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[The 3 MuskeTAEers]
KanyeWife: Long story short
KanyeWife: I broke Namjoon Hyung's ipods.
BigBun: ...
LovelyBoy95: U ded dude
BigBun: I don’t think so hyung would kill him or anything
LovelyBoy95: Oh No not Joon hyung.
LovelyBoy95: I was talking about Jin Hyung.
KanyeWife: Listen gyz before I die I just wanna say I love you both
KanyeWife: and hyungs too ofc
KanyeWife: so don’t forget to feed my plants and water my dog
BigBun: Hyung first of all, your plants are made up of plastic
KanyeWife: YOU COCONUT HEAD JUST BECAUSE MY PLANTS DON’T WALK AND SPEAK, IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN CALL THEM PLASTIC.
LovelyBoy95: Kook Tae’s upset…APOLOGISE NOW.
BigBun: Last time I checked he’s the one who broke Namjoon hyung’s ipods
LovelyBoy95: About that..
LovelyBoy95: Tae, you told him right?
KanyeWife: Jin Hyung would poison my food.
KanyeWife: He would cut me in pieces with a chainsaw.
KanyeWife: Or what if he owns a chocolate river and throws me in it? What if he feeds me blueberries till I explode? What if the squirrels carry me and throw me in the garbage? What if Oompa-Loompas kidnap me? TELL ME.
BigBun: Calm tf down Charlie
LovelyBoy95: Just apologise to Hyung, it’s bad to hide things from friends.
KanyeWife: Okay I’ll text him in gc so that others can save me from Jin Hyung’s assault.
[Hoemies in the bacc]
KimNemjoon: Sorry Babe I kinda broke the ipods you gifted me before
KimNemjoon: Wait a sec
Sunflower9: Holy Shit you broke wut?
MinYoongi18: Dissapointed but not surprised.
10/10: Hey It’s fine Baby btw u okay?
KimNemjoon: Ya I mean I just found them in pieces in the pocket of my hoodie, probably crashed somewhere before
KimNemjoon: Sorry ☹
10/10: Listen what matters is that you’re fine , I mean you are more than fine but you get the point right.
Sunflower9: I think everyone here gets the point.
KanyeWife: …
KanyeWife: My deepest condolences for your ipods, Hyung . Oh how I wish I could take away your pain.
BigBun: Or you can buy him new ipods.
KimNemjoon: Oh No It’s completely fine, thanks for your concern Tae.
KanyeWife: Anything for my lovely Hyungs.
LovelyBoy95: OMG KIM TAEHYUNG WTF???
BigBun: Btw Hyung how hard did you crashed
BigBun: that your ipods turned into pieces?
KimNemjoon: Honestly I don’t even remember. After using them I usually put them in my hood pockets.
KimNemjoon: That day I gave it to Taehyung because he spilled ketchup on his clothes and even though he thought that red print on his white shirt was cool he finally agreed to wear it
KimNemjoon: and then he gave me my Hoodie back after an hour, so like minutes after when I wanted to use the ipods they were already broken.
KimNemjoon: probably broke them when I left Psychology class.
Sunflower9: SUS
10/10: Excuse me-
10/10: You gave ur Hoodie to whom ???
“KanyeWife left the conversation”.