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Protocol Nanny Clone by zoostitcher89
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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So, the clones are programmed to take care of their Jedi. The problem? The Jedi are pretty much trained to do the opposite. Like. So bad at self-care it's not even funny. So, the clones start coloring outside the lines of their programming. Yoda gets whatever dirt tea his little troll heart desires. Aayla gets foot massages when things get too stressful. But some Jedi can't take a hint. This can lead to totally benign rebellions in rank like the time Ponds made sure Mace's door "malfunctioned" after he'd been awake for seventy-four straight hours. Ahem. But some Jedi. Some. Kriffing. Jedi. Need a little more proactive approach. Enter Obi-Wan and Anakin. They continuously drive their clone soldiers to distraction. Running themselves ragged, refusing treatment for injuries, pulling ridiculous stunts in the field! And the clones, well, they're running out of ideas. One clandestine meeting and a few discrete holonet searches later, they come up with a plan.
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- Part 1 of Caretaker!Clones
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The Little Prince by zoostitcher89 for chancecraz
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
14 Jan 2020
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Generously being allowed to play in chancecraz' sandbox. Inspired by "Of Queens, Knights, and Pawns." Probably won't make much sense unless you've read that fic. Which you should.
A time traveling Leia gives birth to Ben Solo again. She makes the decision she has to for the good of her son.
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Ob'ika by zoostitcher89
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Oct 2019
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After a hard battle Obi-Wan has a hard time winding down. Cody helps.
Otherwise subtitled: I was having a hard time writing my other fic cause I couldn't nail down the dynamic on these two, so I wrote ahead, my hand slipped, and oops, porn happened. You're welcome.
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- Part 2 of Caretaker!Clones
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Jim Kirk has never let a top wrap a collar around his neck. Not ever. And Star Fleet is ok with that, even with him being a Captain, so long as he follows the rules and gets topped regularly. But when he's caught in flagrant violation of this rule, Spock swoops in and snaps Jim up, with a little help from McCoy.
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Bones takes good care of Jim, even when Jim might wish for a less careful guardian and lover. Then Spock happens.
The gratuitous spanking fic you didn't know you wanted. No explicit sex, but male/male relationships are depicted inside.
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Caretaker!Clones by zoostitcher89
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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After modern science fails Alastor's ailing mother, his underground contacts land him over 600 miles away from home in the Blue Ridge Mountains, staring down a hollow-eyed woman with a deal. If Alastor agrees to an indeterminate residency watching over an isolated stretch of the mountain, his mother will be taken care of. At the end of his options, Alastor agrees to ensure his mother's survival.
When a monster begins stalking the cabin he's been granted, Alastor realizes he didn't understand the ramifications of the pact he made...one he can no longer escape.
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23 Feb 2026
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Alastor believes Lucifer has been taunting him with jabs at a designation he had believed well hidden.
While Lucifer remains confused by the lack of care shown toward the obviously neglected little, making it his mission to remedy the situation!
A tale of misunderstanding.
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20 Feb 2026
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“The King of Hell’s annual rut is coming soon. I’ve decided to take myself off of the list of candidates once and for all. In order to do that, I need an Alpha to knot me. We enjoy one another’s company well enough, and you seem the sort to do an admirable job of it.”
More importantly, Lu Morgenstern seemed the sort Alastor could maneuver as he saw fit.
“All this so you can potentially avoid the honor of lying with the King of Hell during his rut?”
He rolled his eyes. “Yes, because being stripped down to nothing but my secondary gender and being selected as the next virgin sacrifice to be deflowered by the Devil himself is such an honor.”
Lu absently tapped a finger where his hand had come to rest on top of his desk. “You don’t believe it is? I’ve heard the Omega selected is handsomely compensated for their time.”
“Which makes it rather a lot like prostitution, wouldn’t you agree?”
“Yet here you are, offering yourself up to me for free.”
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Alastor needs to get rid of his pesky v-card, or risk conjugal jury duty interrupting his research. Too bad the Alpha he propositions is the very devil he’s trying to avoid…
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16 Feb 2026
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Set in a Classification AU, where each citizen of Hell is assigned a class upon entry based on their life and their mental state. There are Neutrals, Caregivers, Masters, Babysitters, Pets, and Littles.
Alastor, the Radio Demon and one of the most powerful beings of Hell, has a secret. He is a Little, and has been keeping this secret for as long as he has been in Hell. When his secret is revealed to Lucifer Morningstar, a Caregiver longing for another Little since Charlie grew up, the King of Hell does not hesitate to jump at this opportunity.
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15 Feb 2026
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Both instinct and classification suppressed, Alastor has to cope with both coming to light, no matter how mortifying that may be.
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12 Feb 2026