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1. It’s Hard to Be Anywhere These Days (When All I Want Is You) by philaetos

   Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Simon Snow
   • Mordelia Grimm
   • Malcolm Grimm
   • Babysitting
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Miscommunication
   • Light Angst
   • (the light angst is just Wayward Son level of angst)
   • (because Baz and Simon don’t know how to be normal people in a relationship)
   • Attempts at communication
   • shenanigans with children
   • is Simon one more kid for Baz to look after?
   • or is he really helping?
   • who knows - Freeform
   • Fluff
   • Simon’s intimacy issues
   • the poor boy is still Not Okay
   • but he’s trying!
   • a little sooner than in canon
   • good job Simon we’re all proud of you

   Summary

   “You could come down, if you like. You don’t even have to text. Just show up on my door, caked with mud. Coat open. Snow in your hair.”

   What if Simon had gone to help Baz with his siblings instead of ignoring his texts?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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