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1. No Goats Were Harmed in the Making of this Unholy Sacrifice by ShiroiKabocha

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jul 2020

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Humor
   • Goats
   • Glitter
   • Hijinks
   • Too Many OCs
   • Sharing a Room
   • First Time
   • Wings
   • Flagrant Abuse of Mathematics

   Summary

   Sometimes a family is a man-shaped bundle of #BadDecisions, the owner of the very last Blockbuster on Earth, their adopted(?) libertarian mall ninja son(??), a longsuffering EMT, a Southern belle, a chainsmoking goth, a Catholic nightclub bouncer, an omnidirectionally-flirtatious lounge singer, the vengeful ghost that haunts his cursed harmonica, and an angel and a demon watching from the bushes trying to figure out just what the hell is going on.

   Or: Aziraphale and Crowley spy on some fake Satanists and answer their ironic prayers.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   25,326

   Chapters:

   2/2

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