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2020-10-06
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2022-11-21
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the avengers have twitter and shenanigans ensue

Summary:

this is exactly like every single other twitter fic on this godforsaken website but i wanted to do one too so<3

everyone is gay. everyone. all of them.

this is mostly spidey-centric, yet another example of how unoriginal i am

Notes:

beter @peteyparkour is peter's personal acc

haha spider go brrr @spooderman is peter's spidey acc

tony stank @youknowwhoiam is tony

led needs @neddybear is ned

mj @hahaurgay is mj

betty, probabaly @ihaveadatejason is betty

sunshine @queenangella is cindy cause her last name is moon and angella was the queen of bright moon in she-ra fsdkfbskdfb

how much wood @wouldawoodbuckbuck is bucky (THE JOKE IS SO DUMB I'M SORRY-)

steve :) @capncrunch is steve

magic isn't always from a wand-a @scarletwitchbitch is wanda

not lincoln @thatisfalse is abe

sure ee @thesmartone is shuri

vision @icansee is vision

salt @pepperpotts is pepper

not the bug @natnatnatnat is natasha

nyoom @narutorun is flash

brucey boy @bannernotthesign is bruce

thursday @iamgod is thor

ss im a snek @imthebettergod is loki

hawkear @arrowsandthings is clint

white boy of the month @wereconnected is harley

i don't care if any of the usernames are too many characters, yk why? cause i'm a rebel<3

 

okay and the others are just random people i made up! they might be based off of my friends or characters from other tv shows but we'll see how it goes

Chapter 1: froot y

Chapter Text

beter @peteyparkour

haha just fell off of a building rip

 

>led needs @neddybear

  ??????

 

>>led needs @neddybear

     p e t e r ????

 

>>>beter @peteyparkour

       DJKBFKAJBC WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT-

 

[The tweet you're looking for no longer exists.]

 


 

haha spider go brrr @spooderman

haha just fell off of a building rip

 

>sure ee @thesmartone

   sucks for u <3

 

>>haha spider go brrr @spooderman

     SHU T UR FUGVK SHUIRI

 

>>>magic isn't always from a wand-a @scarletwitchbitch

        s(he's) br(ok)en </3

 


 

not the bug @natnatnatnat

story time from this morning

spider-man: *pours orange juice in his fruit loops on accident*

spider-man: *takes a bite*

spider-man:

spider-man: wait

spider-man:

spider-man: *keeps eating* yk it’s actually not bad

tony: *horrified*

 

>not the bug @natnatnatnat

  @spooderman explanation please

 

>>haha spider go brrr @spooderman

     froot y

 

>>>sure ee @thesmartone

       rt

 

>>>led needs @neddybear

       rt

 

>>>mj @hahaurgay

       rt

 

>>>how much wood @wouldawoodbuckbuck

        rt

 

>>>magic doesn't always come from a wand-a @scarletwitchbitch

        rt