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    Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.

    “If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”

    “A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”

    Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.

    “Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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    or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    "Primus. You thought—? You. You actually thought I was dating Nautica and Nightbeat.” Brainstorm sounds incredulous, but there’s a falter of recognition in his voice as well. “This is my fault. I— I’m not dating them. I’m not dating anyone. I'm single. Can we— Can we talk about this?"

    In which Brainstorm and Perceptor finally figure things out.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    With a body desperately fighting against injuries so severe even a hospital would have had a hard time treating him, A lone firefighter stumbles away from the carnage to a pale house at the end of a path. We are all desperate for just a little more time. We are all desperate for just one more day. One more sensation. One more. One more. One more.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    An unfortunate riptide lands Bumblebee and Blitzwing in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but each other and a ton of incredibly inconvenient damages. And these two don't have much interest in helping each other.

    Not yet, at least.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    After decavorns under the ice, Skyfire wakes up to a very different universe and struggles to survive in a war he doesn't understand. Alone. Meanwhile, in the Autobot ship, a certain Seeker is recovering from his own stasis...

    (An AU in which both Explorers crash in the storm and are discovered by different factions. Based on a prompt by officialbumblebee)

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    05 Oct 2025