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Hot and humid. If Jungkook were asked to describe New Orleans, those would be the first thing that came to mind. Well... one could describe New Orleans as, beautiful, with its extravagant architecture observed in the Garden District. And one could not forget the beautiful cemetery that gave an aura of mystery and danger, and if anything Bourbon Street the literal life of the party combined all of those feelings and added an extra hint of excitement. The French quarter was probably the best part, absolutely breathtaking, but nothing in New Orleans or in the world could compare to Min Yoongi.
Min Yoongi was an ethereal being that was sent to Earth, in specific to New Orleans where Jungkook humbly lived, in order to grace the Earth and it’s peasants with his presence. Jungkook needed to breathe in Yoongi’s presence in order to survive, which is why he found himself in front of the shop that Yoongi worked in.
Walking in he felt his heart jump out of his chest, for it could not handle Yoongi’s grace. Yoongi was wearing a fitted printed shirt, a wide brimmed black hat, black pants and a chocker. A beautiful printed chocker that made Jungook want to cry because it fit Yoongi so beautifully.
“Hello my love” Junkook yelled. The tourist turned to look at him, the locals simply rolled their eyes.
“If I recall, you’re banned from this place” Jungkook pouted.
“You can’t ban me, I’m your best customer”
Yoongi rolled his eyes and muttered “the best customers don’t recklessly start a fire”
“It wasn’t done recklessly, it was actually carefully planned as an amazing magic trick, but somebody ruined it” replied Jungkook with an exasperated sigh.
“That better not be my name in your mouth, Jungkook” yelled Namjoon.
“Well at least I’m glad you know I’m talking about you, anyways back to the relevant people. I’ve come to win your affections once again Yoongi hyung.”
“Jungkook no”
“Jungkook YES” grinned said person.
With a sigh, Yoongi slowly backed away from Jungkook. Pulling a hat from seemingly out of nowhere, Jungkook placed a black cloth on top of it and twisted his hand almost as if throwing something.
“Oh my god he did the Salt bae thing” Namjoon muttered and Yoongi covered his face with his hands.
Jungkook grinned wide and winked. “Abra Cadabra, let the bunny appear” and like magic a kitten popped out of the hat. Surprise filled Junkook’s features “ I did it...uh a kitten...I mean VOÍLA” Grabbing the Kitten, Jungkook walked towards Yoongi and handed him the black furred animal.
“Here, I present to you our child”
“Jungkook you’re fourteen”
“Love knows no boundaries”
“I guess love has never met jail cells”
“Yoongi, I’m trying to be romantic here”
“And I’m trying to be realistic”
“Wow, my boyfriend is so smart”
“You’re impossible, now run off child or I’m telling your mom or worse, I’ll tell your brother”
“You wouldn’t?!”
“Don’t test me”
Pouting Jungook took a step towards the exit, but then quickly turned around and gave Yoongi a quick kiss on the cheek, whose face filled with surprised. He ran off cackling “Later my love”
Red faced and embarrassed, Yoongi walked into the back of the store. Heavy footsteps and loud laughter could be heard behind him. “Shut up Namjoon”
“Sorry Hyung, it’s just too cute”
“He’s ridiculous, I should have never let this get out of hand” Yoongi whined, but he had a fond look on his face so one could assume he was solely putting on a show.
“It could have all been avoided if only you would have let his first magic trick fail instead of using your magic to help him”
“How was I supposed to know it would lead to this, I thought he was an adorable little child”
“Well you have to admit he’s still adorable”
“Yeah well, he’s not adorable when he’s scaring away all the guys that try to approach you by spraying them with a water gun... he’s so not cute”
“I’m sure it’s just a phase, he’ll forget about you as soon as the next pretty girl walks his way”
“I sure hope so, well at least I have a kitten now”
“Oh yeah, isn’t it supposed to be a bunny that comes out of a hat”
“Hmm, there were no bunnies in the shop, and either way I needed a Kitten as my familiar. Bunnies are not great at harvesting energy for spells, they are too hyper.”
“Amazing, so what will you name him”
“Lil meow meow”
“Beautiful”