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SEVENTEEN (13)
S.Coups
Alright kids
DK
Hello hyung
Woozi
What is this shit
S.Coups
I haven’t even said anything wow
Dino
You said two words
S.Coups
I mean I said nothing rude
Like nothing bad enough to start a fight
Dino
Jihoon hyung didn’t even try to pick a fight with you
He cursed at you
They’re different, you know
Jeonghan
My son is such a smart boy
Dino
*man
Jeonghan
Drink your milk and sleep
Mingyu
Lol
Dino changed Mingyu’s username to Shut Up
Shut Up
I just laughed???
Dino
At something inappropriate to be laughed at
Hoshi
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A BOY HA HA HA H AH AHAAHA AH AHA AHA HA
Dino kicked Hoshi from the chatroom
Vernon
Oof you don’t mess with Lee Chan
Dino
Thank you for stating that
Seungkwan
Yeah? You’re afraid to fight a baby? Man up, Vernon
Dino kicked Seungkwan from the chatroom
Shut Up
Chan is serious about this
It’s not impossible everyone would be kicked out of the chatroom
Wonwoo
No, if you’re not being impolite
DK
^
Shut Up
So you mean I did something impolite
I freaking LAUGHED
I only LAUGHED
Not even LITERALLY
IT WAS JUST AN ACRONYM
WAIT SEOKMIN NOT YOU TOO
DK
Well sorry Mingyu :(
Wonwoo
I mean you gotta be grateful, Soonyoung got kicked for laughing
You only got your name changed
Into a name fitting of your soul
Shut up, Shut Up
Thank you for giving him his name, Chan
Dino
You’re very welcome hyung
Wonwoo
I really love it when I see “Shut Up is typing…”
Thank you again for making my day, Chan
Dino
I’m glad I can make you happy hyung :)
DK
The good relationship between you two makes my heart soft :D
Dino
Aw Seokmin hyung :D
DK
:D
Dino
:D
Shut Up
Tf
The8
Hey Chan
Dino
Yes, hyung?
The8
You wanna know something interesting?
Shut Up
Myungho no
The8
Myungho yes
Dino
Spill, hyung
The8
Mingyu actually laughed after he read Jeonghan hyung’s message
Wait don’t kick him out just yet
He hit his head on the wall right after he said “Chan is a baby”
Dino
Hyung please pat the wall for me
It needs to know that it did a great job
The wall is my ally and they protect me from all forms of maliciousness directed towards me
Shut Up changed Dino’s username to The Wall God
The Wall God
Wtf
Shut Up
You’re welcome
Joshua
What is this mess
Shut Up
Hi, hyung
Joshua
Who are you?
The Wall God
Guess! It’s one member of Seventeen who keeps on spitting out bullshits and makes absolutely no sense
Joshua
Language
Mingyu?
The Wall God
Sorry, hyung
Bingo
Shut Up
Dude hyung wtf
The8
LOL
Woozi
LOL
The Wall God
Even Shua hyung acknowledges
THE Joshua hyung
Joshua
I don’t mean to be rude but
Who are you too
Jeonghan
Our most loveable maknae, Joshua
Our baby Chan
The Wall God
Hyung please no stop that
Joshua
Oh...
The8
Fun fact
Mingyu hit his head again
The Wall God
Ah that calms me down a bit
Myungho hyung please pat the wall again
The8
On it
Shut Up
I can’t believe this
Wonwoo changed Shut Up’s username to Wall Head
Woozi changed Wall Head’s username to Wall-Hit
Wonwoo
Nice one, Jihoon
But what about…
Wonwoo changed Wall-Hit’s username to Wall-Hitter
Woozi
Brilliant, Wonwoo
Wall-Hitter
The heck I’m starting to hate the wall because of this
Wonwoo
You what.
Jihoon, did you see that?
Woozi
I saw that
DO IT WONWOO
Wonwoo changed Wall-Hitter’s name to Wall-Hater
Wall-Hater
I hate you two
Woozi
I hate you too
Oh look! They rhyme :)
Wonwoo
I’m glad to know that
The8 changed Wall-Hater’s name to Wall H8-er
The8
Aaaaayeee
dabs
Wall H8-er changed The8’s name to Dab8
Dab8
Thanks I love my name
Wonwoo
You know what, I kind of miss Shut Up
The Wall God
What
Dab8
What
Woozi
Wow Wonwoo that was pretty straightforward
Wonwoo
Um, no. You all misunderstood
I mean I miss the name “Shut Up” on Mingyu
Wall H8-er
Oh.
Well the name does sound better
Wonwoo
Would you like for the name to make a comeback?
Wall H8-er
No, thank you
I would like for my real name to come back
But WHO THE HEKC DEACTIVATED THE FEAUTRE TO RENAME YOURSELF IN THE GROUP
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU CAN DEACTIVATE THAT THING
I MEAN IT’S ONLY FAIR FOR PEOPLE TO NAME THEMSELVES
NO?
Jeonghan
But it’s fun, isn’t it?
At least your name still remains as Mingyu outside the group chatroom
Wall H8-er
HYUNG NO
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
Jeonghan
What do you mean… I did not deactivate it you know
I asked Seungcheol to do it since he’s the group admin
Wall H8-er
That’s…
Pretty much…
The same…
The Wall God
Teasing Mingyu hyung is a lot of fun
Woozi
That comes from the maknae. Mingyu aren’t you embarrassed
Jun
Hi! What’s up?
Vernon
Hi Junhui hyung
They’re currently making fun of Mingyu hyung since he kept on hitting his head on the wall everytime Chan is being called a baby
Even by himself
Dab8
*keeps
There is more to come for sure, my friend
Our Wall-Hitter Wall H8-er will never stop hitting his head
It’s never-ending
Vernon
Oh ok cool
Yeah that’s pretty much the tea
Wall H8-er
WHAT IS UP WIHT THAT OK COOL
EVEN YOU HAVE BETREAYED ME ANSOL
Vernon
Uh I have been neutral from the very beginning
Like
I’ve never stated I’m on your side?
Woozi
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wall H8-er
I
Jun
Oh! Looks fun
Wall H8-er
Hyung not you too
Jun
Nah I’m not going to join that
But you know, being the baby of the group is a good thing, no?
Wall H8-er
Woozi
Dab8
The Wall God
What
Jun
What?
I mean that just means you’re cute?
And we all love and pamper you?
Since you’re our baby and stuff
And also it’s real though?
Jeonghan
As expected from Junhui… To always look at the positive side of everything
S.Coups
You all should learn from him…
The Wall God
I
Have never thought about it that way
I’m seeing a new light
Jeonghan
So it’s okay for me to call you my baby now?
The Wall God
No I still refuse to be treated like a kid
But I do feel grateful for the love I received from the hyungs
Jeonghan
Awww
S.Coups
Awww
Dab8
Awww
Wall H8-er
Awww
Jun
Awww
Joshua
Um… I don’t want to ruin this beautiful atmosphere…
But I was wondering why does this group only have 11 members…
The Wall God
Oh my God I forgot completely about Hoshi hyung and Seungkwan hyung
The Wall God invited Hoshi and Seungkwan into the chatroom SEVENTEEN
Hoshi joined the chatroom SEVENTEEN
Seungkwan joined the chatroom SEVENTEEN
The Wall God
Hi hyungs :D <3
Hoshi
WHAT DID I DO WROG
Woozi
What the heck is wrog
Hoshi
I just joined the chatroom again and this is the kind of treatment I get
I’m hurt
:(
Woozi
I was just asking
Wall H8-er
;)
Mhm
;)
Woozi
You know, Mingyu
You might want to shut your fucking mouth up if you still want to sing in the next album
Wall H8-er
I can still rap
Woozi
Oh, really?
Wall H8-er
…
I apologize
Woozi
Good.
Seungkwan
Our powerful Jihoon hyung
My king <3
Anyway
Was I kicked because I called Lee Chan a baby
The Wall God
Yes you were, glad you realized
However thanks to our Junhui hyung I will let that go
Seungkwan
Thank you, then
S.Coups
You kids know that I made this chatroom not for this, don’t you?
Wall H8-er
Of course we do
But you know hyung
We can use it to have fun too
Dab8
OH so you like it when we tease you???
Wonwoo
Oh Mingyu, that is so sweet
Wall H8-er
Wait no that’s not what I meant
HYUNG HELP
ANYONE
S.Coups
… You know what
Good night.