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- hi
- im getting a few ideas
- and they're all for my mans maDADADA!! (DURARARA!!)
- alright so you're short yeah
- he likes patting your head
- even if you have braids or plaits or if your hair's an afro
- still likes patting it :)
- piggyback rides tbh
- you don't even hang onto his shoulders/neck
- you hang onto his hair
- don't pull his hair or he will yELL
-like YELP
- YOW
- his hair is surprisingly soft
-one time he fell asleep on the coach and you used his hair as a cover
- vv warm!!
- will literally throw you around????
- he and hashirama will be playing a game of catch an he'll suddenly throw the ball away and throw you??
- NEVER play piggy or monkey in the middle with them
- if you're insecure about your height then he wouldn't make jokes
- he would make funny playful ones but would NEVER hurt your feelings
- not on purpose anyway
- will always hold your hand if you're going somewhere crowded
- he's not gonna risk losing you in a crowd
- "madara it's not even that deep you need to chill out."
- "yES IT IS. you're literally a bunny im not risking losing you in a field full of wolves agAIN."
-"we're literally going shopping-"
- yes, it has happened before
- the first time you two went shopping you somehow missed him in a swarm of people and stood in your place and said "madara! i'm lost."
- yes, this is a real story from my everyday life im actually speaking from experience
- he literally turned around and held your hand for the rest of the day
- if you are accidentally taken by the tide though
-he'll hear your distant yell of 'madara-senpai!'
- he loves it when you call him senpai
- he feels warm and fuzzy inside and his cheeks warm up and he's like uwu
- he does train you to use your shortness to your advantage if you ever end up in a dangerous situation
- if he has to go on a trip he'll try his best to take you with him
- if it's a mission he'll take you with him
- "i'm madara uchiha. what are they gonna do? use their sharingan against me?"
- if he's infiltrating somewhere he'll come as a victim and use you as bait
- it's literally 'get help' from Thor Ragnarok
- "please get help! my partner, they're dying!"
- he would use a clan that's enemy to the place he's infiltrating
- as soon as the STUPID guards rush over he literally tHROWS YOU at them
- "madara, this is the last time i'm going on a mission with you. iM NOT A BALL-"
- he would laugh and hug you, saying "i love you."
- "yeah, yeah, i love you too."
- actually carries you everywhere
- just woke up and need to use the bathroom? carried by madara uchiha
- he also does stuff for you
- makes you a 10-course breakfast
-"mADARA UCHIHA WHAT IS ALL THIS I CAN'T EAT ALL OF THIS!"
- "you need to grow."
- ....
- chuckles when you get annoyed
- pLAYFULLY annoyed btw shisters
- but yeah that's it madara highkey does everything for you and is really nice even though he throws you around a lot he's still uwu for you and loves you a lot