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Percy and Leos list of rules.
1: They aren't allowed to touch anything in the Aphrodite cabin.
2: They can’t be left alone with the Stolls, ever.
3: Playing Disney songs 24/7 is prohibited
4: No Percy you are not the little mermaid.
5: Leo please stop trying to set Nicos hair on fire.
6: LEO NO!
7: Disney’s Hercules is now banned for ever.
8: Puppy dog eyes do not work on Annabeth
9: Or Clarisse
10: Or Reyna
11: No Leo you can’t sell your life story to CNN, or Fox.
12: Or Oprah
13: Leo Valdez is no longer allowed to have Greek fire.
14: STOP ORDERING DELIVERY PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15: The Naiads don’t appreciate the canoe lake being filled with Jell-O.
16: STOP GIVING THEM SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17: The next person that gives them sugar gets kitchen duty with the harpies for a month.
18: Dionysus got rid of April fool’s day; I hope you two are proud.
19: STAY AWAY FROM THE APHRODITE CABIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20: Jason is not your scapegoat.
21: Neither is Frank.
22: PERCY JACKSON AND LEO VALDEZ ARE NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR THE BIG HOUSE UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY ANNABETH
23: Percy and Leo must have supervision at all times.
24: THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH WEAPONS PERCY.