techno?
Tubbo_: Who fixd th code
Ranboo: Tubbo PLEASE turn on autocorrect
Tubbo_: No <3
GeorgeNotFound: Just woke up, what day is it?
Sapnap: Tuesday
GeorgeNotFound: No
[GeorgeNotFound has left the game]
Tommyinnit: LOL
Slimeciccle: What is code?
Tubbo_: The stuf hat makse up the servr
Tubbo_: Sumeome ficed it who
How did Tubbo even know the code had changed?
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Right. Hacker.
Technoblade: I’m the one who fixed the code
Technoblade: I’m now looking at the player files and all of you are children.
Dream: Most of us are adults wdym?
Technoblade: No, the oldest person other than me is Philza and he’s only 152, a child.
Technoblade: The rest of you aren’t even at 100
Ranboo: Most people don’t live that long???
Technoblade: The amount of people reaching adulthood is almost 0%???
Philza: Techno, mortals age faster than immortals.
Technoblade: Lies
Technoblade: Drista, why would you make me admin over a server of traumatized toddlers?
Drista: Cuz it’s funny
Drista: And people need therapy
Drista: Even the therapist needs therapy
CaptainPuffy: I do not need therapy
Tommyinnit: Sounds like what someone who needs therapy would say
Tubbo_: Pot met ketle
Tommyinnit: Rude
Dream: Can we get back to the fact Techno called us all fucking toddlers?!
[Emmy_Write has joined the game]
Dream: Who the fuck is this?!?!
Technoblade: The therapist
Technoblade: All of you need one
Tommyinnit: BITCH
Emmy_Write: Hello! It’s nice to meet you all!
Tubbo_: Ew garmer
Ranboo: *Grammar*
Ranboo: Tubbo, If even I can’t read it, then you need to turn on autocorrect.
Sapnap: If you can’t read it, how did you translate?
Ranboo: He said it out loud
Emmy_Write: I will start hosting sessions as soon as I can get a house built!
Technoblade: Good. Before you start, I need everyone at the community house so I can let people know what’s going on. I’m rewriting the rules and everything Dream has said is now null and void.
Dream: You can’t do that!
Technoblade: I can and I did. You aren’t in charge anymore Dream, I am.
Technoblade: Get to the community house @everyone