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1. Wild and Wooded by Lisamc21

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Nov 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Stevie Budd
   • Fluff
   • First Kiss
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Forced Proximity
   • Camping
   • smores
   • Fluff and Smut
   • David has a better birthday this year
   • First Time
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Patrick is the most thoughtful person
   • Lots of wine
   • Angst Free Zone
   • Gratuitous use of Fbombs
   • Skinny Dipping
   • communication porn

   Summary

   David escapes to the Schitt family cabin for the weekend to spend his birthday popping a pill and crying himself to sleep after a Sandra and Julia marathon. He expects wine, crying, and getting mad at his family for inevitably forgetting his birthday. What he doesn't expect is meeting a disarmingly charming man camping up the road. Maybe it won't be such a bad birthday after all. There is some canon dialogue and some canon adjacent'ish things.

   This fic is complete and is rated E for Eventual Explicit Exploits in later chapters. I hope you enjoyed that alliteration as much as I did. I'll be posting a chapter a day until it's done.

   This fic was inspired by a photo of Noah Reid released a week or two ago from a film set. .

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