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Ggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllll.
Hiss.
Hhhhhiiiiiissssss.
Ggggggrrrrroooowwwwwlllll.
GGGGGRRRRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLLL! HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Trash!
Growl.
Hiss. Hiss.
Ggggrrroowwlll.
Gggrrrrrooooooowwwwwlllll.
Hhhhhiiiiisssss. Hhhhhhiiisssssssss.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Thrash!
Ggrroowwll.
Growl.
Hhhiissss.
“Oh, please,” Old Loki said loudly, knocking Loki out of the strange almost hypnotic trance that the alligator version of himself has put him under with his tale. Or he assumed that what it was.
Could an alligator do magic? He was allegedly a Loki, what with the helmet and all, and Sylvie proved they could enchant. But how would an alligator even do that? He didn't even have any hands.
“As if any of us would ever do that,” the old version of himself said with a snort as he poured some wine into a glass and handed it over to Loki before going back to pour another into a goblet.
The child version of himself rolled his eyes in the way children do and popped his straw into his juice box, while the big version of himself loudly laughed.
“A fools tale,” he declared. “Now, let me tell a real tale of how I, one of the greatest of Lokis, came to be in such a place.”
Two thoughts crossed Loki's mind as he began his boastful tale.
First, this really was a strange place he found himself in. Far stranger a place than he ever dreamed of going, even when he knew for certain that his destiny would most likely send him straight to Hel. It couldn't even be as odd and annoying as this place, he was sure.
Second, he needed to get out of here. Not just for Sylvie and revenge for Mobius and finding out who was behind the TVA, but for his own sanity's sake.
Because as hard as if was to believe, it turned out that people were actually correct.
He was rather annoying.
HHHIIIISSSS!!!
“Shut up! You've had your turn. It is time for my far superior tale now.”
Really annoying.