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1. Chasin’ You Like A Shot Of Whiskey by TwistedIllusions

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jul 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • David "Dave" Katz
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Number Six | Ben Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves
   • Lila Pitts
   • Hazel (Umbrella Academy)
   • Agnes Rofa
   • Reginald Hargreeves
   • Brian (Umbrella Academy)
   • Grace Hargreeves
   • Enklave Fest: Cowboy AU
   • Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Klaus Hargreeves Deserves Better
   • Hurt Klaus Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves Whump
   • Sick Klaus Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves Needs Help
   • Drug Withdrawal
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
   • Horses
   • Cowboy Dave Katz
   • David "Dave" Katz Lives
   • Modern David "Dave" Katz
   • Softie David "Dave" Katz
   • Dude ranch
   • No one is related in this
   • Only relationship is Klave
   • Ben Hargreeves is a good boy
   • Protective Diego Hargreeves
   • Protective Ben Hargreeves
   • Protective Luther Hargreeves
   • Protective Allison Hargreeves
   • Protective Number Five | The Boy
   • Protective Vanya Hargreeves
   • I’m bad at balancing everyone apparently
   • You can tell who I have the least problems writing since I focus on them the most
   • AKA sorry to the siblings I ignore the most in this
   • I still love you!
   • Klave
   • Sober Klaus Hargreeves
   • Beta read (thank little girl god!)
   • 2021 ENKLAVE FEST
   • PROMPT: COWBOY AU
   • Eventual Sex
   • I tried to keep it tasteful
   • the sex is contained to one chapter I promise

   Summary

   Klaus watched as the horse turned away, taking the beautiful cowboy along with him. Unable to contain his downright tumultuous nature, he muttered under his breath, “Didn’t know I’d been shipped off to brokeback mountain, but I can’t complain—”

   “Whoah,” Dave said, sitting deep in his saddle to halt his horse before turning around to once again face Klaus. “Sorry, what was that?” he asked, cupping his hand to his ear, eyebrows rising attentively.

   Panicked, Klaus stumbled over himself trying to find the right words, his palm running down his chest before grabbing a hold of his satchel. “Oh, um...nothing, I uh—I just said I...broke my backpack getting off the plane.” He said, lips curling in towards his teeth, eyebrow cocked in embarrassment. He only hoped Dave would believe this new steaming pile of horse shit.

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