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Iida Tenya has added Yaoyorozu Momo, Uraraka Ochaco, Asui Tsuyu, and 17 others!
Iida Tenya has given Yaoyorozu Momo admin rights!
Iida Tenya has named the chat 'Class 1-A Discussions'!
[MONDAY 17:38]
Iida Tenya : Hello, everyone! I have discussed with Aizawa-sensei and he believes this is the best way to get us to have more conversations and ensure we are being friendly with one another! I ask that this chat be clean and used only for school discussions or assessing if another one of our friends is ok!
Kyouka Jirou : Babe @Yaoyorozu Momo give me admin rights.
Iida Tenya : Yaoyorozu-san, I do not believe that'd be beneficial!
Yaoyorozu Momo : I apologize, Iida, but my loyalties lie elsewhere in this chat.
Yaoyorozu Momo has given Kyouka Jirou admin rights!
Kyouka Jirou has changed their nickname to 'Dre Beats'!
Dre Beats has changed Yaoyorozu Momo's nickname to 'Thesis'!
Dre Beats has changed Iida Tenya's nickname to 'Keemstar'!
Dre Beats : who want this
Thesis : Why is my name Thesis..?
Dre Beats : she's like a goddess of creation, so i thought it fit. cause u create stuff and ur a goddess
Thesis : That is very sweet, Jirou, thank you. <3
Bakugou Katsuki : CAN YOU TWO PLEASE GO BE GAY NOT IN A CHAT WHERE I GET NOTIFICATIONS?
Keemstar : Why is my name this? And I am disappointed, Yaoyorozu.
Dre Beats : ok 1 no fuck u lol and 2 cause ur fast as fuck BOIIII
Dre Beats has changed Bakugou Katsuki's nickname to 'Lava Girl'!
Lava Girl : ok maybe this isn't a bad name. lava girl was tight.
Dre Beats : wait i wasnt done yet
Dre Beats has changed Kirishima Eijirou's nickname to 'Shark Boy'!
Dre Beats : lmaoooo gotchu gay bitches
Lava Girl : i'm going to hunt you down
Keemstar : You will do no such thing, Bakugou-kun! And please refrain from such language!
Lava Girl : you're next, four eyes.
Shark Boy : oh shit I just saw this chat!! this is so cute thank you jirou 🥺
Kaminari Denki : ohh do me next!! and it better be good!!!!!!!
Dre Beats has changed Kaminari Denki's nickname to 'where's my joule?'!
where's my joule? : if you weren't a lesbian i would marry you thank you so much
Dre Beats : im glad you like it lmaooo
Dre Beats : im also surprised iida hasn't taken away my admin rights
Keemstar : I was planning on it, but since it seems our classmates are enjoying this and it can be taken as a bonding activity, I will allow it for now.
Lava Girl : bitchin
Lava Girl : give me rights too ear girl i wanna do some
Dre Beats : call me by my name and maybe i will
Lava Girl : fuck off, fine. jirou please give me rights
Dre Beats has given Lava Girl admin rights!
Lava Girl has changed Uraraka Ochako's nickname to 'kirby'!
kirby : wait this is actually cute....
Lava Girl : yeah it's almost like i know what the fuck i'm doing
Lava Girl has changed Ashido Mina's nickname to 'galko chan'!
galko chan : can i ask why? i mean its accurate and ur calling me out but why
Lava Girl : besides the fashion? you act like her, use the same slang, and are just as oblivious.
galko chan : bakuchan knows me so well 😭 😭 😭
Lava Girl : call me that again and i take away your right to live.
kirby : wow rude BaKuChAn
Lava Girl : you're NEXT round cheeks.
Lava Girl has changed Asui Tsuyu's nickname to 'pikki'!
pikki : i like it, kero, thank you bakugou kun
kirby : i didn't know bakugou could be so sweet omggggg.. im living for soft bakugou uwu but also what's pikki?
pikki : she's keroppi's sister from hello kitty : )
kirby : so not only did bakugou choose a frog that's super cute.. he didn't even go for the obvious keroppi.... softugou is my fave ever
Lava Girl : i will personally make sure that you never live to see another sunset you absolute fucking pubic hair
kirby : KJNEWFWKJENFEWFE? ? ?? ? PUBIC HAIR??????????????????
Shark Boy : KJEFWEKJNEF BAKUBRO WHY???? I LOVE U BRO BUT WHY??????????
Lava Girl : It's what she deserves.
Keemstar : Please be nice to one another! And please refrain from talk of pubic hair.
kirby : i'm gonna LOSE it i hate this fucking family
where's my joule? : i love this stupid fucking family so much bro
Sero Hanta : give me a nickname too bakubro
Lava Girl has changed Sero Hanta's nickname to 'FLEX SEAL'!
FLEX SEAL : loving the aggression on this >:)
Lava Girl : i know i'm amazing at nicknames thanks.
Shouji Mezo : Can I get one, Jirou?
Lava Girl : why are you asking her
Shouji Mezo : I didn't know if you'd know me well enough to give me one that wasn't just an insult.
Lava Girl : bet.
Lava Girl has changed Shouji Mezo's nickname to 'Zucker'!
Zucker : I presumed wrong, this is actually a lovely nickname. I didn't think you'd know I liked Animal Crossing. Thank you, Bakugou!
Lava Girl : i may be a shithead but i know you fuckers like the back of my hand
Todoroki Shouto : give me one that isn't an insult then.
Lava Girl : i'm always up for a fucking challenge, you shitty magical girl reject.
kirby : oh my GOD
Lava Girl has changed Todoroki Shouto's nickname to 'draco malfoy'!
draco malfoy : ok you're not wrong, but why?
Lava Girl : daddy issues, angry, actually has some potential.
kirby : omg did bakugou just compliment todokun? get my camera
Lava Girl : your lungs. hand them over.
draco malfoy : thank you, bakugou. even if you are a pomeranian on crack.
Lava Girl : DON'T THINK I WON'T BEAT YOUR ASS FOR THIS TOMORROW YOU PRINCE ZUKO WANNABE.
Dre Beats : damn a bitch leaves for like 10 minutes and bakugou goes from being a sweet and showing us his soft side to being a devil again
Lava Girl : You're fuckin right.
Hagakure Tooru : ohh jirou if you're back, do me next!!
Dre Beats has changed Hagakure Tooru's nickname to 'John Cena'!
John Cena : ok you know what jirou,
Thesis : I quite like it, Hagakure!!
John Cena : thank you queen <3
Aoyama Yuuga : i am quite curious on what my magnifique self gets! .:*・°☆
Dre Beats has changed Aoyama Yuuga's nickname to 'diamond in the rough'!
diamond in the rough : merci infiniment ! .:*・°☆
Kouda Kouji : (・・ ) ?
Dre Beats has changed Kouda Kouji's nickname to 'literal sunshine'!
literal sunshine : (*ﾉ∀`*)
Dre Beats : i would commit several crimes for you
literal sunshine : Σ(°ロ°)
Tokoyami Fumikage : I suppose I would also like one, preferably something that truly shows how my life is a dark banquet of madness and betrayal.
Dre Beats has changed Tokoyami Fumikage's nickname to 'gundham tanaka wannabe'!
John Cena : oh my GODDDDDDD you're not wrong
gundham tanaka wannabe : I hate to agree, but you are correct.
Dre Beats : glad i can be of service
Satou Rikidou : bakugou, do me next!
Lava Girl has changed Satou Rikidou's nickname to 'sugar (gimme some)'!
sugar (gimme some) : i mean, you could've been more creative,
Lava Girl : if you aren't gonna appreciate trick daddy, cee-lo, and ludacris i will GLADLY change it you whore
sugar (gimme some) : OHH you were making a reference to a song, ok, gotcha! i like it :)
Lava Girl : You better.
Ojiro Mashirao : I'm curious on what I'll get from you, Bakugou?
Lava Girl has changed Ojiro Mashirao's nickname to 'crocodile'
crocodile : w,,, why?
Lava Girl : crocodiles have tails that can literally kill you
crocodile : understandable have a nice day
Shinsou Hitoshi : i wake up to this shit. why. i have like 90 notifs what the fuck
Lava Girl has changed Shinsou Hitoshi's nickname to 'ungrateful ass bitch'!
ungrateful ass bitch : fuck you. jirou change my name
Dre Beats : be nice and say pwease shinsou
ungrateful ass bitch : nevermind i think i'll keep it then : )
kirby : omg ekjfnwkenfwnef i love the snark shinsou
Keemstar : I believe that is everyone!
Mineta Minoru : uh you forgot me bro !!!
Lava Girl : no we didn't. we're ignoring your existence after the shit you pulled during the fucking festival.
Mineta Minoru : oh cmon now! you know it was smart and it was sexy!!
Lava Girl : i will personally come into your home, rip your balls off your head, and stick you to the underside of a porch and leave you there.
Keemstar : I believe that was a little far, Bakugou. However, he does have a point. You have been quite rude to the girls in our class, downright sexually harassing them, and we as a class have decided to ignore you until you change your ways.
Dre Beats has muted Mineta Minoru for 48 hours!
Lava Girl : thank fuck. i don't care if he's pissed in class tomorrow, i want that little twerp the fuck AWAY from everyone
kirby : thanks jirou (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡
Keemstar : As rude as this may seem, I have to agree that was a good choice. Thank you, Jirou!
Dre Beats : np np
[ MONDAY 18:45 ]
Lava Girl : hey @Shark Boy I just want you to know you're like so cool and sexy and hot and i won't admit it cause i'm a COWARD and even tho im gonna be SOO mad when i see this message you're so cool uwuuu i don't shut up about you to my brother andndnejnfjwefjefwefkfwejfn
Shark Boy : ??? bakubro are you ok??? also you have a brother???
Lava Girl : when i'm through with him, i WONT. also ignore his stupid fucking message.
Shark Boy : oHH ok i was so confused lol, but wait you fr have a bro?? and you didnt tell us??
Lava Girl : he's not my biological brother, and honestly i was a major shithead to him when we were kids, so i guess i don't like talking about him to people. he has no problem being a FUCKER though. he's in the support class.
kirby : omg add him he sounds amazing
Keemstar : While this was meant to be a Class 1-A chat, I would be understanding if you would like to add your friend-brother, Bakugou-san!
Lava Girl : Over My Dead Body.
Shark Boy : please bro? 🥺
Lava Girl : ugh, whatever, fine.
kirby : whipped lol
Lava Girl : you're on thin fucking ice
Lava Girl has added Midoriya Izuku!
Lava Girl has changed Midoriya Izuku's nickname to 'Annoying ass bitch who won't fuck off'!
Annoying ass bitch who won't fuck off : omg kacchan you're so mean to me ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡ wait are the pretty boys from your class here
Annoying ass bitch who won't fuck off : WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO ASK THAT HERE
Lava Girl : you sincerely just asked me here instead of SPEAKING OUT LOUD. i hate you so much izu you have no fucking idea
Annoying ass bitch who won't fuck off : @Keemstar give me admin rights please pretty boy (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
Lava Girl : DON'T FLIRT WITH THE CLASS PRESIDENT THE SECOND YOU ENTER THIS FUCKING CHAT OH MY GOD
Keemstar : I... Uhm, okay?
Keemstar has given Annoying ass bitch who won't fuck off admin rights!
Annoying ass bitch who won't fuck off has changed their nickname to 'nekoriya'!
nekoriya : thanks bb (ﾉ´ з `)ノ now. kacchan don't be mean to me, i have blackmail and i will use it (*≧ω≦*)
kirby : your brother is so chaotic bakugou.. i love it... also kacchan??
nekoriya : i couldn't call him katsuki when we were kids so i called him kacchan, and i still do!!! also hi i'm midoriya izuku owo
kirby : that's so much cuter than he deserves omg. also hello!!! im uraraka!!
Thesis : I think you managed to break Iida, he's been staring at a blank screen since he gave you admin rights.
nekoriya : i call it as i see it! ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ he's pretty!!
Keemstar : As much as I appreciate the compliment, I do not know if 'pretty' quite describes me. If anyone is a 'pretty boy' as you call them, I'd argue it would be Todoroki-kun.
nekoriya : i mean you're not wrong, todokun is pretty too, but so are you! your hairs nice and silky, and you've got a great jawline that matches your physique! and your eyebrows are nice and fit your face. add on glasses and boom, pretty boy ☆ ～('▽^人)
Lava Girl : i am BEGGING you to not go into detail about how pretty the guys in my class are. i am BEGGING you.
nekoriya : bold of you to assume i care kacchan!! <3
Thesis : I think you may have genuinely broken him... I don't think I've ever seen Iida this confused and flustered.
draco malfoy : wait, why am i being called a pretty boy? and also todokun?
nekoriya : causeeeee you are a pretty boy! and i can call ya somethin else if you dont like todokun (￣▽￣)
draco malfoy : no i think i'm just confused on how you know me?
nekoriya : you and kacchan are like, basically rivals at this point! i'd be a bad brother if i didn't know you lolol plus i like watching your fighting technique! your quirks super cool too (o´∀`o)
draco malfoy : oh.
draco malfoy : thank you.
Shark Boy : yo bro!!!! it's cool to meet you!! but also, please compliment me i die without attention,
nekoriya : OHH you're kacchan's fave (─‿‿─) it's a pleasure to meet you!! also ok so. number one he calls your hair shitty but it's very well put together, and the style suits you! you've got a cute face and your smile is lovely, and also your eyes are so sparkly!!
Shark Boy : I'M BAKUBRO'S FAVOURITE??? bro i may actually cry. bro, you are so nice holy shit
where's my joule? : ME NEXT ME NEXT
nekoriya : based on the name and my knowledge of the quirks in class, im gonna take a wild guess and say ur kaminari!! and if u ARE then i have to say you totally have great hair, your style suits you super well, you've got a super cute smile!!
where's my joule? : i vote we kick mineta and bring midobro in
Shark Boy : PLEASE?
Thesis : As a lurker, I must say I agree.
nekoriya : WAIT ARE YOU MOMO?
Thesis : Ah, yes?
nekoriya : OMG OK. i am gonna go OFF and i am SORRY but can i just say the way you handle yourself and your quirk is aMAAZZINNGGG. you're incredibly quick witted and despite having to focus as much as you do, your strategies are so cool. you've definitely gotta improve but where you stand right now is so cool, you've got a lot of talent and i really think you can do amazingly if you get more confidence
Dre Beats : why is yaomomo crying
Dre Beats : ok nevermind it's happy crying, carry on
where's my joule? : so not only has he only been here for like, 30 minutes, he's complimented a couple of us, instantly gone off on how amazing momo is, flirted with iida and called us pretty boys. i am BEGGING aizawa to kick the goblin that is bitcheta and bring this absolute SUNSHINE in
kirby : can i ask real quick what your quirk is? you sound really inerested in hero techniques, so it's surprising you aren't in hero course!!!
Lava Girl : you don't have to answer if you don't want, izu.
nekoriya : it's fine kacchan dw, but thank you fr the concern <3 to answer, i have a cat quirk!! essentially i have heightened senses, and what could be considered night vision! along w that, i have cat ears and a tail that helps me stay balanced, and cat legs which are great for jumping! unfortunately fr me tho, i had a medical thing that i'm still recovering from & hero course was already full vov it's ok tho!! the fact i got into UA in general makes me happy so!! >:)
kirby : oh no im sorry if i brought anything bad up!! : (
nekoriya : omg don't worry you're totally ok sweetheart!! i've gotten to the point where i can walk on my own again so im happy where i am <3
ungrateful ass bitch : i heard cat. i am here. where's cat
nekoriya : it me bby (ﾉ´ з `)ノ
ungrateful ass bitch : i thought it meant a normal cat but i guess a catboy can work
nekoriya : catboy status.. love to see it. i do have toe beans tho
ungrateful ass bitch : wait. really. cause if you do, i need to meet you,
nekoriya : yeah but only on my feet! since i have cat le g s
ungrateful ass bitch : where are you.
Lava Girl : I'M GIVING YOU 10 SECONDS TO BACK THE FUCK UP
nekoriya : kacchan don't be FUCKING RUDE to my new bestie I WILL TELL THIS ENTIRE CHAT EVERYTHING I HAVE ON YOU ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
Lava Girl : UGH whatever find chris angel's mind freak can go fucking visit you
nekoriya : thank you kacchan (･ω<)☆ im in support room tho @ungrateful ass bitch !!
nekoriya : also...
nekoriya has changed ungrateful ass bitch's nickname to 'purble drank'!
purble drank : this is so cursed, thank you. i'll cherish it.
Keemstar : It is getting late, everyone should be getting to bed! Shinsou, you should rearrange your plans for tomorrow instead!
nekoriya : welcome back pretty boy ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ but u should know that us support students never sleep
Keemstar : I thank you for the compliment, but you should sleep! Sleep will help you succeed!
pikki : don't let his calm messages fool you, he is flustered beyond belief, kero
nekoriya : cute ヾ(=`ω´=)ノ” well i will make the toe bean session quick then, sorry purble pretty boy
purble drank : you call me pretty and i get to touch cat beans? marry me.
nekoriya : ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧ kayyyy <3
Lava Girl : quit flirting with my fucking classmates, izu.
nekoriya : maybe when you actually talk to ur crush i will, kacchan <3
Lava Girl : this is my villain origin story. you flirting with my class.
nekoriya : i saw you type friends and backspace softsuki dont think i didnt!!!!!
Lava Girl : i'm forcing you to sleep by beating your ass. goodnight everyone.
nekoriya : jokes on u, purble pretty boy already got his session in, so im not in support ｡ﾟ( ﾟ^∀^ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ill be hiding now, gn!!