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Wednesday - 11:05am:
Izuku Midoriya added Ochaco Uraraka, Shoto Todoroki, plus 17 others to “Class 2-A :)”
Izuku Midoriya sent 3 photos.
Izuku Midoriya: Hey guys! Since a lot of you guys asked for my notes on today’s lesson, I decided to make a groupchat with all of us!! Enjoy and have fun studying! ;)
Denki Kaminari: Yo thanks dude!1
Eijiro Kirishima: YO BROOO THANKSSSSS. THAT”S SO MANLY OF YOU!!!!
Ochaco Uraraka: Deku-kunnnnn!!!! Thanks so much! Finally gonna pass!!
Shoto Todoroki: Thank you.
Shoto Todoroki: What class is this by the way?
Katsuki Bakugo: Are you fucking serious?
Katsuki Bakugo: Class 2-A dumbass but with your level of stupidity you should be in Class 2-B with those other losers
Katsuki Bakugo: Also why the fuck am i in this chat, I don’t need any fucking notes
Izuku Midoriya: Kaachan that’s mean, Class 2-B is filled with amazing heroes!
Izuku Midoriya: Plus I already explained why you’re in this chat and you can scroll up to read for yourself
Katsuki Bakugo: Haaaa??? wHat did you just say to me shitty nerd??
Denki Kaminari: lol rip Midoriya
Denki Kaminari: Dude it’s also about time we have a group chat with our class
Mina Ashido: ^^^
Mina Ashido: Yessssss finally
Shoto Todoroki: I meant subject. What subject is it for?
Momo Yaoyorozu: Thanks Midoriya! This will be helpful for studying in our study group session tonight for the big test tomorrow!
Tenya Iida: Midoriya! That is very kind of you! But I do suggest for the Class to take their own notes! In order for us to strive to become better students, and future Pro Heros, we must take responsibility into our own hands and not be lenient on one another in the future!
Denki Kaminari : Can anyone else feel that perfect 90 degree hand motions through their phone or is it just me?
Shoto Todoroki: Can you feel through screens?
Tsuyu Asui: Thanks Deku-kun! You’re so helpful! Kero-kero >-<
Toru Hagakure: This test is gonna be awful! I haven’t studied at all!! This study session is going to be the worst!!
Kyoka Jiro: Awesome Midoriya!! And yeah Hagakure, the stuff we’re learning in class goes over my head, why does Aizawa-sensei have to be soooo monotone??
Yuga Aoyama: Merci! *sparkle sparkle*
Mashirao Ojiro: Yeah Midoriya! Bringing one for the team! Haha Hagakure, I haven’t studied either, we should totally all study tonight?
Minoru Mineta: Hey guys
Kyoka Jiro removes Minoru Mineta out of the chat.
Hanta Sero: i was wondering how long that would take
Fumikage Tokoyami: His evil spirit sometimes scares me too
Mezo Shoji: Thanks Midoriya! And that was fast.
Koji Koda: Thanks Midoriya! :)
Rikido Sato: I could bake cake for the study session tonight!
Momo Yaoyorozu: That would be great Sato!! Sounds delicious!
Ochaco Uraraka: CAKEEEEE
Katsuki Bakugo : Can you guys shut the hell up?
Tenya Iida: I do not want to agree with Bakugo but it is almost class time and everyone should be off their cellular devices!
Tenya Iida is offline
Denki Kaminari: But Dadddd...I- I mean Class Rep
Katsuki Bakugo : Didn’t i say shut the hell up?
Katsuki Bakugo is offline
Denki Kaminari is offline
Eijiro Kirishima : Bro
Eijiro Kirishima is offline
Shoto Todoroki : Wait, but what subject is this?
Shoto Todoroki : Guys?
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Wednesday - 7:01pm
Denki Kaminari is online
Denki Kaminari: Kacchan’s being an asshole again... is your study group going any better?
Momo Yaoyorozu, Eijiro Kirishima and 2 others are online
Momo Yaoyorozu : They are, everyone’s trying to concentrate though but it’s kind of hard with Midoriya mumbling, are you guys almost done?
Denki Kaminari: We’re actually almost done, just a few more practice questions with punnett squares...but Kacchan is making it take forever with his constant yelling and all ;(
Momo Yaoyorozu: We have some cake leftover, it’s still here in the common area if you guys want some!
Eijiro Kirishima: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING MOMO!
Katsuki Bakugo : What the fuck are you guys doing on your phone?
Katsuki Bakugo: I’m here trying to fucking teach you how to pass the class with flying grades and what the hell are you guys doing? Wanting some fucking cake?
Eijiro Kirishima: bro…:( we should all go!!
Hanta Sero: yEAH!! Come on Bakubro!!
Katsuki Bakugo: You shitheads are literally right in-fucking-front of me, why don’t you dumbasses just ask me?
Hanta Sero: he’s getting mad...we’re going to be a little late, anybody wanna get Aizawa?
Hanta Sero: Iida? Iida?? Do you guys not hear the yelling coming from an angry pomeranian?
Momo Yaoyorozu: We do...I suggested they leave their phones in their rooms before coming to study so they aren’t responding, please calm Bakugo down, we do not want the bathtub ending up in the common area again…
5 minutes later
Eijiro Kirishima: we’re coming, but denki’s fried, sero’s tape is all over the walls, mina’s acid is burning the floor and the bathtub is about to fall again so….heads?
Denki Kaminari: YEET
8:04pm
Mina Ashido: Cake was delish Sato! Study session went great, kinda wanted to join you guys in the common area but whateves,,,still superrrr scared about tomorrow’s test guys!!
Kyoka Jiro: Sameeee
Denki Kaminari: ^^^
Denki Kaminari changed his name to Pikaboii
Pikaboii : Finally i feel represented
Pikaboii changed Eijiro Kirishima to Manlyboii
Manlyboii: Brooo, loving the names!!
Manlyboii: Keep the names comin!
Pikaboii changed Kacchan to boomboomboii
Pikaboii changed Mina Ashido to Alienboii
Alienboii: YOOO!! Denki that’s awesome!! Love the name!! Totally rocks what I’m going for boiii!!
Alienboii: Oh my goddddd thats perfeccttt for our favourite king explosion murder
Pikaboii changed Hanta Sero to FlexTapeboii
FlexTapeboii: Denki what?? Is Flex Tape like your favourite tape brand or something?
Pikaboii: Is Scotch Tape yours?
Pikaboii changed Kyoka Jiro to EarJackboii
EarJackboii: Very ORIGINAL Kaminari...dumbass
Pikaboii: soooo i got everyone in the Bakusquad, unapproved by Bakugo himself
Pikaboii: i’ve just got word that the dekusquad wants me to change their names too,,, soo since they asked so nicely...
Pikaboii changed Izuku Midoriya to Broccoliboi
Pikaboii: Sorry your name’s are only gonna have one i, two i’s are reserved for the bakusquad (still waiting for boomboomboii’s approval,,,,,it’s been a year and a half)
Broccoliboi: It’s okay Kaminari-kunn!! Don’t worry about it XD
Broccoliboi: Also,, I have a squad??
Manlyboii: yea lol
Alienboii: duhhhh where ya beeeennn
Broccoliboi: umm okay??
Pikaboii changed Todoroki Shoto to IcyThotboi
Pikaboii: it was a request from Mina and i liked it
IcyThotboi: What is a thot? What about my hot side? I am hot too.
Pikaboii changed Ochaco Uraraka to GravityFallsboi
GravityFallsboi: I LOVE IT!! Favourite character: Mabel all the wayyy
Alienboii: DUDE YES! SHE’S LITERALSY JUST SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS!!!
Yuma Aoyama: WHat about sparkles? *Sparkles in confusion*
IcyThotboi: There are different ways you can sparkle?
IcyThotboi: You can sparkle?
Pikaboii changed Tenya Iida to zoomzoomboi
zoomzoomboi: I do not condone this inappropriate behaviour of the use of my quirk. My quirk is used in many beneficial ways and my reciprocal burst allows for me to travel faster speeds that can save the lives of many individuals on the field. I would have rather used the words “brisk”, “accelerated”, “turbo” or even “fast-moving”. Kaminari, I do think you need to enrich your vocabulary for further names associated with our fellow classmates.
GravityFallsboi: shhhhhhh you like ittttt
FlexTapeboii: so in other words, you can go zoooooooooooom
Alienboii: Dude I could not understand even half of that
Manlyboii: WHAT UP IM JARED
Alienboii: 19
Pikaboii: NEVER FVCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
EarJackboii: lol or SPELL apparently
Pikaboii: o u c h
IcyThotboi: Who is Jared?
Alienboii: Oh my goddddd
IcyThotboi: He is your God?
Pikaboii: Yo Todoroki after the test tmr we’re gonna have lunch together and i’m gonna edumucaate you on the wonderful world of memes and vines
IcyThotboii: I do not understand.
Alienboii: You will soon honey
IcyThotboi: My name is Todoroki Shoto.
Pikaboii changed Tsuyu Asui to Sue-U-boi
Sue-U-boi: Kero-kero ^_^
GravityFallsboi: Kaminari, I feel like you tried way too hard on that one
Pikaboii: i literally am running out of ideas guyyysss, taking suggestions!!
Pikaboii changed Yuga Aoyama to SparkleSparkle
SparkleSparkle: *sparkles in happiness*
IcyThotboi : How do you sparkle?
Pikaboii changed Mashirao Ojiro to StrongTailManThatIsSoFluffyIWannaDieHuggingIt
StrongTailManThatIsSoFluffyIWannaDieHuggingIt: Haha Kamanari, you can hug it anytime you’d like, just please don’t die hugging it :)
EarJackboii: bro OJIRO HA! Yo KAMI! He does not want to deal with your dead body on his tail! HAHA!!
Pikaboii: ... why you gotta be so ruddeee??
Manlyboii: ... dont you know im human tooooooo
Pikaboii: thanks bro, i know you always got my back
Pikaboii changed Koji Koda to AnimalTalker
Pikaboii changed Rikido Sato to IStillWantMoreCakeSato
Alienboii: a lil demanding no?
Pikaboii: i only got a lil bit before Kacchan stole us back...all he did was sit there and scowl ← sad boi hours
Alienboii: I meannnn he wassss full-on staring at where the dekusquad was sittin with the angriest scowl i’ve ever seen!
Pikaboii: He probably wanted our study group to be ahead of theirs tbh
FlexTapeboii: Typical bakugo
Alienboii: Awwww, how cute is our lil boomboomboi?
Alienboii: He cares so much about our academics!! WE WUV YOU MWAH
Manlyboii: So MANLY of our Bakubro!!
Pikaboii changed Mezo Shoji to ArmsandLegsForDayzz
ArmsandLegsForDayzz: Kaminari, you do know that I typically use my extra limbs for additional support for my five senses right? Like to see far, or to hear better, possibly even smell, if I really wanted.
Pikaboii: but...but… :(
Pikaboii changed ArmsandLegsForDayzz to ArmsandLegsNOTForDayzz
ArmsandLegsNOTForDayzz: I actually don’t think I’ve ever tried changing one of my extra arms into a leg.
Manlyboii: THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! YOU COULD BE LIKE IIDA!
EarJackboii: wouldn’t he just turn into a ball of legs and be more like an octopus
Pikaboii changed ArmsandLegsNOTForDayzz to OctoDad
OctoDad: This seems more adequate for my quirk. Thanks!
Pikaboii changed Fumikage Tokoyami to SpoopyShadow
SpoopyShadow: ...why are you like this
EarJackboii: we’ve all been wondering the same thing from day 1 Tokoyami
IcyThotboi : Wondering what? Is Kaminari not a human? Is he composed of another material? Was he also born as an experiment?
Pikaboii: ...u okay??
IcyThotboi: No.
Pikaboii changed Toru Hagakure to CasperTheFriendlyGhost
CasperTheFriendlyGhost: that’s pretty clever Kaminari-kun! You’re actually pretty good at the naming!
EarJackboii: Have you seen mine? Super clever Kaminari, i can see your creativity shine through the screen.
IcyThotboi: My screen is very shiny, I had just cleaned it after Bakugo decided to unnecessarily add my phone to the ingredients of my soba.
Pikaboii changed Momo Yaoyorozu to 3DPrinter
3DPrinter: Lol, Kaminari-kun! You should try some of the practice problems Aizawa-sensei gave us before going to bed! You know, they say if you do something right before you go to bed, you’ll remember it for sure in the morning!!
FlexTapeBoi: He really needs all the help he can get...you know who he needs?
Manlyboii: JESUS
Pikaboii: thanks momo!! If only bakubro was more calm and collected like you, we wouldve gotten somewhere without any scorch marks on the walls
boomboomboii : What. The. Absolute. FUCK?!
boomboomboii: CAN YOU GUYS EVER SHUT THE HELL UP?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK?
Pikaboii: ummmmmm
Manlyboii: here we go
boomboomboii: wHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “HERE WE GO” SHITTY HAIR?!?!
Manlyboii: as part of the bakusuqad, i will exempt myself from the texts that are about to come.
boomboomboii: “EXEMPT”???!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT DOOR HAVE YOU FUCKING FORGOTTEN?!
Manlyboi is offline
Pikaboii: as part of the Bakusquad, i shall also be taking my leave
boomboomboii : YOU’RE THE SHITHEAD WHO STARTED IT ALL WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING NOW?!
FlexTapeboii: duuudeee Bakugo!! Where ya been?? How do you like your new name?
boomboomboii : I WILL FUCKING “BOOMBOOM” YOUR SHITTY SOY SAUCE FACE OFF
FlexTapeboii is offline
boomboomboii: NO PLEASE STAY!! KEEP TEXTING! I FUCKING DARE ANY OF YOU AND I WILL PERSONALY ADD ALL YOUR PHONES TO HALFNHALF’S BURNT SOBA
Broccoliboi: Are you mad cause it’s past your bedtime Kacchan?
boomboomboii : I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
Broccoliboi: That’s nice Kacchan, but you do know you can put the chat on silent right?
boomboomboii : I fucking hate you nerd
Broccoliboi : I know Kacchan
boomboomboii: You’re the reason God created the middle finger
Broccoliboi : I know Kacchan
Broccoliboi : Goodnight!! Sleep well!! XD
boomboomboii is offline
Alienboii: Midoriya, teach us your ways pleaseeeeee
Broccoliboi : The art of calming an angered Kacchan is something not all people can possess
Alienboii : isnt it werid how he sleeps at like 8:30 every night and calls you the nerd??
Broccoliboi: I wouldn’t say he’s the brightest
Broccoliboi: Definitely not the brightest in the class
Alienboii: He’s probably gonna “wipe your shitty face” tomorrow, you know that right?
Broccoliboi: Eh, I’ll deal with him when he comes
GravityFallsboi: I can not wait for the fireworks that’ll be presented by yours truly, Katsuki Bakugo
IcyThotboi: What occasion is it for Bakugo to be setting off fireworks?
IcyThotboi: Has he got permission?
IcyThotboi: Is nobody going to stop him?
Alienboii is offline
GravityFallsboi is offline
Broccoliboi is offline
IcyThotboi: I have actually never seen a firework in my life. I really do want to see one. I hope Bakugo will present them soon.
boomboomboii : I’ll be honoured to present one right in front of your fucking two-face, maybe the fire will make one of your two-faces fucking pretty. Oh, and I’ll be damned if i didn’t pReSEnT more than one fucking firework for your special occasion.
IcyThotboi: My birthday is January 11th Bakugo. You missed it by six months if you are going to celebrate it now. Midoriya was right, you really are not the brightest amongst the class.
boomboomboii is typing…
Broccoliboi: Please go to sleep Kacchan, remember the big test tomorrow?? Ace that and prove him wrong! :))
boomboomboii is offline
IcyThotboi: What is Bakugo celebrating then, if not my late-birthday?
Broccoliboi is offline
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Thursday - 10:45 am (In-Class)
Pikaboii, Manlyboii, Broccoliboi and 13 others are online.
Pikaboii: yo what the shit
Alienboii: yea holy crap how did we all come on at the same time??
FlexTapeboii: literally the second after aizawa-sensei got in his sleeping bag, oh my god thats actually hilarious
Pikaboii: I’m telling you guys, we all share one brain cell
EarJackboii is online
EarJackboii: like you would know what it’s like to have at least one brain cell dumbass
Pikaboii: why must u only come on just to bully me :(
Manlyboii: okay bro what did you get for question 15?
zoomzoomboi is online
Pikaboii: Holy shit
Manlyboii: Aww man
Sue-U-boi: lol that was fast, kero kero
FlexTapeboii: heh ‘zooooooooooommm’
zoomzoomboi: It is not right to trade answers during a test! That is considered cheating! As good students of UA High and as future pro-heroes, we must refrain from cheating and stealing work as it reduces your value as a good, hardworking student! Cheating is completely unfair to honest students and prevents one from actually learning the material!
Manlyboii: But we’re all done the test??
Alienboii: Good lord i think my phone just exploded
IcyThotboi: Oh no. Your phone exploded? Did you perhaps give it to Bakugo?
boomboomboii is online
boomboomboii: Haaah?? You wanna say that to my face half and half??
IcyThotboi: No thank you, Bakugo. I am perfectly fine with just texting for now.
Broccoliboi: oof friend-zoned
Pikaboii: OH MY- MIDORIYA 🤣🤣
GravityFallsboi: Uh oh baku-kun looks maddd
GravityFallsboi: and let the fireworks begin!
IcyThotboi: Fireworks?
IcyThotboi: Wait, Tokoyami, could you shift to the side just a bit? I have been waiting for this since last night.
SpoopyShadow: Of course, Todoroki.
3DPrinter: Oh god
IcyThotboi: Jared?
IcyThotboi: Is he here to watch the fireworks as well?
CasperTheFriendlyGhost: Oh my gosdf you guys I am actually dyinggggg
boomboomboii: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Manlyboii: Yo we’re literally all texting rn liek no ones talking
EarJackboii: Oh wow guys look at Mineta’s fucking face i cant
Alienboii: oh shit he looks so confusedddd
Broccoliboi: um guys? I kinda feel bad.. Can we add him back to the chat?
Pikaboii: Who? Mineta?
EarJackboii: Yea no duh dipshit,, who else??
Pikaboii: hey that’s meannnn :(
boomboomboii: who the fuck is mineta
Broccoliboi: Kacchan are you serious?
IcyThotboi: If we are adding Mineta back into the chat, may we also add Jared please?
Pikaboii: *sighs*
SparkleSparkle: *sighs in french*
Manlyboii: Yo bakubro Mineta literally sits behind Midoriya
boomboomboii: Haaah???
GravityFallsboi: This chat’s a mess
Sue-U-boi: Agreed, kero-kero
Alienboii: 3 minutes to lunch guys, hang in there
FlexTapeboii: Gaahhhhhhhh im so hungryyyyyy
Manlyboii: Yo sameeee
Pikaboii: okay dudes i agree with Midoriya, let’s give the guy another chance
EarJackboii: ughhhhhhh fineee
3DPrinter: The moment he says anything perverted though, he’s out of the chat
EarJackboii: Agreed, no questions asked
Pikaboii: Yep dw I texted him the ‘Terms and Conditions’
FlexTapeboii: dude no one fucking reads the terms and conditions
Pikaboii: lol trueeeeee
GravityFallsboi: Actually Iida-kun does
Alienboii: Of course he does
FlexTapeboii: was lowkey expecting Iida to come back online to tell us why we should read the terms and conditions
Alienboii: sameeee
Manlyboii: Yooo good for you, iida bro. Thats’ actually really manly
Pikaboii: That’s such a dad thing to do lol
FlexTapeboii: Iida is Class-2A’s dad confirmed
Pikaboii: dude it’s been confirmed like a year ago
Pikaboii: where ya beeeeeeen
Pikaboii: also ima add mineta in now
Manlyboii: lol
FlexTapeboii: oof
Alienboii: brace yourselves
Pikaboii added Mineta Minouro to “Class 2-A :)”
Pikaboii changed Mineta Minouro to Grapeboi
EarJackboii changed Grapeboi to Grapebitch
Pikaboii: oof
Grapebitch: I don’t really mind it
Grapebitch: Hey guys
Alienboii: oop the lunch bell rang!!!
Alienboii is offline
GravityFallsboi: FINALLYY
GravityFallsboi and 18 others are offline
Grapebitch: …
Grapebitch is offline