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    Summary

    List of Stuff Bucky Shall Never Do:

    1. Give up spider solitaire
    2. Tweet TMI shit to celebrities
    3. Get a fucking raise, it seems
    4. Sleep with a coworker

    He HAS tweeted TMI shit about celebrities, but he also has some common sense and knows that some people actually read their replies, so he a) posts only on his private account and b) never tags. Bucky's pretty sure that he's not the only person to have drunk tweeted about Captain America's daddy level, but at least he doesn't fucking call Steve Rogers 'daddy' to his face.

    Until he kind of does, and breaks his fourth rule in the process.

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