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Bly-nd Sided: hey we're all going to be on coruscant next week right?
Codyyyyyy: yeah
woof woof mfer: ye
get rext: why do you ask? You got something in mind?
Bly-nd Sided: maybe.....
woof woof mfer: owo?
Bly-nd Sided: wait, Ponds and Fox need to be here for this
Codyyyyyy: @Fish @foxy commander
woof woof mfer: FISH
Bly-nd Sided: HAKFHSKFDJSLDFJSK FISH
Codyyyyyy: FISH
Codyyyyyy: whoever changed ponds' name to that is my new favorite person
get rekt: :))))
Codyyyyyy: Rex you're an Absolute Genius
get rekt: thank you I try
Codyyyyyy: wolffe you're my second favorite now
woof woof mfer: :(
Bly-nd Sided: sorry not sorry to interrupt whatever this is, but ponds and fox still haven't answered
get rext: hm
get rext: give me a second
woof woof mfer: ????
Codyyyyyy: shhhh just wait
get rext: @foxy commander answer us we know you're not doing anything important. Thorne said you're just crying in your office again
foxy commander: traitor
foxy commander: and how dare you insinuate my feelings aren't important
Codyyyyyy: they're not. furries have no rights
[foxy commander has changed their name to Still Not A Furry]
Still Not A Furry: let me cry in PEACE
woof woof mfer: no
[woof woof mfer has changed Still Not A Furry 's name to Sad™]
Sad™: rude
Bly-nd Sided: where's ponds?
Sad™: he's busy with windu, he can read it later
Codyyyyyy: now spill, what's this plan of yours?
Bly-nd Sided: well recently the 327th was visited by a certain small green member of the jedi council
woof woof mfer: ouch
Codyyyyyy: yodas making the rounds again?
Bly-nd Sided: yep. And he decided to start with the 327th and give my general a lovely little lecture about attachments
woof woof mfer: double ouch
get rext: she didn't break up with you did she????
Bly-nd Sided: hell no
Bly-nd Sided: she made out with me as soon as he left
[Codyyyyyy has changed Bly-nd Sided 's name to arrested for het crimes]
arrested for het crimes: I deserved that
arrested for het crimes: but anyway, he annoyed the shit out of me and my general, so now I'm going to annoy the shit out of him
Sad™: hell yeah stick to the little green troll
woof woof mfer: just how exactly do you plan on doing that though??
arrested for het crimes: I'm going to sneak into his room at the temple and move all his furniture
Codyyyyyy: this is the stupidest plan you've ever come up with. I'm in
woof woof mfer: uwu
get rext: wait who's yoda visiting next?
Sad™: i think i saw the 501st somewhere high up on the list
Sad™: (i'm totally in by the way)
get rext: FCUK
get rext: i don't get paid enough to deal with Skywalker after that
Codyyyyyy: you don't get paid at all
get rext: that's besides the point
get rext: alright I'm in
arrested for het crimes: so we're all doing this then?
woof woof mfer: ponds still hasn't answered
woof woof mfer: @Fish
arrested for het crimes: @Fish PONDS ANSWER
Codyyyyyy: @Fish
get rext: @Fish
Sad™: @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish
arrested for het crimes: @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish @Fish
Fish: I literally do not have time to read all that but you know what, fine, I'm in
Fish: also whoever changed my name to fish, I'm coming for you
woof woof mfer: RUN REX RUN
get rext: FUCK
get rext sent a pic: jedi_temple_schematics.png
get rext: so uh
get rext: that room we were in? It wasn't yoda's
get rext: it was windu's
arrested for het crimes: WHAT
Fish: huh. I thought it looked familiar
Codyyyyyy: and you didn't think to mention that???
arrested for het crimes: FOX YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO READ OVER THE SCHEMATICS BEFOREHAND
Sad™: listen, how was I supposed to know that "grandmaster of the order" and "head of the order" were two different things????
woof woof mfer: YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING??????
Codyyyyyy: idiots. I'm surrounded by idiots.
[Fish has changed their name to Idiot #1]
[get rext has changed their name to Idiot #2]
[Sad™ has changed their name to Idiot #3]
[woof woof mfer has changed their name to Idiot #4]
[arrested for het crimes has changed their name to Idiot #5]
Codyyyyyy: i hate all of you