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1. Joke's On You by whimsicalmeerkat for DerRumtreiber

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Sep 2022

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   • Emhyr var Emreis/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Emhyr var Emreis
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
   • Mererid (The Witcher)
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
   • Soul Bond
   • Soulmate-Identifying Marks
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Canon What Canon
   • boys being dumb
   • getting married for Reasons
   • Ciri is done with these idiots
   • Rare Pairings
   • Blow Jobs
   • Pining
   • Emhyr doesn’t understand feelings or how to make requests
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Emhyr doesn’t like interruptions
   • except how he really does
   • oblivious Geralt
   • a happy Emhyr is a terrifying Emhyr
   • Anal Sex
   • Emhyr does not like people touching his man
   • Dandelion thinks he deserves all the credit
   • he’s not wrong

   Summary

   “Geralt submitted to being forcibly shaved with what he was willing to admit was ill-grace. He tried to let his mind wander so he didn’t have to think about the total stranger with the sharp blade at his throat, all so he didn’t offend the delicate sensibilities of Emhyr var Emreis, the White Flame Dancing on the Graves of His Foes, Emperor of Nilfgaard & the North, and his fucking soulmate. Not that they’d ever completed the bond. They had never even spoken about it. ”

   ~

   Geralt has known for twenty years that Emhyr is his soulmate, but he never expected to do anything about it.

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