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Groupchats And Twiter And Gayness Oh My!

Summary:

The avengers are just being gay and having fun. But this time it’s on Twitter for the whole world to see!

 

(i wrote this for you people but tbh i just wanted to see avengers and co happy and gay)

Notes:

i don’t know who needs to hear this but get out of the bathroom. youve been in there to long. your legs went numb a while ago.

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Chapter 1: questions

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Anna oop @annasworld
we all act like the avengers are these mature people who are healthy and stuff but i'm pretty sure i just saw hawkeye jump into a dumpster and he hasn't got out yet

i can't hear you @hawkeye
and what abt it?

Anna oop @annasworld
I Am Suddenly Done Talking Forever
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a really good @book
real talk tho,, have the avengers actually stated they're straight or is it just assumed?

what do you have @depression
tbh i cant remember any of them ever saying anything abt wht they identify as

a really good @book
well if people are gonna assume they're straight i'm gonna assume they're not

what do you have @depression
if you dont have representation make it ig?
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hurricane @tortilla
ok but why do so many superheroes have man/woman on the end of their mantles??

bi bae @bibaeby
tht seems like something i would do to avoid being misgendered tbh

hurricane @tortilla
ok calling it now,, any superhero who's name ends in man/woman is trans

vaccines are bad @karen
You guys are just nasty. None of these people have said anything about being like that. They're normal.

bi bae @bibaeby
just say you're transphobic and leave pls
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oink oink 🐷 @shane
ok if even One avenger turns out to be lgbt+ do you know how happy i'd be???

oink oink 🐷 @shane
like none of them are problematic (some of them used to be kinda ehh but they're cool now) and i'd feel sooo much safer if i knew they were like me

what do you have @depression
honestly same?? even if they're all cishet having something to relate to makes me feel so much better abt having to rely on them to keep me safe
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Notes:

if you have wattpad you can find me on there @FredWGirlfriend or on tumblr @tedgens (yes horrendous names but i’m to lazy to change them)