Chapter Text
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: hi i just wanted to call out @Musical trash for being really gay
Musical trash: bitch?
excuse you?
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: :3c
Fist me daddy: dont
Do Not
Make That Fucking Face
Ever Again
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: >:3c
Fist me irl: Bitch
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: i know you are but what am i
Musical Trash: i swear to shit kaminari
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: @fist me irl
quick question
do you want just anyone to fist you or do you want someone
special
;))
Musical Trash: L E A V E
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: no can do brosephmandudebuddypalboi
Musical Trash: I hate you I hope you know that
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: trust me I know
Fist me irl has been renamed Fist me Daddy
Fist me Daddy: is that blunt enough for you?
Kirishima is Daddy: I think I'm done for the night
Mina the Pink Raccoon: use protection and don't hurt Bakugou
Kirishima is Daddy: what
no
no
no
l e a v e
no
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: if its fisting would they even need protection or like
am i missing some kind of std on the hand
That Pink Raccoon: maybe if Bakugou was doing the fisting but it's obvious he's not so I guess not
make sure you guys have enough lube
Stronk Jr.: hey guys sorry not sorry to interrupt this
fascinating conversation
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: lmao
Stronk Jr.: hmm
Tododokidoki: god I wish that was my dad
Fist me Daddy: yes we all know you two have daddy issues
go fuck in the corner or some shit idfc
That Pink Raccoon: yo wait
Is
Is mido ok
Stronk Jr.: :,^)
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: ??
Stronk Jr.: La puta madre, ustedes no entienden mis indirectas. *
Bondage 101: are any of us okay?
Stronk Jr.: No me preguntes a mi pendejo.**
Fist me daddy: deku are you really starting with this spanish shit again i swear to the fucking god that this chat killed
Stronk Jr.: Nadie te metio Grinch narcisista con complejos de superioridad. Anda explota en otro lado que tu humo afecta mis buenas vibras.***
Bondage 101: i put it through google translate and im legit sobbing
Momo the homo: @tododokidoki dont you have a thing for foreign languages or smth
Tododokidoki: uh
uhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-
DIRECT MESSAGE
Rich Kid #2: m omo i trusted you wha t the fuckIuionmsdo d
I to l d yo u th a t in con fi d enc e
You fucking dicktionary you owe me two months of laundry
Rich Kid #1: no regerts
Rich Kid #2: :((
cant believe youve betrayed me like this
-
Tododokidoki changed Momo the homo ’s name to Dicktionary.
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: omg
Tododokidoki: dONT FUCKING CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
NOT AFTER WHAT YOUVE DONE
IF YOU CALL ME OUT ILL CALL YOU OUT
Dicktionary: TODOROKI N O
Tododokidoki: MOMO HAS A THING FOR PUNK ROCK CHICKS
Dicktionary: this is true betrayal
Tododokidoki: hypocr i t e
Sex tape: ...
That pink raccoon: ...
John Cena: ...
Tododokidoki: what
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: thats
Kinda common knowledge
Kirishima is daddy: yea like,,, literally all of us knew
Musical trash: nO iT iSNT?
I DiDnT KNOw?
Wh A T??
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: well ofc you didnt know
but the rest of us did
Even iida knew
Tododokidoki: i really thought that would go better
Lets try another one then
Dicktionary: todoroki pl e a s e
O shit waddup: this is somewhat out of hand
but im enjoying it
keep going
Stronk Jr.: i leave for
one minute
to find for #~relatable~ missing dad memes
and i just
Dicktionary: midoriya here to save the day
But he brings questions
Midoriya are you really ok
Stronk Jr.: not since i was like four
Tododokidoki: fuck I'll be back
make sure he doesn't do anything stupid while I'm gone
Dicktionary: aye aye sir
Stronk Jr.: Hey! I don't need anyone to watch over me
Tododokidoki: you can't see my face but I'm giving you the blankest stare in existence
Stronk Jr.: I can feel it and I don't like it
Tododokidoki: I'm coming over
Stronk Jr.: I dont need someone to take care of me! I'm a perfectly capable teenage boy!
Tododokidoki: I'm still coming over whether you like it or not
Stronk Jr.: fine. but you're watching whatever I want
Tododokidoki: I would have anyways but alright. whatever you want midoriya
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me m e s
2:30 am
Stronk Jr.: helo
it is i
ur friendly neighborhood spideryeet
Fist me irl: PARAYEET YOURSELF OUTTA MY LIFE
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: OH BOY
ITS 3AM MEME TIME, FUCKERS
Tododokidoki: oh my god pl ea s e n o
no t a ga i n
Bondage 101: Okay but that actually looks pretty good
Musical Trash: nO IT FU S GK IN GN DOES NT
OK A:
KAMINARI I F YOU FU CK IG N STA R T THIS SHIT AGAIN
YOUR SHIT IS F U C K E D
AND
SERO
YOU ABSOLUTE CUCK
HOW IS THAT APPETIZING
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: I'M SO MAKING THAT
Bondage 101: it's just chicken but
blue
don't you want blue chicken jirou?
Musical Trash: ill make you blue
By fucking choking you
With that damn koolaid chicken thatll fucking kill you anyways
Bondage 101: kinky
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: kinky
Bondage 101: omg bro
same person
That Pink Raccoon: no
not this again
please
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: bRo
SaMe PeRsOn
Bondage 101: SAME PERSON
Tododokidoki: ok ignoring
that
midoriya if you do this now i stg im coming over
Stronk Jr.: …
Damn let me find another meme real quick
dId SoMeOnE oRdEr A
E X I ST E N T I AL C RI S I S
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: Hoky fuck
Bondage 101: HOKY
YOU DO THE HOKY POKY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND
Tododokidoki: midoriya
Stronk Jr.: cant kill me if im already dead inside binch
Tododokidoki: shit you right
Open the door
Stronk Jr.: yeye one sec
@ ~walk walk fashion bby~ @Kirishima is daddy is this you
Tododokidoki: hh hhngh
I hate this family
Stronk Jr.: <3
Bondage 101: Okay disregarding that
did y'all ever notice how calamari say yee like that dinosaur in the fucking meme
That Pink Raccoon: oh
oH mY g OD nsLDKFJ
SE R o P LE A S e
Brosephmandudebuddypalboi: BRO HOW COULD YOU KDNXJDJSN
I'VE BEEN HAD
Musical Trash: HOLY FUCK YOURE RIGHT
Bondage 101: Calamari is now dinosaur guy
Stronk Jr. has changed Brosephmandudebuddypalboi ’s name to Dinosaur Gay.
Dinosaur Gay: LSDFKL
I'm actually bi but okay
Stronk Jr. has changed Dinosaur Gay’ s name to Dinosaur Bi
That Pink Racoon: FUCK IIDAS TYPING EVRYONE SCATTER
IKEA: i stg stfu im trying to sleep and there is school tomorrow it is a school night you mcfreacking h o o l i g an s
Go
To
S l e e p
Fist me Daddy: fuck you nyoom boy
IKEA has removed Fist me Daddy ’s commenting privileges.
IKEA: G O T O B E D
Tododokidoki: jinkies
Stronk Jr.: jeepers
IKEA has removed all commenting privileges
IKEA: naughty children need to be punished
And these naughty children are going to go the frickfrack to sl e e p
Dinosaur Bi changed their name to But maybe we can talk like this?.
IKEA changed But maybe we can talk like this? ’s name to Kaminari Denki.
IKEA has taken away Kaminari Denki ’s naming privileges.
IKEA: i trust none of you will try anything else?
No?
Good.
Get some rest, we have school tomorrow.
