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1. The Goblet of Fire and Jesus Fucking Christ! What the Actual Fuck is Wrong with You People?! by Des98

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   17 Apr 2018

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson/Millicent Bullstrode
   • Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
   • Olliver Wood/Marcus Flint
   • Angelina Johnson/Katie Bell
   • Blaise Zabini/idk a lot of people that kid is HORNY
   • Ron Weasley/Questions about his sexuality
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hannah Abbott
   • Susan Bones
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Severus Snape
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Draco Malfoy
   • fucking everybody okay?!
   • Cedric Diggory
   • goblet of fire - Freeform
   • Triwizard Tournament
   • dumbeldore is gonna get his ass kicked
   • Flashbacks to Abuse
   • Mentioned Abuse
   • Abusive Dursleys
   • Hogwarts castle's where he spends most of his days
   • voldemort's up to no good
   • started makin' trouble in the neighbourhood
   • harry isn't a horcrux
   • but dumbledore still thinks he is
   • because dumbledore is an idiot frankly
   • also
   • Like
   • Shit's gonna go down
   • Minerva is gonna kick some more ass
   • Harry dear i love you so much i'm sorry for everything that is about to happen to you
   • imma tell you right now
   • i ain't gonna kill cedric
   • I ain't got the heart to do it
   • i just don't okay?!
   • so if you like pain and suffering and you're a cruel bastard who wishes death on my sunny hufflepuff
   • gtfo
   • archaic magic
   • very stupid shit's about to go down
   • AU
   • if that wasn't already obvious
   • if you don't think dumbledore's an idiot
   • you will not like this fic
   • because i'm still mad at that bastard
   • can't wait to kill him off
   • but not yet
   • unfortunately
   • it's one am and these tags are like
   • idek
   • Slytherins are awesome
   • pansy parkinson is a bad ass
   • who is gon rock this shit
   • Powerful Harry
   • mage senses
   • probably multiple headcanons from tumblr
   • because i don't live in the real world because that's a dumb place to be
   • g'bye

   Summary

   Goblet of fire AU. This is gonna be fun.

   Series

   • Part 3 of The much better, Dursley's can fuck off, Slytherins are people too AU

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   English

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