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1. Just When I Thought I Had You Pegged by Januarium

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Alexis Rose
   • Sexting
   • Phone Sex
   • dumb jokes
   • butt stuff
   • (or the discussion thereof)
   • Early Relationship
   • Patrick is an extremely thirsty troll
   • David is just trying to keep up
   • Canon Compliant
   • because that tag deserves to be canonised
   • Patrick Brewer is a thirsty bottom

   Summary

   Not long after their night at Stevie’s, David and Patrick have a phone call; David finds it very educational.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Butts and Stüff

   Language:

   English

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   3,814

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