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1. "blueberry milk" would be a terrible title by Elendraug for oncewewerezombies

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Feb 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Dave Strider/Equius Zahhak
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Equius Zahhak
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Dave Strider
   • Dave Strider/Equius Zahhak
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Dave Strider
   • Equius Zahhak
   • Threesome - M/M/M
   • Polyamory
   • Robot Sex
   • Dialoglogs (Homestuck)
   • Horse Jokes
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Gags
   • Sexting
   • sexting with Dirk specifically
   • Xeno
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Overstimulation
   • Cameras

   Summary

   DAVE: you ready to get served my dude
   EQUIUS: Yes
   DAVE: i cant hear you i said are you ready to get served like a dude on butler island
   EQUIUS: Yes
   DAVE: speak up man are you ready to get SERVED like a chili dog delivered at a sonic by the hedgehog himself
   DAVE: im talking motherfucking soap shoes
   DAVE: are you READY
   EQUIUS: Yes, as we've established
   HAL: I think he's ready.

   Series

   • Part 2 of a gift horse in the mouth

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