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COMMAND CHAT (CTS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT)
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CT-7567//REX: hey
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CT-7567//REX: why the kark do they do this
CC-6454//PONDS: i don’t have the data uplink for pics, we’re in the kriff-end of nowhere
CC-6454//PONDS: why do they do what?
CT-7567//REX: skywalker’s been on top of the comm array for an hour
CT-7567//REX: says he’s “””””fixing””””” it
CT-7567//REX: it’s not broken and it’s ten meters straight up, wtk is he DOING
CC-2224//CODY: i’ve seen worse
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CC-6454//PONDS: not all of us get the cushy missions on core routes, USE YOUR WORDS
CC-2224//CODY: we have to be careful moving the AT-ATs because sometimes kenobi’s on the roof
CC-2224//CODY: boil snapped that pic the last time we had to stop mid-march and let him down
CC-1004//GREE: @admin we’ve got a ct leak again
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: roger
CT-7567//REX: no wait!
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CC-2224//CODY: aww
CC-5052//BLY: awwwww
CC-1004//GREE: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
CC-3636//WOLFFE: koon’s going to love this, thanks vod
CC-6454//PONDS: FOR FUCK’S SAKE
CT-7567//REX: :)
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: that looks highly unsafe. banned
ADMIN has removed REX from the chat.
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: @cody stop adding him
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: this is a cc safe space
CC-2224//CODY: oh come on
CC-2224//CODY: he’s out there alone with skywalker and tano, he needs the moral support
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: him and ten thousand other vod'e
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: babysitting jetiise does not automatically qualify a brother
CC-6454//PONDS: @admin WHAT LOOKS UNSAFE
CC-6454//PONDS: @wolffe @bly @gree @cody
CC-6454//PONDS: KARK YOU GUYS
CC-3636//WOLFFE: dad says unblock rex, he wants more soka pics
CC-3636//WOLFFE: @ponds she’s passed out in some kind of big tree with her mouth hanging open
CC-1004//GREE: dad
CC-3636//WOLFFE: cute as hell but damn, those teeth
CC-3636//WOLFFE: shut up
CC-6454//PONDS: dad
CC-5052//BLY: dad
CC-1138//BACARA: dad??
CC-3201//MONNK: daddy plo
CC-1004//GREE: plo’s hoes
CC-1138//BACARA: oh, that dad lol
CC-3636//WOLFFE: you shabuire wish you served under general koon
CC-3636//WOLFFE: but yeah he does it too
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CC-3636//WOLFFE: rex is right, what’s up with that
CC-2224//CODY: i think they just like to be tall
CC-6454//PONDS: i’m signing off
CC-6454//PONDS: not like i can participate in this conversation
CC-3636//WOLFFE: don’t pout
CC-3636//WOLFFE: it’s a pic of general koon meditating on our shuttle nose
CC-3636//WOLFFE: happens every time we’re dirtside
CC-5052//BLY: that’s how he meditates?? lame
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CC-5052//BLY: feast your eyes on THIS
CC-3636//WOLFFE: @admin please??? general koon’s giving me tooka eyes
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: i know for a fact you can’t see his eyes through that mask
CC-3636//WOLFFE: it’s all in the bony ridges around the goggles
CC-3636//WOLFFE: also @bly get that softcore shit off my HUD, what IS that
CC-5052//BLY: sunrise meditation, arch pose ❤
CC-2224//CODY: is balancing on a rock stack really necessary
CC-3636//WOLFFE: is doing it in her underwear really necessary
CC-5052//BLY: that's her uniform
CC-5052//BLY: she says it helps her feel the living force ❤❤❤
CC-6454//PONDS: i mean this sincerely from the bottom of my heart
CC-6454//PONDS: fuck
CC-6454//PONDS: you
PONDS has left the chat.
CC-1004//GREE: pondsy no :(
CC-3201//MONNK: @bly i see your cheesecake and raise you beefcake
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CC-3201//MONNK: but for prime’s sake, you creep, clear out your photo cache
CC-5052//BLY: can’t, they’re all so perfect
CC-5052//BLY: if you share them outside chat the last thing you'll see is trash compactor walls
CC-1004//GREE: who's sharing your wank bank CREEP
CC-3201//MONNK: deeply deeply embarrassed to share your dna
ADMIN has added PONDS to the chat.
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: if i have to bear witness to this idiocy on a daily basis, so do you
ADMIN has added REX to the chat.
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: you have one shot, vod
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: impress me
CT-7567//REX: HE FELL
CT-7567//REX: HE HIT COMMANDER TANO’S TREE AND THEY BOTH FELL
CT-7567//REX: I CAUGHT THE COMMANDER BUT THE GENERAL HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN AND LANDED ON HIS FACE
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CT-7567//REX: @cody @cody @cody @cody LOOK AT HIM
CC-2224//CODY: karking priceless
CC-2224//CODY: forwarding
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: … alright, you can stay
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: any other footage you might have of skywalker eating dirt will go towards insurance for the next time you piss me off
CT-7567//REX: sir yes sir
CC-5052//BLY: weird fetish but okay :\
CC-1010//FOX//ADMIN: i accept absolutely no criticism from a vod with a full hardrive of photos like THAT
CC-2224//CODY: general kenobi can swear in mando’a, rodian, naboo, AND huttese, fysa
CC-2224//CODY: also @monnk what in the six hells is general fisto riding??? some kind of furry saberjaw?
CC-3201//MONNK: i don’t know but now they’re friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯