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my best friends are better than YOURS [DISCONTINUED]

Summary:

ninolahiffe: this is absolutely hilarious

marinettadc: we don’t mean to leave you out adrien but-

alyaofladyblog: uh huh

aagreste✓: im absolutely heartbroken! i thought we were supposed to be best friends! woe is me!

aagreste✓: im going to lock myself in my room now and cry!

alyaofladyblog: you are such a dork

aagreste✓: you guys love me t hough

marinettadc: yeah

marinettadc: we do

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: adrien cannot keep a secret

Summary:

the beginning. nino gets an idea. fluffy friendship ensues.

Notes:

So, this is me getting back into writing. And it's literally a chatfic. At this point, anything written is progress I guess, but I hope you enjoy! This will probably venture into crack but I don't know anymore haha. Also! This is my first fic on AO3! so i'm still getting the hang of the posting mechanisms and stuff haha

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[ninolahiffe created Best Friends! ™]

[ninolahiffe added alyaofladyblog, marinettadc, and aagreste✓]

 

October 21st

ninolahiffe: hey guys! i thought we were supposed to be best friends! what the heck!

alyaofladyblog: what are you talking about-

ninolahiffe: we don't even have a group chat! what kind of friends are we? :’(

alyaofladyblog: oh nino honey, i text you all day

ninolahiffe: babe! it’s not the same without the two idiots!

marinettadc: hey!

aagreste✓: i agree with the lady

ninolahiffe: oh

ninolahiffe: i forgot they were here lmao

aagreste✓: this is adorable! im totally in as long as you guys don’t swear too much so my father doesn’t kill me haha

marinettadc: haha yeahhhhh

ninolahiffe: wow! is that the famous,,,,,,, adrien agreste????? blessing us with his prescence??? flexing on us with that verififed checkmark ?

aagreste✓: im honored to be here, thank you, thank you

marinettadc: we’re glad to have you :)

alyaofladyblog: mhmmmmm

ninolahiffe: im really surprised ur old man even let you get the app dude! did your fans go insane?

aagreste✓: i mean im guessing? i feel weird talking about fans like im some higher authority or something

alyaofladyblog: there’s no shame in ur fans agreste

alyaofladyblog: im sure some of them are closer than you think

ninolahiffe: MOVING ON-

aagreste✓: wait what

ninolahiffe: alya how was class today

aagreste✓: ninoooooooo

ninolahiffe: mine was pretty good, dull

ninolahiffe: there’s absolutely no reason to dwell on what alya says

ninolahiffe: none at all

marinettadc: sorry guys, my parents called me to clean up down in the bakery

marinettadc: did i miss anything

alyaofladyblog: nothing important ;)

marinettadc: you realize i can just scroll up rgith

alyaofladyblog: nothing impORTANT

ninolahiffe: ^^

aagreste✓: i am so confused

marinettadc: you and me both sunshine

marinettadc: WAIT

marinettadc: shoot

alyaofladyblog: LMAO girl

ninolahiffe: ...

aagreste✓: still lost :(

ninolahiffe: oh dude, theres too much you don’t know

ninolahiffe: this is absolutely hilarious

marinettadc: we don’t mean to leave you out adrien but-

alyaofladyblog: uh huh

aagreste✓: im absolutely heartbroken! i thought we were supposed to be best friends! woe is me!

aagreste✓: im going to lock myself in my room now and cry!

alyaofladyblog: you are such a dork

aagreste✓: you guys love me t hough

marinettadc: yeah

marinettadc: we do

alyaofladyblog: uh HUH

ninolahiffe: alya why am i better at secrets than you

alyaofladyblog: what can i say baby, im a reporter

alyaofladyblog: journalism runs through my blood

alyaofladyblog: i run on the scoop

marinettadc: and you need to share it everywhere you go?

aagreste✓: i get it alya! nobody tells me anything so when they do i need to tell other people! well not all secrets im not that bad but-

aagreste✓: there’s secrets i can keep i swear

ninolahiffe: dude no, you are horrible at secrets. when you found out i had a crush on marinette you

ninolahiffe: WAIT THAT SENT EARLY WAIT WAIT

marinettadc: ...nino?

alyaofladyblog: WHAT

aagreste✓: i don't know whether to laugh at you or not dude skskskskf

ninolahiffe: pleas e let me explain myself before you kill me

ninolahiffe: also im going to kill you ill tell them about a certain black haired-

aagreste✓: OKAY WAIT IM SORRY

alyaofladyblog: NINO LAHIFFE

alyaofladyblog: explain

ninolahiffe: it was before we were together yknow, before i got to know alya very well. i’d known mari for years so i was surprised as well but i just didn’t do anything about it. mari‘s just so likeable and 14 year old me was dumb and didn’t see the beautiful red haired girl in front of me until like a month later forgive me alya for not telling you and i dsfalkdhgklaf

marinettadc: that’s really sweet im kind of flattered

alyaofladyblog: it’s fine babe i just wanted to hear you say it adrien had already told me

alyaofladyblog: also mari that’s MY boyfriend back off ;)

ninolahiffe: EXCUSE ME

ninolahiffe: ADRIEN DID WHAT NOW

aagreste✓: is this the part where i log off?

ninolahiffe: IM GOING TO KILL YOU AGRESTE

read by aagreste✓ 9:36 PM

Notes:

Chapter 1 of this crack! Let me know if you like my Nino like I do, he is the absolute cutest. I'm writing this instead of studying for finals lol.