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1. Five Times Crowley Fails To Demonically Seduce Anyone, And One Time He Doesn't Need To by shinyopals

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jul 2019

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale/King James VI of Scotland
   • sort of Crowley/OC
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Virgin Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Experienced Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Bad History
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens)

   Summary

   'I need you to tell me how to find a human willing to have sex with me, and then how to persuade them to actually do it in the least unpleasant way possible for everyone involved. If I don’t manage at least one seduction, I’m going to get recalled back Down There.’

   Aziraphale stared at Crowley for a moment. ‘I think…’ he said delicately, ‘that we should have that drink.’

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