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All Your Steps Revealed by teamouse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
07 Nov 2023
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“What the hell do you want from me?”, asks Shen Qingqiu, not unreasonably.
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“All the fucking what now?!”ALTERNATIVELY: Luo Binghe and (the man who has definitely always been) Shen Qingqiu’s marital bliss is interrupted by an evil system with plans to expose Shen Qingqiu’s past.
OR JUST: The one where they watch the show and Revelations are had.
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if all you told was turned to gold by ricken
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 May 2020
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Listen, Shen Yuan was a normal merperson like all of the others. So what if he never met any others with his specific characteristics, or if he had a strange ever-present curiosity about the world of humans? He was normal, totally normal, even if the sea doesn't feel like home, and his heart yearns for a past he doesn't remember.
Just who is Luo Binghe anyway?
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07 Feb 2026
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[Podfic] Cold read of "Young Master" by Prim_the_Amazing by kitsuneden (kitsunealyc)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2026
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“A shaky old woman and her bastard son - you embarrass our household just by appearing on our property. Get out of my sight!” With that said, his eldest brother kicks the kneeling old woman, stomping down on her back so she cries out.
“A-niang!” the boy cries, face twisting with panic and anger. “Stop hurting my mother!”
Whether the boy would have the nerve to fight back or the wisdom to restrain himself, Shen Yuan doesn’t know, because he’s reached them all before that happens. Out of breath - he can’t remember the last time he ran anywhere, he thinks he literally vaulted over a bench - he comes to a stop, laying a hand on his eldest brother’s shoulder.
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into... a perfectly normal, down to earth historical setting? And helps out a humble washerwoman and her completely unremarkable son.
[Podfic Version by kitsuneden]
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04 Feb 2026
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Most Precious Person(s) by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2025
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Shen Qingqiu wakes up from death like a man groggily emerging from deep sleep, not immediately remembering where he is or what has happened. He opens his eyes half expecting to see the Bamboo House’s ceiling, and is instead met with the tall, arching ceiling of a palace. He’s lying on his back on the floor, his hands neatly folded on his stomach, dressed simply as if for sleep. He pushes himself up enough to look around him, and sees that he’s in the middle of a very elaborate array drawn in blood.
Oh, this cannot be good.
“The resurrection ritual worked!” Shang Qinghua says, his voice high and tense. Shen Qingqiu’s disoriented gaze finds him standing outside the array, a wobbly, manic smile on his face. He shoots Shen Qingqiu a wordless sorry bro look, which immediately lets him know that whatever the situation is, this hack author has completely thrown him underneath the bus once again. “S-- see, Junshang? This lowly servant wasn’t lying!”
… Wait.
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Shen Qingqiu is ressurected from death against his will, except someone else comes along for the ride too.
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- Part 18 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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26 Jan 2026
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Just Like the Good Old Days by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2026
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“Shizun,” a voice that isn’t strange or unfamiliar in the slightest calls to him, and Shen Qingqiu turns his head to find Luo Binghe looking at him with attentive concern. “Shizun, you’re finally awake! Does your head hurt?”
This immediate peppering of worried questions would be enough to clue Shen Qingqiu in that something has happened, but that isn’t necessary at all, actually - a single glance at Luo Binghe is enough to tell him that much. His little white lotus, his sweet young bun who should be no older than seventeen, has sprouted into a fully grown adult man! His shoulders broadened and his face clear of any last lingering remnants of childishness, he looks like a darkly handsome young man.
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Shen Qingqiu wakes up somewhere that looks like his home but isn't his home, with a white lotus disciple who can't possibly still be a white lotus.
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- Part 22 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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26 Jan 2026
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Homemaker by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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“That,” Shang Qinghua hisses, “is not a cleaning bot!”
“Obviously,” Shen Yuan says, scowling at the absolute moron who has the gall to think that he’s a bigger moron than him. He might swat him for the insult, except he’s just a transparent hologram projecting into Shen Yuan’s living room at the moment - they don’t even live in the same solar system, after all. (Technically Shang Qinghua isn’t on a planet at all, but instead stuck on an absolutely frigid moon orbiting some bumfuck planet lightyears away. Shen Yuan, an Original Earth inhabitant, quietly has no idea how he can stand it.) “He cooks as well.”
“That is not what I meant. Have you fucking seen him? Do you even have eyes!?”
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Shen Yuan gets a new bot, and Shang Qinghua has some concerns.
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- Part 21 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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26 Jan 2026