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Part 1 of dream smp drabbles/ stories bc im what the kids call ~hyperfixated~
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Published:
2021-02-12
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2021-05-05
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5/?
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therapy can't save us now

Summary:

basically a text fic to try and help me get over my writers block

god help me

heres some things not to expect from this fic

1) accurate sibling relationship representations. im an only child
2) frequent updates. college is ASS
3) accurate descriptions of american high school/college, im british

but other than that enjoy! (ill list tws at the beginning of chaps if needs be)

Notes:

names bc some of them are kinda obscure

music man- wilbur
technowo - technoblade
pogman - tommy
baybee - tubbo
the inventor of minecraft- phil
dweam- dream
sleepy boye- george
arson pog- sapnap
hjonk - karl
que? - quackity
big booty bitch- schlatt
off brand unus annus- ranboo
uwu-chu - niki
breb :p- eret
furry (derogatory)- fundy
bad boi :3- bad
skeppit- skeppy
bedwars god- purpled

and various groups (more may be added later)

minORES- tubbo tommy ranboo purpled
Therapy cant save us now- everyone
EL RAPIDOS- george karl quackity sapnap
Sleeby bois- tommy wilbur techno philza (they live together)
idiots (affectionate)- niki tubbo eret ranboo fundy (also all live together)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: off brand unus annus: WAIT MY NICKNAME-

Chapter Text

2:37pm

pogman added baybee, music man and 15 others to a group chat

 

music man changed the chat name to “therapy cant save us now”

 

pogman: wilbur wh- 

Why

 

music man: its true though 

 

off brand unus annus: ur not wrong

WAIT MY NICKNAME-

 

pogman: BAHAHA

 

the inventor of minecraft: tommy aren’t you meant to be in class right now?

 

pogman: no i have a free period, im just waiting for tubbo

He has extra english rn

 

the inventor of minecraft: ok ill take ur word for it 

 

dweam: tommy what the fuck have you done

 

bad boi :3: language! 

 

sleepy boye: whats going on i just woke up 

 

arson pog: of course you did 

 

hjonk: hai sappy :)

 

arson pog: hai karl <3 

 

pogman: ew thats gross remind me never to fall in love 

 

music man: noted



minORES

 

off brand unus annus: tommy where r u? Ill come wait with u i also have a free period 

 

pogman: library, its the closest place i could sit to tubbos classroom without being told off

 

off brand unus annus: k cool

Gray get ur ass to the library

 

bedwars god: im in class dipshits

 

off brand unus annus: why u texting us then

 

Bedwars god: teacher went to print smth

 

off brand unus annus: fair enough 

 

pogman: ranboo where u at

 

off brand unus annus: had to grab smth from my locker, ill be there in a minute

 

pogman: pog



Therapy cant save us now 

 

Arson pog: karl.

Quackity.

I need cuddles, like rn

Pls

 

hjonk: shit u ok sap?

 

arson pog: im so close to a breakdown over my work pls save me

 

que?: omw 

 

Hjonk; ^^^

 

uwu-chu: hope u feel better soon sap! dont burn yourself out! <3 

 

breb :p :^^^

 

music man: make sure to pace ur self sap, burnout is the worst

Trust me i know what it like 

 

arson pog: thank u guys <3



5:23pm

Therapy cant save us now

 

baybee: coming home to a girl in red karaoke session was absolutely not what i was expecting but u know what? Its a vibe 

 

off brand unus annus: agreed 

 

music man: :0 a girl in red karaoke session without me? I feel betrayed eret how could you?

 

breb :p : im sorry wilbur :(

 

uwu-chu: in my defense, midnight love is a great song to scream at the top of your lungs and i couldnt help myself my apologies wilbur 

 

music man: you raise a valid point miss niki nihachu its ok 

 

uwu-chu: :)

 

technowo: by the way, has anyone heard from tommy? He said he’d be home by now and he’d message one of us if he was staying out late or staying at tubbos. /srs

 

baybee: we last saw him about half 4, he said he was going with gray

 

bedwars god: he left me not long after that so idk man



Sleeby bois

 

music man: tommy? Where u at big man?

You ok?

 

pogman: im sat in the middle of the park listening to my sad playlist so yeah im fine big dubs /s

something just changed i got super sad all of a sudden idk man

i'm sorry for worrying u tho

 

music man: at least ur ok tho, stay in the park and i'll come and get u 

@the inventor of minecraft @technowo pizza and movie night sound good?

 

technowo: sounds good to me

i'll order it, yall want milkshakes?

Usual pizzas?

 

pogman: i want a smarties milkshake and yeah ill have my normal pizza

 

music man: u know my order tech

 

the inventor of minecraft: usual for me too tech but ill pass on a milkshake

i'm on my way home from work now 



pogman: lov u all <3

 

music man: lov u too gremlin child <3

 

technowo: ^^^

 

the creator of minecraft: ^^^