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    Steve could barely take care of himself, having only just started caring for The Party and even then it wasn't a full time job (although it felt like it) so he wasn't exactly ready for a pair of 6 year olds to be making breakfast in his kitchen at 5 the fuck am. And on a Monday no less!

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    Steve's parents give him a birthday present, it came in a pair, but he won't be able to throw this one into the forest or wrap it up to give to someone else.

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