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1. Macaroni and Power Armor by saltslimes

   Fandoms: Red vs. Blue  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Mar 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lavernius Tucker/Agent Washington
   • Lavernius Tucker
   • Agent Washington
   • Agent Carolina
   • Artificial Intelligence Program Theta
   • Artificial Intelligence Program Delta
   • Artificial Intelligence Program Gamma
   • Michael J. Caboose
   • Agent Texas
   • Leonard Church
   • The Director | Dr. Leonard Church
   • The Counselor (Red vs. Blue)
   • Kid Fic
   • Babysitter AU
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Incredibly slow build

   Summary

   It was just supposed to be a fucking job. But then, like everything else in Tucker’s miserable life, it snowballed. It snowballed into a fucking avalanche until he was knocking on Wash’s door at four in the morning desperate and exhausted and ready to beg for help. Because he was not cut out for this shit. He was a lover, not a father.

   AU in which Tucker is the worst (best?) babysitter that the Mother of Invention has ever seen. And things go about as terribly as you might expect them to.

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   English

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