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It all started on a summer day. The sun was shining bright, it’s rays hitting the tall green grass, and the lovely birds all sung their beautiful tunes of different melodies. A man was walking on a dirty sidewalk, that was chipped and covered in chalk drawings. He had his hands in his pockets, and was sulking as he walked.
This is our main character. His name is Oogre Niccals. He had light green skin, black oily hair that shimmered in the moonlight, light blue eyes, blonde eyelashes, and wore leather jackets and studded boots and fishnets. He wore an onion necklace that had a lot of jewels on it. He was pretty freaking hot, like super hot.
He was walking to school, acting very cool. He smirked at all the guys who stared at him, very jealous of his swagger. (#sweg) All the girls swooned for him, thinking that he was sooo hot. Normally he wouldn’t walk to school, as his rich dads would just get him a limo. However, he refused this time around, because he wanted to show off his swagger.
His dads were Shrek and Murdoc Niccals from the band the Grillz. Becuz he was in a band, he was super rich, and shrek was also rich cause he was in a popular movie franchise. His dads were both green and loved each othr very much. They loved their son too, and spoiled him. Oogre had no other relatives other than his uncle Donkey, his uncle 2D, his uncle rissel, and his auntie noodle, who had a wife named taffydillathethirdthefourththebest, though people just called her taffy. His family was all very rich and cool just like him.
Oogre went up to his equally cool, but not as cool as him friends. One of his friends was a bee and human hybrid named Buzzy Bee. He looked human, but had wings, an antennae, and skinny legs and arms. He had long black hair, pink highlights, grey cat ears, pink dress, black eyeliner, yeezies, and a grey cat tail. His dad was Barry Bee, who was in the popular movie The Bee Movie. His mom is Vanessa Bloome, who married Barry Bee cause she was in the movie with him.
Truth be told, Oogre had the hugest crush on Buzzy. That beautiful hair, the cat outfit, those lovely blue eyes….they mesmerized Oogre. He would never tell Buzzy, however, for the fear of being rejected by his one true love. He has only told his other best friend, Riasa Paytas. Riasa was the daughter of Trisha Paytas. The dad is unknown, as Trisha has hooked up with so many people that it’s just impossible to know now. She looks exactly like Trisha, except she has black hair thats super long, and is super swegger.
Riasa always tried to hook up Buzzy and Oogre, and was their number one shipper. So when he came up to them, she immediately pulled him over, leaving Buzzy alone. Buzzy sighed, deciding to instead talk to his fans about the latest movie his father was in, called The Bee Movie 4.
“Oogreeeeeee, when ye gon hook up wit Buz?”, she said in her Scottish accent. Her accent changes all the time. Today it was Scottish. “It’s bin fifty ‘ears.” She flipped her long black hair, and took out a big stick of lipstick. She smeared it on her lips, and then flipped her hair again. She was just like her mother. The boys were running up to her, wanting to talk to her. She sighed and ignored them.
“I don’t know when I can, ok?”. Oogre had a mix between a scottish accent and a british accent. “I’m just not ready….besides he probably doesn’t like me. There are hotter boys out there.” A bunch of his fans ran up to him. He was signing yearbooks while still talking to Riasa.
“Hotta boys? No there ain’t any ‘otter boys then you Oogre! Think ‘bout it. The ‘ottest boyz in the school are you and buz”
“And there is also Hanzo and Noddy and Jashi and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Have you seen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! He’s so freaking hot! Everytime he comes to class he makes all the boys turn gay.”
“Yeah, but yer also a celbirty and rich jus lik Buz. Yer perf for ‘im. Yer went to Celebrity Preschool with him, for gods sake!”
Oogre sighed then. “Fine. But first I’ll need advice from my family.” The bell rang, which meant they had to go to first period. “I’ll see ya at lunch!”