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Sanic Nyoom has added Stronk Jr. , Tododokidoki , Aint a furry, and 16 others to No-sin Christian server.
Fite me irl : Fuck you
Stronk Jr : I’d rather not
Kirishima used Harden : OOOHH BURN
Ebony dark’ness dementia raven way : what is this
Tododokidoki : im not sure
That Pink Raccoon : it's gAY, that's what it is
Sex tape : o shit wahts this i c ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Fite me irl: What the ever loving fuck is that?
Danki : this? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Fite me irl : yes what the shit is that
That Pink Raccoon: you really don't know what that is bakugo? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Sex Tape: yeah thats p surprising ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Fite me irl : stop
Sex Tape : stop what?? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Fite me irl: that
Stop that
Danki: whatever is the matter? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
That Pink Raccoon : idk what ur talking about ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Kirishima used Harden: yeah man what do you mean?? ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
Fite me irl: NOT YOU TOO
Tododokidoki: ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ are we gonna have a problem??
Sanic nyoom: this was a mistake
Stronk Jr. : YOU GOT A BONE TO PICK
Fite me irl: not this
That Pink Raccoon: YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK?
Ain't a furry : ID NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF
Kirishima used Harden: AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
Fite me irl: but I'm feeling nice so here's some advice lISTEN UP BIOTCH
Sanic nyoom : What is this
Madness
Stronk Jr.: Kacchan!! why didn't you tell us you liked heathers?!?!
Fite me irl: because it's none of your guys business
Kirishima used Harden: he only likes it bc he thinks jd is hot
Fite me irl: Everyone thinks jd is hot
That Pink Raccoon: tru
Musical trash: I go to the bathroom and come back to find out that I missed out on heathers?!? fuck u guys
Kirishima used Harden: u kno who else likes musicals
MY B R O
LETS GET BRO ON HERE
Iron man has joined No-sin Christian server.
Kirishima used Harden : HARD BRO!
Iron man : HARD BRO!!!!1
guys do you like my username!?!?!
Fite me irl: youre made out of steel
iron man: dont call me out like this
Fite me irl: youre all dumbasses
Kirishima used harden: even me
Fite me irl: especially you
Kirishima used Harden : ಥ_ಥ you wound me
BUT HARD BRO!!1!!!1
Iron Man: HARD BRO!!11!!!!1!!!!
Show me bob and vegana: this is too gay for me
i thought there would be boobs...
Sanic nyoom: oh i forgot i added you on here
Show me bob and vegana has been kicked from the chat.
Sanic nyoom: goodbye, peasant.
Momo the homo: PERISH
Musical trash: i feel
Free
That Pink Raccoon: the evil has been vanquished by the Nyoom lord.
Sanic Nyoom: It’s no problem, really. And please don’t call me that.
Sanic Nyoom has been renamed Nyoom lord .
Nyoom lord : Why
Stronk Jr.: bc we love you iida
Nyoom lord: …
Fine
That Pink Raccoon : :))))
Kirishima used Harden: ok but back to musicals
Hamilton Anyone?????
Stronk Jr.: MEEE!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!
Musical trash : HELL YES
Tododokidoki: oh no you got him started
Midoriya
Pl e a se
Stronk Jr.: tHEODOSIA WRITES ME A LETTER EVERY DAY (day day)
Tododokidoki: oh god
Kirishima used Harden: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM KEEPIN HER BED WARM WHILE HER HUSBAND IS AWAY
(away away)
That Pink Raccoon: HES ON THE BRITISH SIDE IN GEORGIA, TRYNA KEEP THE COLONIES IN LINE
Musical trash: BUT HE CAN KEEP ALL OF GEORGIA, THEODOSIA SHES MINE
Momo the homo: w
what
Stronk Jr.: LOVE DOESNT DISCRIMINATE, BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES
Kirishima used Harden: AND WE KEEP LOVING ANYWAY
Iron man: WE LAUGH AND WE CRY AND WE BREAK AND WE MAKE OUR MISTAKES
Musical trash: AND IF THERES A REASON IM BY HER SIDE WHEN SO MANY HAVE TRIED
Stronk Jr.: THE N IM WILLING TO W A I T F O R I T
*sobs*
I love you guys
So much
That Pink Raccoon: same like
Just
Me and kiri thought we were the only ones
Kirishima used Harden: yeah!!!!
and the rest of the bakusquad was like,,,
not
into it
Fite me irl: the fucking what now
Danki: the bakusquad
yanno
That Pink Raccoon: like the izukrew
Fite me irl: the fucking what now
Stronk Jr.: the ducking what now
Aint a furry: omgosh
Deku cant curse
Thats adorable
Stronk Jr.: i can curse!!!!
Tododokidoki: you,,,
you really cant,,,
Stronk Jr.: yEs i c A N
Fite m e yes i can
You lil bi t h c
Kirishima used Harden: you spelled it wrong
Stronk Jr.: no i didnt
O shit waddup: yes you did
theres no denying
That you, Midoriya Izuku
Cannot curse
Stronk Jr.: ,,,
ffuk
Tododokidoki: you spelled it wrong
Danki: im
That Pink Raccoon: can we all take a moment to appreciate how innocent this quality piece of broccoli is
Sex tape: Quality piece of broccoli
fite me irl : WHAT ABOUT DEKU IS QUALITY
Stronk Jr.: and what about you is quality?
Aint a furry: IM
That Pink Raccoon: HE MAY NOT CURSE
BUT HE CAN THROW SH A D E HOLY F CU CK
Danki : dfhkjdhfkdjhf
N ever in my life would I have expected to see a shady midoriya
holy s h i t
Kirishima used Harden: I WASTN PREPARE DD
Ain't a furry : NONE OF US WERE
That Pink Raccoon: im cryign
My son
Has been tainted
Tododokidoki : im-
Aint a furry: todo’s proud of his bf
Stronk Jr. : djkfhskdljf
Tododokidoki: ,,,,
Musical trash: lmao I can hear them combusting a nut.
Sex Tape: KSJDFHKSDJFHLDSJHFLKSDJHFLSKDJHF
Kirishima used Harden: OH MY FU C K I G N G O DDD
Danki : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
O shit waddup: Todoroki just burst into fucking flames right before my eyes
And collapsed
Nyoom Lord : Don’t forget to use protection
Sex Tape : Several people are typing
Aint a furry: IIDA THO IM SCREAM I N G
Iron Man : WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
John Cena: holy
s h i t
Ebony dark’ness dementia raven way: ,,,,
That Pink Raccoon: im screaming iida what
Stronk Jr.:
Stronk Jr.: has left No-Sin Christian Server.
Danki: rip mido he couldnt handle it
Nyoom Lord: i will not allow him to leave
this is still a chat for school
no matter how much you squander it
Sex tape: lol
Stronk Jr. has been added to No-Sin Christian server.
Stronk Jr.: fudge
Fite me irl: watch ur fucking language u lil shit
Stronk Jr.: *your
*you
That Pink Raccoon: o shit
Stronk Jr.: *oh
Kirishima used Harden : Shits abt to go down
Stronk Jr.: about*
Danki: LSDJFHSLDKJF fucking rip
Kirishima used Harden: y u gotta be like that bro
Stronk Jr.: Two reasons:
- why*
- you*
Sex Tape: shade
That Pink Raccoon: famalamallama
Aint a furry: sldfhalksjdfh what
That Pink Raccoon: yano
Famalamallama
My catch phrase
Like
Llama
Fite me irl: stop
what fucking catch phrase
No
That Pink Raccoon: fama
Lama
Lamallama
With a fama
Stronk Jr.: *FamaLamaLlama
Sex Tape: why you gotta be salty dude
Nyoom Lord: I don't believe he's actually salty
Aint a furry: actually hes v v sweet
Stronk Jr.: very*
Aint a furry: aight no hes salty as fuck
Nyoom Lord: What does salty mean????
That Pink Raccoon: wait
You dont know??
What did you think we were talking about?????
Nyoom Lord: …
I thought you guys were putting salt on midoriya and licking him
Fite me irl : not today satan
not today
Danki: askjdfhalkDKFHSDLFKJH IIDA WHY
Tododokidoki:
Sex Tape: that's kinky man
Fite me irl: funny hearing that from you
Bondage kink
Sex Tape has been renamed Bondage 101.
Nyoom Lord has removed all commenting privileges
Nyoom Lord: Class is starting soon and as class president I cannot allow you to text during class
it is disrespectful to the teacher and your peers who are trying to learn
therefore I will be doing this everyday before class
you guys can thank me later