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    "Joke's on you, asshole, I'm off today!" Namjoon laughed and flopped onto his couch, throwing his shoes across the room at the door and stretching out on the tan cushions. "Don't know who or what you are, but it's not nice to move people's keys!" Did Namjoon know there was something in his house moving his shit? Not really. But he'd never been one to think something's impossible just because he personally hadn't seen it. And he definitely decided something was fucking with him when his keychain came flying across the room and smacked him in the middle of his chest. "Now that's just rude."

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