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Chapter 8: arguments arise pt. 2

Summary:

happy pride month babies! i just wanna say youre all valid! whether youre celebrating this year from inside the closet or out. you'll be ready eventually so dont worry abt not having things figured out yet or not being loud and proud. as long as you love yourself thats enough.

Notes:

two chapters in one month who is she,, fhsksjk i didnt say it in the last one but can we pls take a moment to think abt how serious this chapter name is then you start reading it and its like "...oh" loll

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Group name: Ultimate Six

 

legolas: ok new question,,,,

legolas: is a hotdog a sandwich

 

babey: i hate that when you open your mouth the things that come out Make Sense. 

 

cap: no tf they don't

 

legolas: ok calm down before you throw out a hip old man

 

cap: i will eat your left shoe

 

babey: WHAT?!?!

 

cap: yours too

cap: so best check yourself before you wreck yourself

 

bruceybear: okaaaay...

bruceybear: im gonna have to say no on this one cliint

 

natashalie: i told you so

natashalie: pay up

 

legolas: no! thats only two people! i want a team vote >:(

 

natashalie: ok

natashalie @ everyone

natashalie: vote

natashalie: yes or no

natashalie: is a hotdog a sandwhich

 

bruceybear: no

 

cap: no

 

legolas: coughassholescough

 

cap: alright watch your shoes

 

legolas: DJDKDSSDJSL

 

babey: hmmmmm im gonna have to say no

 

legolas: tony!

 

babey: sorry clint,, only has one piece of bread,, not a sandwich

 

natashalie: give me my 20 clint i wanna buy ice cream

 

 babey: we have ice cream??

 

natashalie: yeah ik but i want some from margos cart

 

babey: oooh! bring some back?? 

 

natashalie: ofc ofc

 

legolas: this isnt fair! thor isnt here! 

legolas: they would take my side :(

 

natashalie: maybe so but thats still 2 to 4

natashalie: so pay up

nastashalie: dont make me come find you.

 

legolas: okay okay >:(

 

natashalie: wanna come to margos with me

 

legolas: ...yes

 

natashalie: ok come on im leaving in five

 

legolas: ok >:)

 

cap: sigh

cap: children,, all of you

 

babey: shut up you love me >:(

 

cap:...maybe so

 

legolas: ick

 

cap: ok! thats it!

cap: i hope you said goodbye to your shoes when you left bc by the time you get back theyre gonna be digesting

 

legolas: YOU WOULDNT

 

cap: TRY ME BITCH

 

bruceybear: "children" he calls us,,, k then shoe eater

 

cap: r00d

Notes:

is this crack? maybe so. but its been sitting in the drafts long enough and im tired of looking at it,, plus im finishing this up at around 6 am chdjdjdjd anyways love yourselves, be safe, and be kind <3 mwah!

Notes:

*update*
hi everyone !! unfortunately this isnt going to be updated ... probably ever again tbh. i was already falling out of the fandom on the last couple updates and i have been out if it for a good couple years atp. this was really fun while it lasted and if youre reading this as someone here from the beginning or someone just finding it i hope you enjoyed ! love you all have a great day <3